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Reviews by 'naughtyfrog'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
120
reviews published to date.
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Young Frankenstein (1974)
Hilarious hump causes hilarity!
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Nicholson likes to 'Cher'.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Perfection of confection selection.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
She-rabbit actually a fox!
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
What Lies Beneath (2000)
Murder a Solo effort.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Westworld (1973)
Cowboy holiday from hell.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Weird Science (1985)
Pubescent boys create cyberchick.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Victor/Victoria (1982)
Hairy Poppins.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Truly Madly Deeply (1991)
'Die Hard' baddie, saddy.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Toy Story (1995)
New toy, sadistic boy.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Total Recall (1990)
Sharon Stone kicks ass.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Love, class, iceberg mass.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Time After Time (1979)
Ripper runs outta time.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Jizz tames her frizz.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Attempted rape, no escape.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Molten guy cannot die.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Micro-chip in molten dip.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
Thief finally coughs up.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Sweet November (2001)
His November to remember.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Speed (1994)
Going fast avoids blast.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Andrews is nanny, again.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Children adopt singing habit.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Sleeping With The Enemy (1991)
Ring in loo, clue.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Nasty nip causes kip.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Single White Female (1992)
Blind Allie, headcase Hedy.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Veggie? Never. Chianti liver.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Shrek (2001)
Ogre, swamp, funny romp.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Huge purple thong shocks.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Se7en (1995)
Seven dead, loses head.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Robocop (1987)
Cyber cop in strop.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Ring, The (2002)
Don't watch the tape!!!
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Regarding Henry (1991)
Got shot, then forgot.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Rain Man (1988)
Autistics can count toothpicks.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Psycho (1960)
Violins play in shower.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Psycho (1960)
Shower concerto for strings.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Princess Diaries, The (2001)
Royal ugly duckling slant.
Jun 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Predator (1987)
Invisible alien jungle bloodfest.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Porky's (1982)
Doggy style instigates howls.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
One Hour Photo (2002)
Weirdo takes photo opportunity.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Omen, The (1976)
Priests life is speared.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Omega Man, The (1971)
Empty spaces, pale faces.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Nutty Professor, The (1996)
An obese family fart-fest.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
North By Northwest (1959)
Cary Grant reaches crossroads.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Electrical generator's a scream!
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Miss Congeniality (2000)
Fall down, exploding crown.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Miss Congeniality (2000)
Butch cop captivates Caine.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Stool incident ends sadly.
May 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Death personified, Hopkins mortified.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Matter Of Life And Death, A (1946)
Dead Niven delays heaven.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Mary Poppins (1964)
Nanny magic, father tragic.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Mannequin (1987)
Romance for dummies.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Magnum Force (1973)
Harry whoops Hutch's ass.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Made In America (1993)
Whoopi and Ted bred.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Loser (2000)
Biggs is Teenage Dirtbag.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
White wizard, orcs gizzard.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Mel bones skinny Kensit.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Jungle Book, The (1967)
He Shere Khan climb.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Jumanji (1995)
Game features scary creatures.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Winged beast enjoys feast.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
James And The Giant Peach (1996)
Peach Roald into sea.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
In & Out (1997)
Kline denies sucking Magnum.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Jim Carrey, green, hairy.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Hairy Carrey rather scary.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Hole, The (2001)
Subterranean incarceration annihilation situation.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Hole, The (2001)
Psycho Redhead traps peers.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Harry conjures Dementor preventor.
Jun 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Gigli (2003)
Lopez hits bum note.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Frequency (2000)
Time travel communication situation.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Fog, The (1980)
Hooked on ghostly pirates.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Flatliners (1990)
The afterlife causes strife.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Final Destination (2000)
Death wants you- NOW!
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Fight Club (1999)
Durden pummels crazy Marla.
May 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Boy racing for dummies.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Far And Away (1992)
Tale of Oirish LANDrover.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Falling Down (1993)
Sacked guy needs therapy.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Entity, The (1981)
Invisible 'it' gropes tit.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Moron Carrey, car's hairy.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Criminals suck Clint's magnum.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Johnny Castle causes hassle.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Die Hard (1988)
Dirty vest, terrorists pest.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
The demon wants semen.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Demolition Man (1993)
Seashells replace TP.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Deliverance (1972)
Beatty hogs the limelight.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Dead Again (1991)
Reincarnation situation- holey smoke.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001)
Old Croc rescues skunk.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Crash (1996)
Car crash gives horn.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Singer, dancer, bar prancer.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Barmaid kept in dark.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Convoy (1978)
Rubber duck, big truck.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Con Air (1997)
Malkovich is unbelievably malicious.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Cocoon (1985)
Old sods touch pods.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Everyone fears child catcher!
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Chances Are (1989)
A reincarnation fornication situation.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Evil moggys battle doggys.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Frank's pranks outfox Hanks.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Carrie (1976)
Supernatural teen gets mean.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Car, The (1977)
Devil becomes dangerous driver.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001)
Keeping peace in Greece.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Buck Rogers In The 25th Century (1979)
Lycra Buck stops here.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Brother Bear (2003)
Humans/ bears reach understanding.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
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