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Reviews by 'aahaa, muahaha'
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with a total of
948
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GoldenEye (1995)
F becomes M. Yay!
Jun 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(6)
GoldenEye (1995)
Thighs to die for.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(7)
GoldenEye (1995)
For your thighs only.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(16)
GoldenEye (1995)
Onatopp: Over the top.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(6)
I See You (2006)
I see you. ICU.
Sep 29, 2012
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Kafka Pizza (2012)
Kochanowiczes in Kafkaesque offering.
May 11, 2014
Scored 0/5
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Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
Kung Fu Panda ill?
Feb 6, 2016
Scored 0/5
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Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
All about Chi(ll).
Aug 18, 2017
Scored 0/5
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06/05 (2004)
Fortuyn's unfortunate assassination.
Feb 9, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
06/05 (2004)
Fortuyn: Netherlands to Netherworld.
Feb 9, 2008
Unscored
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(5)
06/05 (2004)
Netherlands' Nine-Eleven?
Feb 9, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
1 Night in Hilton.
Feb 25, 2007
Unscored
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(6)
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
GH School: GH's cool.
Feb 27, 2008
Unscored
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(11)
100 Years Of Horror: Scream Queens (1996)
Screamgirls.
May 16, 2007
Unscored
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(27)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
A thousand come forth.
Jan 25, 2007
Unscored
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(20)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Anger by the dozen.
Jun 7, 2007
Unscored
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(14)
12 Angry Men (1997)
Lemmon and eleven lemons.
Jun 7, 2007
Unscored
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(11)
16 Blocks (2006)
Blocks, stock and barrel.
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
1984 (1956)
Sterling's character: Not sterling.
Mar 25, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Lunar artifact, lunatic AI.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
2001: A Space Travesty (2000)
Airhead in airless Space.
Nov 26, 2009
Unscored
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(4)
300 (2006)
CCC Vs. CGI.
Dec 20, 2009
Unscored
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(7)
300 Spartans, The (1962)
Mat� directs checkmate film.
Dec 19, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
50 First Dates (2004)
Drew blank 50 times.
Apr 16, 2006
Unscored
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(25)
50 First Dates (2004)
'Sixth Sense' - Always suspense.
May 9, 2007
Unscored
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(12)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Haley's hearty laugh's artificial.
Oct 7, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
Accomodating Cow, The (1902)
Cow sans scowl.
Jan 10, 2008
Unscored
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(4)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Sean Young isn't 'she'.
May 4, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Jr. (2009)
Ace's son? Pet defective!
Sep 11, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Jim attends Nature's call.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
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(10)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Forbidden fruit, furtively eaten.
Apr 18, 2007
Unscored
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(6)
Advanced Tie Dye Techniques: Making Shapes And Mandalas (2005)
Dye another way.
May 26, 2012
Unscored
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(3)
Africa Screams (1949)
Freakin' African Costello comedy.
Jun 19, 2007
Unscored
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(8)
Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Indiction. Diction addiction. Vindication.
Feb 28, 2007
Unscored
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(10)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Ali all inCOmpreHENsible.
Nov 30, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
All Dogs Christmas Carol, An (1998)
Dogs' dogged doggerel.
Nov 17, 2008
Unscored
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(6)
All-American Girl: The Mary Kay Letourneau Story (2000)
Student experiences anatomy, Vily-nilly.
Jul 13, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Amazing Spider-Man 2, The (2014)
Foxx: Electro cute.
Aug 9, 2013
Unscored
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(1)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (1977)
Peter discovers super-sticky serum.
Jun 30, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Spidey's tour de fource.
Apr 2, 2009
Unscored
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(2)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Webb and Webber.
Apr 15, 2010
Unscored
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(8)
American Pork (2002)
Love me tenderloin.
Feb 24, 2008
Unscored
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(13)
American Raspberry (1977)
Idiot box idiotically interrupted.
Aug 24, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Animal Farm (1954)
Pigs' animus against animals.
Jul 28, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Animal Farm (1999)
Grand Hog days.
Apr 4, 2008
Unscored
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(19)
Animalympics (1980)
Animalympics? For the birds.
May 29, 2007
Unscored
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(8)
Anita And Me (2002)
Blonde, Dharker and darker.
Mar 10, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Annie Oakley (1894)
Oakley: more than okay.
Jan 20, 2010
Unscored
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(10)
Another Gay Movie (2006)
American Pie's poofy spoof.
Jun 5, 2007
Unscored
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(9)
Antz (1998)
Goody Allen, Crazy Stallone.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
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(10)
Apartment, The (1960)
Lemmon's key to success.
