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85	arocketman (958)
86	aahaa, muahaha (948)
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Reviews by 'aahaa, muahaha'

Current status of Movie star with a total of 948 reviews published to date.

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Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)

Penis naughtier than sword.

Aug 24, 2007
Unscored

Vote (14)

Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)

Zorro's two-way switchblade.

May 26, 2012
Unscored

Vote (1)

Zoo (2007)

Dark, horse.

Jul 2, 2007
Unscored

Vote (10)

Zoo (2007)

They don't spare horses.

Jun 21, 2007
Unscored

Vote (10)

Zardoz (1974)

Zardoz, Zed: Zany, Zero.

Mar 15, 2007
Unscored

Vote (8)

Young Einstein (1988)

From Beer to Seer.

Dec 17, 2009
Unscored

Vote (8)

You've Got Mail (1998)

Saving private mails: Ryan.

Nov 29, 2006
Unscored

Vote (19)

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani (2013)

Himalayas: Deepika lightens up.

Jun 3, 2013
Unscored

Vote (3)

Wright Brothers, The (1997)

Two Wrights don't wrong.

Feb 5, 2010
Unscored

Vote (12)

World's Biggest Penis (2006)

Schlong and awe.

Apr 13, 2009
Unscored

Vote (14)

World Is Not Enough, The (1999)

Painless villain, plotless film.

Sep 5, 2007
Unscored

Vote (2)

Wordplay (2006)

Cross swords through crosswords.

Mar 28, 2008
Unscored

Vote (12)

Wooden Horse, The (1950)

Modern day Trojan horse!

Jan 25, 2007
Unscored

Vote (5)

Woman On Top (2000)

What's cooking? 'Passion' food.

Apr 28, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Winnie The Pooh And The Blustery Day (1968)

Winds-day. Winnie wins day.

Apr 12, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

Wimbledon (2004)

From l'oeuf to love.

Apr 13, 2009
Unscored

Vote (6)

Wild Safari 3D (2005)

So near, yet Safari.

Aug 23, 2007
Unscored

Vote (11)

Why We Fight (2005)

Profits off peace.

Sep 10, 2007
Unscored

Vote (8)

Why The Cook Was Fired (1902)

Cook turns out crook.

Feb 27, 2008
Unscored

Vote (8)

Why The Cook Was Fired (1902)

Fired-up hubby; Cook fired!

Feb 27, 2008
Unscored

Vote (1)

Why Bridget Stopped Drinking (1901)

Spirit cures spirits obsession.

Jul 6, 2007
Unscored

Vote (8)

Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? (1966)

Dysfunctional couple cries woolf.

Apr 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (15)

Who Wrote The Bible? (2004)

Bibleography.

Aug 22, 2007
Unscored

Vote (19)

Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)

Discharged and dismissed vehicles.

Dec 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (15)

Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)

Battery cars get battered.

Jan 6, 2008
Unscored

Vote (13)

Whiff Of Onion, A (1913)

Reels of peels.

Jul 11, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden? (2008)

Bad. Not about Abbotabad?

May 16, 2011
Unscored

Vote (3)

When That Yiddisher Band Played An Irish Tune (1926)

Shamrock or sham rock?

Mar 30, 2008
Unscored

Vote (23)

What's Up, Doc? (1972)

Bab. Gab. Bags. Gags.

Nov 12, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

What's Cooking? (2000)

Ethnics' thanksgivings - melting pot.

Feb 27, 2008
Unscored

Vote (4)

What Happened On Twenty-third Street, New York City (1901)

Blow gusty for me.

Jan 14, 2010
Unscored

Vote (7)

West Side Story (1961)

Sibling. Rivalry. Singing. Chivalry.

Mar 28, 2007
Unscored

Vote (14)

Warrior, The (2001)

Warrior wages war within.

May 1, 2007
Unscored

Vote (8)

Wall Street (1987)

Good greed? Good grief!

Mar 23, 2008
Unscored

Vote (17)

Wall Street (1987)

Trade and tirade.

Mar 23, 2009
Unscored

Vote (12)

Walk In The Clouds, A (1995)

Chocolate hero to rescue.

Apr 3, 2006
Unscored

Vote (7)

Wal-Mart: The High Cost Of Low Price (2005)

EDLP haven't HELPED? Strange.

Aug 12, 2007
Unscored

Vote (4)

Wal-Mart: The High Cost Of Low Price (2005)

Hypermarket? Hyped market!

Sep 26, 2007
Unscored

Vote (4)

Wait Until Dark (1967)

Blind lady blinds thieves.

May 8, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Voodoo Academy (2000)

Voodunnit gone bad.

Jun 22, 2007
Unscored

Vote (5)

Volcano (1997)

L.A.: Hell Lava time.

Nov 4, 2006
Unscored

Vote (22)

Vivah (2006)

Viva to arranged Vivah.

Oct 12, 2007
Unscored

Vote (4)

Victor/Victoria (1982)

Victoria = Victor = made-up Victoria.

Dec 29, 2006
Unscored

Vote (4)

Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)

Cruz relationship's Scarlett tinge.

Aug 29, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

Vanity Fair (2004)

Nair directs period Noir.

Nov 14, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Vanilla Sky (2001)

Dead man dreaming.

Apr 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (14)

Vanilla Sky (2001)

Cruise Diaz, dreams Cruz.

Oct 31, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Van Gogh (1991)

From ear to eternity.

Feb 21, 2007
Unscored

Vote (21)

Vagina Monologues, The (2002)

Vaginal discharge.

May 8, 2007
Unscored

Vote (19)

Vagina Monologues, The (2002)

Going over ova.

