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Reviews by 'Sexton Ming'
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with a total of
94
reviews published to date.
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Zoolander (2001)
Stiller 'Steel-ed' against critics.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Zardoz (1974)
Sean of the head.
Feb 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Woodstock '94 (1995)
Freedom, sponsored by Coke.
Nov 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Willow (1988)
Kilmer's talent dwarfs cast.
Nov 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Waterworld (1995)
Kev rescues some floaters.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Tupac: Resurrection (2003)
Return of the 'Pac.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Top Gun (1986)
Tom suffers fatal Goose.
Aug 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Sperms of endearment.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Swordfish (2001)
Paunchy Travolta's Crazy gang.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Straw Dogs (1971)
Wild, wild west country.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Still Crazy (1998)
Auf Wiedersehen Pet sounds.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
McGregor coaches daft Vader.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Song Of Norway (1970)
Harrassing Fjord.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Sinbad: Legend Of The Seven Seas (2003)
Brad plays scouse windowcleaner.
May 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Sid And Nancy (1986)
Never mind, it's bollocks.
Aug 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Shergar (1999)
Provos pinch pedigree chum.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sex Lives Of Clowns (1994)
Confessions of a 'ring'master.
Feb 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Rain Man (1988)
Tom serves the savant.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Raging Bull (1980)
Monochrome pugilist does standup.
Dec 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Knightley eventually licks seamen.
Nov 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Franchise hits the doldrums.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Pinocchio (1940)
Acting wooden, appendage wonderous.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Omen, The (1976)
Child's birthmark confirms paternity.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Clooney does Homer, D'OH!
Feb 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Nostradamus (1994)
Soothsayer doesn't predict biopic?!
Nov 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Minority Report (2002)
Futuristic future forecast flawed.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Big trouble, little China.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Lorenzo's Oil (1992)
Parents lubricate squeeky child.
Nov 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Logan's Run (1976)
Future society advocates Youthenasia?
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Love's Labours clearly found.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Liar Liar (1997)
Carrey's trousers remain unburnt.
Nov 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Last King Of Scotland, The (2006)
Cannibalism rumours are Scotched.
Feb 10, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Labyrinth (1986)
Bowie does laughing gnomes.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
JFK (1991)
Facts set in Stone.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Rice's Jesus sings!? Christ!
May 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Jaws (1975)
Shaw doesn't jump shark.
May 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Innerspace (1987)
Dennis tiny Martin short.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Vainglorious 'dasterds' stun hun.
Oct 3, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
In Her Shoes (2005)
Collette involved insole searching.
Nov 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
I, Robot (2004)
Mental Mickey.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
Angler maintains records accurately.
Feb 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
I Love Fat Girls (1991)
Confessions of a chubby-chaser.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Development hell Dents confidence.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Greystoke: The Legend Of Tarzan, Lord Of The Apes (1984)
Toffs adopt Forrest Chimp.
Feb 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Gladiator (2000)
Quid pro quo Crowe.
Jun 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Gentleman relishes girl's countenance.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Colonials celebrate heroic simpleton.
Nov 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Norton doesn't dodge soap.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Falling Down (1993)
Douglas's racist LA romp.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Eye, The (2002)
The cornea, the better.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Escape To Victory (1981)
Sly Pele joins Ipswich.
Dec 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Erik The Viking (1989)
Bristow namesake circumnavigates badly.
Feb 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room (2005)
Fastow and the Furious.
Oct 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
The draws of prescription.
Feb 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Dogma (1999)
Morisette doesnt preach, ironically.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Doc Hollywood (1991)
Fox shakes up town.
Feb 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Contains several new entries.
May 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Deep Throat (1972)
Seminal flick, deeply unpalatable.
Mar 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Day Reagan Was Shot, The (2001)
Republican simpleton Fosters resentment.
Nov 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
A Catholic Scooby-Doo.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Cube (1997)
Savant escapes dicey death.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Cry Freedom (1987)
Attenborough documents problematic ejaculation.
Mar 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001)
Tyson teaches Hogan yoga.
May 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Crocodile Dundee II (1988)
Mick tracks Outback Smack.
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Hogan averts cutlery confusion.
Jun 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (2009)
A Campbell's pea souper?
Sep 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Cliffhanger (1993)
Sly belays moutin' catastrophe.
Aug 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Christmas With The Kranks (2004)
Allen Grumpy, Curtis frumpy.
Feb 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Chinatown (1974)
Jack's barely private dick.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Cast Away (2000)
Chunky Tom's crash diet.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Cape Fear (1991)
Cady Shackled.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Spiced 'Mutton' Girls.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Bullet To Beijing (1995)
City zen, Caine.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Boxing Helena (1993)
A farewell to arms.
Apr 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Boheme, La (1926)
Rhapsodical hippies die filthy.
Feb 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Bingo! The Documentary (1999)
Pensioners pray towards Mecca.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Mork invents robo-death.
Jun 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Beethoven (1992)
Bach worse than bite.
Sep 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bedknobs And Broomsticks (1971)
Black magic she wrote.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Travolta-financed mumbo-jumbo.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox's incestuous Einstein defiance.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Back To The Future (1985)
Picture of DeLorean, grey.
Dec 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Babe (1995)
Lucky swine saves bacon.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Awakenings (1990)
Williams even annoys comatose.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Aviator, The (2004)
Hughes is a Leo.
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Slaphead Marlon's Viet- conga.
Oct 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey's partial peado penance.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Alexander The Great From Macedonia (2010)
Gay tantrum changes globe.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
C 3 P Osment.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
24 Hour Party People (2002)
Everything starts with E.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
13th Warrior, The (1999)
Only fools and Norses.
Feb 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Pedantic misanthrope lists woes.
Feb 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
*batteries not included (1987)
Tandy stocks space ships.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Hank's sub suburban commando.
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
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