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Reviews by 'Please Kill Me Now'
Current status of
Movie deity (Silver)
with a total of
7947
reviews published to date.
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¡Que Viva Mexico! (1932)
Horses trample peon Sebastian.
Apr 9, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
*batteries not included (1987)
Flying saucers flip burgers.
Jul 17, 2009
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Amigos misinterpret 'infamous'.
May 18, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(2)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
El Guapo defines 'plethora'.
May 18, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(2)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
'Motherless goat' taunt fizzles.
May 18, 2007
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Tortoise says good night.
Jan 11, 2012
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Ned's all tuckered out.
Jan 11, 2012
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Chase has most water!
Jan 11, 2012
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Chase shoots invisible swordsman.
Jan 11, 2012
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Amigos encounter singing bush.
Jan 11, 2012
Scored 2/5
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(2)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Amigos sing Randy Newman.
Jan 11, 2012
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
El Guapo's present: sweater!
Jan 11, 2012
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Ned identifies 'male plane'.
Jan 13, 2012
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Moronic amigos in Mexico.
Jan 13, 2012
Scored 2/5
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Exploring Paris by infrared.
Feb 25, 2007
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
10 Rillington Place (1971)
Attenborough kills; Hurt swings.
Mar 2, 2016
Scored 4/5
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10 Rillington Place (1971)
Wife's remains under floorboards.
Mar 4, 2016
Scored 4/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Jurors cross-examine each other.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Klugman is switchblade expert.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Hothead Cobb threatens Fonda.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Fonda turns jurors around.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Warden misses baseball game.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Cobb lacks parenting skills.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Begley is loudmouthed bigot.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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1941 (1979)
Pearl Harbor. Spielberg bombs!
Jun 7, 2010
Scored 2/5
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1941 (1979)
Spielberg's noisy WW2 farce.
Jun 7, 2010
Scored 2/5
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1941 (1979)
Spielberg channels John Landis.
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 2/5
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1941 (1979)
Robert Stack watches 'Dumbo'.
Jun 8, 2010
Scored 2/5
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1941 (1979)
Aykroyd admonishes fighting Americans.
Jun 11, 2010
Scored 2/5
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1941 (1979)
Stack plays Vinegar Joe.
Sep 10, 2010
Scored 2/5
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1984 (1956)
Filmmakers scuttle Orwell's ending.
Apr 14, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
O'Brien doesn't play O'Brien.
Apr 14, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Julia is a blonde?
Apr 15, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Thought Police ride motorcycles.
Dec 4, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Julia becomes 1950s housewife.
Dec 3, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Orwell's O'Brien becomes O'Connor.
Dec 3, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Emmanuel Goldstein becomes Kalador.
Dec 4, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Orwell classic bowdlerized, Americanized.
Dec 3, 2010
Scored 0/5
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2 Or 3 Things I Know About Her (1967)
Godard's swirling coffee close-up.
Sep 23, 2009
Scored 4/5
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2 Or 3 Things I Know About Her (1967)
Godard: bourgeois consumerism = prostitution.
Sep 23, 2009
Scored 4/5
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2 Or 3 Things I Know About Her (1967)
Vlady names her price.
Jan 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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2 Or 3 Things I Know About Her (1967)
Vlady: housewife, consumer, whore.
Nov 4, 2010
Scored 4/5
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2 Or 3 Things I Know About Her (1967)
Cosmos in coffee cup.
Nov 6, 2010
Scored 4/5
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2 Or 3 Things I Know About Her (1967)
Godard whispers about Vietnam.
Feb 17, 2012
Scored 4/5
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2 Or 3 Things I Know About Her (1967)
Godard's second prostitution parable.
Feb 17, 2012
Scored 4/5
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Captain. Kirk.
Jun 24, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(1)
200 Cigarettes (1999)
Smoking like it's 1981!
Jul 25, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick suffers God complex.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HALcyon days in space.
Jun 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monkey pulls a boner.
Jun 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Soporific, psychedelic space epic.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Jogging in zero gravity.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Lockwood lost in space.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Dullea's dull odyssey.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Bowman negotiates psychedelic wormhole.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Astronaut becomes intergalactic embryo.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's (r)evolutionary epic.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's planet of apes.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
1960s fashions in 2001.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolith = giant candy bar?
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Primates discover philosopher's stone.