May 24, 2007
Unscored

Vote (12)

Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)

Gift in the boxers.

Aug 9, 2007
Unscored

Vote (2)

Untitled Keith Moon Project (2012)

Moon's mooning and moaning.

Oct 27, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Unsuccessful Somersault (1894)

Failing head-over-heels.

May 8, 2007
Unscored

Vote (34)

Unsuccessful Somersault (1894)

Flop of a flop.

Feb 18, 2009
Unscored

Vote (7)

Unsuccessful Somersault (1894)

Flip. Blip. Flippant.

Dec 17, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

United 93 (2006)

Passengers roll. They rock.

Sep 6, 2007
Unscored

Vote (3)

Une Indigestion (1902)

Alimentary problem. Elementary solution.

May 27, 2007
Unscored

Vote (11)

Under Siege (1992)

SEAL, stripper and ship.

Apr 30, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Uncle Josh At The Moving Picture Show (1902)

Josh in tearing hurry.

Feb 5, 2010
Unscored

Vote (11)

Uncle Josh At The Moving Picture Show (1902)

Cinema gets self-referential.

Feb 5, 2010
Unscored

Vote (4)

Twister (1996)

Holy Cow! Blown away!!

Mar 10, 2007
Unscored

Vote (11)

Twins (1988)

Un-identical twins also dissimilar.

Jan 2, 2010
Unscored

Vote (3)

TV: The Movie (2006)

Idiot box, idotically spoofed.

Mar 24, 2008
Unscored

Vote (2)

True Lies (1994)

Spy strengthens marriage 'bond'.

Apr 7, 2006
Unscored

Vote (25)

True Lies (1994)

Art for Art's sake.

Mar 23, 2008
Unscored

Vote (14)

True Lies (1994)

Bold Arnold. Cuckold Arnold.

Nov 27, 2008
Unscored

Vote (2)

Triumph Of The Nerds: The Rise Of Accidental Empires, The (1996)

I.C. led people.

Dec 9, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

Triumph Of The Nerds: The Rise Of Accidental Empires, The (1996)

Close encounters, nerd kind.

Jun 30, 2011
Unscored

Vote (1)

Treevenge (2008)

Wrecked trees wreak havoc.

Dec 27, 2009
Unscored

Vote (2)

Treevenge (2008)

Uprooted trees lead rout.

Dec 27, 2009
Unscored

Vote (3)

Treevenge (2008)

Tree strikes, you're out.

Dec 30, 2009
Unscored

Vote (22)

Trapeze Disrobing Act (1901)

Trapeze. Striptease.

Jan 13, 2010
Unscored

Vote (10)

Trapeze Disrobing Act (1901)

Charmion charms.

Jan 13, 2010
Unscored

Vote (5)

Tracking Down Maggie: The Unofficial Biography Of Margaret Thatcher (1994)

Biographer granted momenTory interview.

Jun 13, 2007
Unscored

Vote (11)

Tower Of Pisa, The (2002)

Faulty tower.

May 31, 2007
Unscored

Vote (26)

Total Recall (1990)

'Stone'd governor gets recalled.

May 6, 2006
Unscored

Vote (13)

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Bonds with desperate housewife.

Apr 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (20)

To Sir, With Love (1967)

Teacher faces class struggle.

Jul 5, 2007
Unscored

Vote (7)

To Die For (1995)

Weathercaster casts a spell.

Apr 10, 2006
Unscored

Vote (10)

Titanic (1997)

Ship skids off iceberg.

Apr 18, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Titanic (1997)

Dawson drowns, Rose morose.

Sep 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Tina In Mexico (2002)

Tina's 'What I see'.

Nov 17, 2009
Unscored

Vote (2)

Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)

Monet can buy love.

May 3, 2010
Unscored

Vote (15)

This Is It (2009)

This Is Hit!

Dec 18, 2009
Unscored

Vote (6)

This Is Elvis (1981)

Rerun of the King.

Sep 3, 2007
Unscored

Vote (20)

This Film Is Not Yet Rated (2006)

Not a (rated) film.

Aug 23, 2008
Unscored

Vote (3)

They Still Call Me Bruce (1987)

Yune. Misfortune. Redone.

Nov 11, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

They Call Me Bruce? (1982)

Bruce look-alike bruised.

Nov 10, 2009
Unscored

Vote (1)

There's Something About Mary (1998)

Many pursue, Mary confused.

Apr 20, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

There's Something About Mary (1998)

Mary quite contrary.

Oct 25, 2006
Unscored

Vote (7)

The Fat Spy (1966)

Man with Golden Spoon.

Apr 16, 2008
Unscored

Vote (10)

The Crooked E: The Unshredded Truth About Enron (2003)

Enron: Turnkey turns turkey.

Mar 21, 2008
Unscored

Vote (1)

Terrorist, The (1999)

Dharker side of life.

Apr 27, 2007
Unscored

Vote (21)

Terminator, The (1984)

Terminator will be back.

Apr 7, 2006
Unscored

Vote (6)

Terminator Salvation (2009)

Series will be b4ck.

Jul 10, 2007
Unscored

Vote (5)

Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)

Terminatricks Arnie into submission.

Apr 19, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

Hasta last against T-1000.

Apr 14, 2006
Unscored

Vote (14)

Ten Inch Disappearing Carriage Gun Loading And Firing, Sandy Hook (1897)

10 incher shoots load.

May 15, 2011
Unscored

Vote (7)

Ten Commandments, The (1923)

Perfect Ten, silently done.

Oct 25, 2006
Unscored

Vote (11)

Ten Commandments, The (1956)

First ever perfect 10.

Sep 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (22)

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