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| Singin' Ewan's screwin' Kidman. |
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| Baz's Paris lacks Hilton. |
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| Satine corrupts young Christian. |
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| 80's Greatest Hits remixed. |
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| Satine's sick, Christian's heartsick. |
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| Leguizamo almost legless. |
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| Kidman has Little Toulouse. |
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| Nicole's Ewan's Parisian parlez. |
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| Nicole Kidman does 'Camille'. |
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| Kylie Minogue: absinthe personified. |
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| Passion, TB consume Nicole. |
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| Obie-wan singing not Forced. |
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| Sex for diamonds scandal. |
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| Singer hustles for diamonds. |
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| Dying diva's nothing Toulouse. |
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| Bohemians rhapsodize in Paris. |
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| Artist's flair is absinthe. |
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| Kidman kicks, then kicks. |
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| Performer dies of consumption. |
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| Toulouse-Lautrec converts Christian. |
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| Satine loves...*cough* *cough*. |
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| Leguizamo comes up short. |
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| Traviata gets trivialized, musically. |
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| Ewan, Nicole sing together |
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| Bearded McGregor looks back. |
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| Leguizamo shrinks to Loutrec. |
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| Costumes, choreography glorify prostitution. |
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| Kidman's hackwork elicits tears. |
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| Consumption claims Kidman's chanteuse. |
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| Dancing, costumes, make-up, yawn. |
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| Victorian Kidman, gangnam style. |
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| Ozzy Osbourne does musical. |
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| Luhrmann's technicolor karaoke spectacle. |
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| Toulouse Obi-Wan's heart. |
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| Kidman, McGregor, bohemian rhapsodies. |
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| True love: sing bohemian. |
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| Fairy good voice-over, Ozzy! |
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| Absynth consumed, consumptive expires. |
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| Kidman; "Laaa...*cough, splutter*..." |
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| Kidman gets cough, chokes. |
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| Drug induced Kylie dream. |
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| Obi-Wan wants singing harlot. |
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| Poet pines. Courtesan croaks. |
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| Kidman: not TB continued. |
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| Incredibly annoying, visual torture. |
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| Baz baztardizes Parisian brothel. |
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| Obi-wan canno be singing!? |
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| Musical diagnosed with ADHD. |
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| Musical extravaganza with whores. |
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| McGregor couches avec Kidman. |
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| Luhrmann's style? Conspicuous consumption. |
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| Toulouse Kidman, Ewan's tragedy. |
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| Lavish, anachronistic Fin-de-Siecle Romp. |
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| Flamboyant choreographers induce slumber. |
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| Absinthe present; presence absent. |
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| Kidman croons contemporary tunes. |
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| Bohemian spectacular 'Pretty Woman'. |
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| Long musical, short artist. |
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| Burlesque, farcical 'Love Story'. |
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| Parisian bohemians discover karaoke. |
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| Christian, Satine dupe Duke. |
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| Absinthe, lust, Teen Spirit. |
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| Kidman's exotic, elephantine boudoir. |
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| Satine seduces inside elephant. |
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| Drink Absinthe, see Kylie! |
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| Courtesan can-cans, coughs, croaks. |
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| Kidman's blushing musical. |
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| Kaleidoscope without story. |
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| Absinthe; hearts grow fonder. |
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| Kidman cants, chokes, croaks. |
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| Consumption dampens spirited performance. |
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