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Guitar player. Idea conveyor.
Reviews by 'Andy'
Current status of
Movie fan
with a total of
22
reviews published to date.
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Yellow Submarine (1968)
Shameless Apple label plugs.
May 13, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
TIT(s) AN(d) IC(e).
Apr 28, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
The Empire strikes out.
May 4, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Tauntaun's insides smell bad.
Mar 25, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Who's Yoda(ddy)?
Apr 25, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Greedo didn't shoot first.
Apr 4, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Christiansen cuts kids.
Apr 2, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Anakin disarmed, Dooku unharmed.
Apr 4, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Sith apprentices: half off.
Apr 14, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Osment gets the 'Willis'.
Apr 16, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Semi-Pro (2008)
Semi-Pro and mostly nonsense!
Mar 7, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Ruins, The (2008)
Run, forest ruins!
Apr 14, 2008
Scored 1/5
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(4)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Llewelyn 'Antons' for sins.
Apr 16, 2008
Scored 3/5
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No Country For Old Men (2007)
Low blood Chigurh = crash.
Apr 16, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
National Treasure: The Book Of Secrets (2007)
Voight voids Harris' harassment.
Mar 1, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Lion King, The (1994)
Nephew wrecks uncle Scar.
Apr 22, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Independence Day (1996)
Alien fireworks = millions dead.
May 7, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Get Jenny a Harmonica!
Apr 14, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Ewoks: The Battle For Endor (1985)
Ewok zippers clearly visible.
Apr 27, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Ewok Adventure, The (1984)
Ewoks speak english now?
Apr 27, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
Doc reads the letter.
Mar 20, 2008
Scored 5/5
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21 (2008)
Vegas's perfect for comMITments.
Apr 5, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
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