Jun 19, 2007
Unscored
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(14)
Arachnophobia (1990)
Spider breeds killing hybrids.
Sep 12, 2006
Unscored
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(10)
Armour Of God (1987)
Chindiana Jones!
Jan 4, 2007
Unscored
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(13)
Asoka (2001)
Asoka's depiction appears askance.
May 29, 2007
Unscored
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(5)
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Woof Woof goes poof.
Aug 13, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
Dog had its day.
Aug 13, 2007
Unscored
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(5)
Assassins (1995)
Stallone's Baloney, Banderas' ass.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Assassins (1995)
Antonio's aim: Stall Stallone.
Oct 11, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner (2001)
Inuit: In it nude.
Mar 19, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Atomic Power (1946)
Unclear? It is nuclear!
Sep 10, 2007
Unscored
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(11)
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Woofer taller than roof.
Jun 3, 2009
Unscored
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(11)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Waterloo. Fridge.
Jun 12, 2007
Unscored
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(11)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Resistance is fruitile.
Apr 12, 2007
Unscored
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(28)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Beyonce's nod to blaxploitation.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Bombast from the past.
Jun 4, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Mojo Powers More Jokes.
Jan 17, 2010
Unscored
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(6)
Avatar (2009)
Prophetically named 'Unobtanium': Unattained.
Dec 20, 2009
Unscored
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(9)
Avatar (2009)
Pandorama.
Dec 24, 2009
Unscored
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(13)
Avengers, The (2012)
Fury gets Avengers going.
May 11, 2012
Unscored
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(2)
Avengers, The (2012)
Ruffled Ruffalo becomes Hulk.
May 10, 2012
Unscored
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(3)
Aviator, The (2004)
Aviation firm's founder founders.
Jun 19, 2007
Unscored
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(9)
Baabul (2006)
Widowed daughter-in-law rehabilitated emphatically.
Dec 17, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Baahubali 2: The Conclusion (2017)
Sivagami's word, world crumble.
May 1, 2017
Unscored
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Baahubali 2: The Conclusion (2017)
Why Kattappa killed Baahubali?
May 1, 2017
Unscored
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Babe (1995)
Oink Oink Nudge Nudge.
May 16, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Urban Squealer.
May 16, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Baby's Day Out (1994)
Kidnapping becomes kid's play.
Apr 9, 2006
Unscored
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(14)
Baby's Day Out (1994)
Kid snaps at kidnappers.
Apr 18, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Bahubali: The Beginning (2015)
Kalakeyas killed. Kilikili clicked.
Jul 14, 2015
Unscored
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Buck kicks the bucket.
Dec 22, 2009
Unscored
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(8)
Barb Wire (1996)
Pam! Biff!! Bang!!! Boobs!!!!
May 11, 2006
Unscored
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(10)
Barbershop, The (1894)
Lather seen, blather unheard.
Jan 13, 2010
Unscored
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(11)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Serial killer. Serial kisser.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
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(8)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Detective's hard on Stone.
Aug 17, 2007
Unscored
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(8)
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Pick and Prick 2.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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(15)
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Stoned 'Glass' breaks down.
Nov 20, 2006
Unscored
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(10)
Basic Rescue No. 1: Five Basic Knots (1954)
Basics are knotty?
May 12, 2009
Unscored
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(2)
Basic Rescue No. 2: The Use Of Levers (1954)
Film revels in levers.
May 12, 2009
Unscored
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(3)
Basic Rescue No. 3: The Use Of Jacks (1954)
Jack plug?
Jul 8, 2009
Unscored
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(2)
Basic Rescue No. 4: The Single Ladder (1954)
Ladders: leaders to safety.
May 12, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Basic Rescue No. 5: The Extension Ladder (1954)
Ladder. Adder.
May 12, 2009
Unscored
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(3)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Arnie cold, Clooney bored.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
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(14)
Batman Begins (2005)
Battles fears, befriends bats.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Batman Begins (2005)
Bats bail out Bale.
May 8, 2006
Unscored
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(19)
Batman Begins (2005)
Battles bats in brain.
May 8, 2006
Unscored
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(8)
Batman Forever (1995)
Carrey riddles, Kidman fiddles.
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
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(14)
Batman Returns (1992)
Cat(ch) in Bat's life.
Sep 11, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
Bean (1997)
Cindy Crawford - Whistler's Mother?
Jun 19, 2007
Unscored
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(11)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Mined mind becomes mad.
Nov 9, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Monumental to mental: Nash.
Mar 19, 2008
Unscored
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