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Alien (1979) |
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Film rated 4.5 / 5
(Chick rating: 4.2 / 5)
(Guy rating: 4.5 / 5)
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| Rib-tickling alien action. |
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| Sigourney's panties in spacesuit. |
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| Lonely space alien chase. |
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| Sweaty alien chomps Americans. |
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| Sigourney flushes salivating super-monster. |
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| Claustrophobic, noirish sci-fi thriller. |
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| French kissing, chest pains. |
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| Ship-bound crew. Peckish alien. |
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| Hurt popped, Holm toasted. |
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| Scott locates primal screamer. |
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| The eighth passenger bites. |
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| Giant penis eats everyone. |
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| Claxon wails, Ripley bails. |
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| Apparently, androids drink milk. |
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| Bilbo runs on batteries?! |
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| Brilliant noir space horror. |
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| Acidic aliens vs. Ripley. |
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| Teeth, saliva, more teeth. |
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| Undersized knickers: audience snickers. |
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| John Hurt gets indigestion. |
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| Sigourney Weaver in panties. |
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| Human host, crew's toast. |
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| Someone has stomach worms! |
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| Nightmare Easter egg hunt. |
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| In void, victims voiceless... |
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| Ridley's Ripley's Sci-Fi Romp. |
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| Sigourney's first fighting foray. |
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| Aliens fast, Weaver lasts. |
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| Monster lets cat survive. |
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| Unexpected guest ruins dinner. |
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| Alien Hurts, Rips Skerritt. |
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| Extending jaws damage chests. |
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| Giger's imagery creates terror. |
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| Nostromo bothered by slimeball. |
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| Spaceship's cat smartest member. |
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| Phallic extraterrestrial grows fast. |
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| John's stomach must Hurt . |
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| Nostromo's acid-bleeding stowaway. |
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| Xenomorph drools over Sigourney. |
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| Girl's Mother-in-Law meets colleagues! |
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| Savering alien spies Rpley. |
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| Drooling horror needs antacid. |
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| Ridley captures Ripley's underwear. |
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| Face sucker = space fucker! |
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| Pregnant man births monster. |
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| Kane: very huggable character. |
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| Really, really large tapeworm. |
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| Gatecrasher stays for dinner. |
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| Yaphet's flamethrowers don't Skerritt. |
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| Ripley battles monster phallus. |
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| Monster steel cage match!!! |
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| Insta-Classic Chest Burster! |
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| The original xenomorph stalker. |
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| Crew expendable, Ripley discovers. |
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| Android acquires crew killer. |
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| Nostromo computer: bad Mother. |
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| Android splutters stark truths. |
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| Ripley unaware, reveals underwear. |
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| 'Chest' bursting with action. |
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| Ship's crew are holm-less |
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| Upset stomach turns intense. |
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| Acidic Alien? Holey ship! |
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| Hurt has horrible heartburn. |
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| Ridley Scott / Giger masterpiece. |
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| John's chest really Hurts. |
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| Alien surgery, internal/ external... |
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| Nasty muppet redecorates Nostromo. |
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| Pussy chaser's alien fodder. |
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| Hurt's dinner really hurts! |
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| Weaver knickers nick show. |
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| Dinner disagrees with astronaut! |
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