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Reviews by 'Seigiryu'
Current status of
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with a total of
667
reviews published to date.
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Young Einstein (1988)
Aussie Einstein improves Beer.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
You, Me And Dupree (2006)
Wilson has seven smokes.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
You Only Live Twice (1967)
James Bond learns Ninjutsu.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
X2 (2003)
Pyro is burning turncoat.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Juggernaut villians, beastly heroes.
Feb 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Cure for Common Mutations.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
X-Men (2000)
McKellen has magnetic personality.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
X Files, The (1998)
Agents battle Bee House.
Jun 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
Cathy returns to Heathcliff.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
World Trade Center (2006)
Policemen trapped under tower.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Christmas comes with Bond.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Beware wizards behind curtains.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wimbledon (2004)
Tennis becomes sexy.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Willow (1988)
Iceman, midget battle evil.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Leo's sword is 9mm.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wide Awake (1998)
Joshua on holy search.
Jul 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Who Dares Wins (1982)
SAS shooter leaves.
Jun 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
White Oleander (2002)
Pfeiffer poisons the milk.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
White Chicks (2004)
Wayans undercover in sorority.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Where The Heart Is (2000)
Pregnant Padme in Wal-Mart.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
What Women Want (2000)
Mel tries on pantyhose.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Weird Science (1985)
Boys build LeBrocked beauty.
Jul 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Adam Sandler sings songs.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wedding Planner, The (2001)
McConaughey, JLo make plans.
Jul 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
We Were Soldiers (2002)
Mel fights Viet Cong.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Wayne's Unworthy Sequel.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wayne's World (1992)
The Original Basement Star.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Way Of The Gun, The (2000)
Dude cold clocks chick.
Jul 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Waterboy, The (1998)
Gilmore angry at footballs.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Tripods Cruise past armies.
May 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace grows giant carrots.
Jun 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Walk The Line (2005)
Phoenix sings, fights addiction.
Jun 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wag The Dog (1997)
Hollywood war misleads nation.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Waco: The Rules Of Engagement (1997)
Waco wackos feel fire.
Jul 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Waco: A New Revelation (1999)
Waco weirdos tell story.
Jun 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Village, The (2004)
Village people are yellow.
Jul 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Bond saves digital commerce.
May 18, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Vertigo (1958)
Womanizing detective fears heights.
Jun 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Cruise wears a mask.
May 26, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Conversations about cunt.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
A wet, slimy Christmas.
Jun 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
V For Vendetta (2006)
Agent Smith- freedom fighter.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Spacey on broken boat.
Aug 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Untouchables, The (1987)
Bringing knives to gunfights.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Universal Soldier (1992)
Dead Damme fights wars.
Jun 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
United 93 (2006)
Greengrass retakes cinematic cockpit.
May 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Unforgiven (1992)
Hackman beats up Dumbledore.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Underworld (2003)
Beckinsale sinks teeth in.
Jun 21, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Seagal unbeatable in kitchen.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Under Siege (1992)
SEAL Cook Aikidos Pirates.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Unbreakable (2000)
McClane afraid of water.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
U.S. Marshals (1998)
Fugitive Snipes takes flight.
Jun 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
U-571 (2000)
Ocean almost crushes McConaughey.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Two Weeks Notice (2002)
Bullock bright, Hugh horny.
Jul 15, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
Crothers gives youthful gifts.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
Darth Fez, Sith Lord.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
True Lies (1994)
Suburban spy fights jihadists.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Troy (2004)
Pitt bores, Homer rolls.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Tristan + Isolde (2006)
Osborne fights for love.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Trainspotting (1996)
Obi Wan quits smack.
Jun 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Traffic (2000)
Cheadle crashes drug deal.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Trading Places (1983)
Eddie rich, Aykroyd rags.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Buzz's Star Wars Moment.
Jun 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Toy Story (1995)
Hanks' Woody speaks.
Jun 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Tower Of Terror (1997)
Guttenberg explores haunted hotel.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Top Gun (1986)
Maverick is still dangerous.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Top Gun (1986)
Maverick's need for speed.
May 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Bond does Desperate Housewife.
May 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Bond does 'Desperate Housewife'.
May 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
To Catch A Thief (1955)
Grant catches copycat.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Titanic (1997)
Kate's diamond, Jack's ship.
Jan 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Timecop (1994)
Damme time travel!
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Time To Kill, A (1996)
Mace Windu goes vigilante.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Tigerland (2000)
Apocalypse Now - with Farrell.
Jul 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Thunderheart (1992)
Iceman has Indian roots.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Thunderball (1965)
007 plays dominoe.
Dec 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
007 drinks Russo's wine.
May 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Thirteen Days (2000)
Costner fakes Bostonian accent!
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Thin Red Line, The (1998)
Slow war on Guadalcanal.
Jul 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Theory Of Flight, The (1998)
Lockhart dreams of flying.
Jun 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Pitt's debut, costly orgasm.
Jun 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
The Jackal (1997)
Black killed by cigarettes.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
The Great Raid (2005)
Rangers stage Pacific rescue.
Jul 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
The Gong Show Movie (1980)
Penguin gets gonged.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Thank You For Smoking (2005)
Eckhart is master spinner.
Apr 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator, The (1984)
Governor from the future.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Arnold and Armaggedon.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
The Governator versus T-1000.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Terminal, The (2004)
Stuck in airport purgatory.
May 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Tears Of The Sun (2003)
McClane kills genocidal baddies.
Jun 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Taxi Driver (1976)
DeNiro fosters little whore.
Jun 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Tarzan (1999)
Tarzan falls for Driver.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Tall Guy, The (1989)
Goldblum wins back Thompson.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Syriana (2005)
George Clooney Strikes Oil.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Swordfish (2001)
Travolta is government's terrorist.
Jun 26, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Swept Away (2002)
Stay on island Madonna!
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Swamp Thing (1982)
Holland swamped at work.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Suspicion (1941)
Newly wed suspects murder.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Suspect Zero (2004)
Serial killer goes vigilante.
Jun 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Superman Returns (2006)
Superman lifts a continent.
Jul 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
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Raider <---> MASH
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Harry <---> Dead P
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