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
3,000,000 years of evolution.
May 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Ligeti serenades discovered monoliths.
Apr 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Rotating centrifuge simulates gravity.
May 11, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's wild monolith chase.
May 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monoliths hasten evolutionary progress.
May 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Apes find space oddity.
Jul 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Floyd uncovers buried monolith.
Feb 5, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL denies Dave's request.
Feb 5, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL terminates life functions.
Feb 5, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Dave lobotomizes remonstrating HAL.
Feb 5, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Gay computer wreaks havoc.
Feb 19, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL reads lips.
Feb 19, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL euthanizes hibernating astronauts.
Mar 30, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Stewardess retrieves floating pen.
Feb 19, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick anticipates space tourism.
Feb 19, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick makes sci-fi boring.
Apr 21, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's shaggy God story.
Sep 30, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Stewardess wears grip shoes.
Dec 27, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Robert Ardrey influences Kubrick.
May 15, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL has major malfunction.
Aug 13, 2022
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
HAL maintains life support.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Mirren plays Russian cosmonaut.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
2010 (1984)
Chandra reasons with HAL.
Apr 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Jupiter's spot creates supernova.
Apr 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Jupiter haemorrhages hydrogen.
Apr 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Ending of '2001' explained.
Apr 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Life discovered on Europa.
Apr 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Jupiter becomes second sun.
Apr 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Extraterrestrials resolve Cold War.
Apr 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Leonov aerobrakes around Jupiter.
Feb 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Astronauts rediscover Discovery.
Feb 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Lithgow hyperventilates in spacesuit.
Feb 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
HAL restored to sanity.
Feb 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Leonov piggybacks on Discovery.
Feb 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Monoliths create nuclear fusion.
Feb 2, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Jupiter's Great Spot metastasizes.
Feb 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
By Jove, another sun!
Feb 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
2010 (1984)
Alien monoliths facilitate d�tente.
Feb 2, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
2010 (1984)
Hyams sentimentalizes '2001' premise.
Feb 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Page Range
¡ <---> 2010
2010 <---> After
Age Of <---> Alphav
Alphav <---> Animal
Animal <---> Austin
Austin <---> Barbar
Barbar <---> Bee Mo
Bee Mo <---> Billy
Billy <---> Blade
Blade <---> Boogie
Boogie <---> Breath
Breath <---> Bulwor
Bunny <---> Carlit
Carlit <---> Charli
Chatte <---> Christ
Christ <---> Coco B
Coco B <---> Cook T
Cook T <---> Cry In
Cry In <---> Day Of
Day Th <---> Desper
Desper <---> Dolce
Dolce <---> Dracul
Dracul <---> Eight
El Cid <---> Excali
Excali <---> Far Fr
Far Fr <---> Fiddle
Fiddle <---> Forres
Forres <---> Frost/
Fuck <---> Ghost
Ghost <---> Godfat
Godfat <---> Gorgon
Gorgon <---> Gremli
Gremli <---> Heathe
Heathe <---> Histor
Histor <---> Hunger
Hunger <---> Inglou
Inglou <---> It's A
It's A <---> JFK
JFK <---> Karate
Karate <---> King O
King O <---> Ladyha
Lair O <---> Legend
Lenny <---> Living
Living <---> Ludwig
Ludwig <---> Man Wh
Man Wh <---> Marrie
Mars A <---> Meet M
Meet M <---> Midnig
Midsum <---> Moon
Moonag <---> Naked
Naked <---> Nibelu
Nibelu <---> Ninth
Ninth <---> Notori
Notori <---> Once U
Once U <---> Passio
Passio <---> Philad
Philad <---> Pope J
Pope M <---> Pulp F
Pulp F <---> Re-Ani
Re-Ani <---> Requie
Requie <---> Robin
Robin <---> Ryan's
S.O.B. <---> Scent
Scent <---> Shawsh
Shawsh <---> Sid An
Sign ' <---> Sophie
Sophie <---> Star W
Star W <---> Stromb
Stromb <---> Tale O
Tale O <---> Termin
Termin <---> Thomas
Thomas <---> Titani
Titani <---> Traged
Traged <---> Two Ja
Two Ja <---> Vampyr
Vampyr <---> Walk T
Walk T <---> What?
What? <---> Wild W
Wild W <---> Young
Young <---> Zoolan
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