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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Twister takes teen away.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Meg, Sally good actresses.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
West Side Story (1961)
Benvolio and the Jets.
Mar 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993)
Breakfastasaurus.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993)
Dinosaurs dig Big Apple.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Very Long Engagement, A (2004)
Self-mutilating French soldiers.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Truth About Cats & Dogs, The (1996)
'Truth' host lies.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Trials Of Oscar Wilde, The (1960)
Finch deserves an Oscar.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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To Live (1994)
Damn communists burn puppets.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Titanic (1997)
Iceberg: 1. Titanic: 0.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(9)
Titanic (1997)
Kate Winslove loses love.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(4)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Brainless band loses fans.
Oct 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(5)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Cleveland concert corridors confusing.
Oct 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Drugged dog dangerous.
Oct 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stiller still Cameron-crazed.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stalker Stiller strokes stiffie.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Hitch-hiker pitches exercise.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
The Electric Grandmother (1982)
Artificial intelligence, authentic grandmother.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (2003)
Jessica survives-- audience disappointed.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
Adolescent amphibians ass kick.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Puppet with wooden penis.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Taxi Driver (1976)
'Cabbie in the Rye'.
Mar 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Demonic Damon loves Law.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Damon plays Tom, Dickie.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Lawless Paltrow points finger.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Damon, Law play Dickie.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Tale Of Two Cities, A (1935)
Sydney's suicidal sacrifice.
Mar 28, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Switching Goals (1999)
Pedophilic coaches prefer blondes.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Swan Princess, The (1994)
Swan, a queen, resurrected.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Superman And The Mole Men (1951)
Mole men make mischief.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Luke savors light sabers.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Virtuous Vader becomes bad.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Darkness seduces senseless apprentice.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Arrogant apprentice loves unlawfully.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Kiddie Anakin kicks ass.
Sep 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Vader a cute kid.
Sep 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Spellbound (2002)
Swell smarties spell well.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
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South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Saddam's salty balls.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)
Deer destroys dangerous dinosaur.
Sep 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)
Deer defeats dinosaur.
Sep 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Witch wants maidenhead popped.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Slaughterhouse-Five (1972)
A Pilgrimage in Time.
Oct 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Shining, The (1980)
Jack's novel slightly repetitve.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
She's All That (1999)
Makeover: Cook gets contacts.
Oct 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Convicts dig opera, literature.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Se7en (1995)
Stuffed stomach explodes.
Oct 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Say It Isn't So! (2001)
Dogcatcher catches sister.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Gump returns to battlefield.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Save The Last Dance (2001)
Black boy bangs ballerina.
Oct 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Salvador Dal� (1971)
A Dalimentary.
Nov 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Sabrina (1954)
Broken-hearted babe breaks egg.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Sabrina (1954)
Sulking servant stalks playboy.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Russian Revolution, The (1998)
Communists replace corrupt court.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Russian Revolution, The (1998)
Lenin leads, Stalin succeeds.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Russian Revolution, The (1998)
Bolsheviks replace boyars.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Russian Revolution, The (1998)
Russia red-y for revolution.
May 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Run Lola Run (1998)
Time rewinds for lieben.
Oct 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Three runs make right.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Romy And Michele's High School Reunion (1997)
Phoebe forms falsehoods.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Roman Holiday (1953)
'Holly' goes on Holiday.
Nov 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (2002)
Darth Vega.
Sep 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(19)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Bullet dodging deemed divine.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Private Parts (1997)
Horny Howard strokes shaft.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Prince Of Egypt, The (1998)
Slain son freaks Pharaoh.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Porterhouse Blue (1987)
Porterhouse redecorated.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pink Blueprint, The (1966)
Big cat construction.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Picture Of Dorian Gray, The (1945)
Undisciplined dandy Dorian dies.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Picture Of Dorian Gray, The (1945)
Skin hides hedonist's hideousness.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Picture Of Dorian Gray, The (1945)
Painting houses hideous heart.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Picture Of Dorian Gray, The (1945)
Gay Gray never grey.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Out Cold (2001)
Impermanent infatuation sorrows skier.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Out Cold (2001)
London laments lost love.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Out Cold (2001)
Short-lived love stings skier.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Orange County (2002)
Hanks happiest at home.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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One Hour Photo (2002)
Robin gets white hair.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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On The Line (2001)
Bass catches girl.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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(1)
On The Line (2001)
Bross, Bass. Sucks ass.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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October Sky (1999)
Minor miner physics major.
Oct 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
7even joins 11.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Nosferatu, A Symphony Of Horror (1922)
Deutschland does Stoker's suckers.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
North (1994)
Rabbit educates Elijah.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Dreams make Depp die.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)
Christmas spirit eludes spirits.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Neverending Story, The (1984)
'S Bastian's Book.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Naked Lunch (1991)
Dung Beetle.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mulan (1998)
Racist depiction of Huns.
Oct 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Mucho Mouse (1957)
Jerry is Speedy Gonzales.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Monster's Ball (2001)
Execution, racism, suicide, sex.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Modern Times (1936)
Tramp tackles modern machines.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Midsummer Night's Dream, A (1999)
Fairy fucks donkey.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Memoirs Of A Geisha (2005)
Girl grows into geisha.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Loser (2000)
Biggs doesn't bring beer.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring is (Oscar) gold.
Mar 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Wizard wields strong staff.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
Look who's still talking.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Little Nicky (2000)
Sandler saves Satan.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Little Nicky (2000)
D4: Mighty Demons.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Crab alters his maxim.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Lion King, The (1994)
(Wart)hogs and Ham(lets).
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Gourd praised, God disrespected.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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