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Excalibur

(1981)
119 reviews
Film rated 4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.9 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.9 / 5)
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Arthurian splendor: great film.
Tangento 
  Vote (1)   
Arthurian cannot be surpassed.
joliversmith 
  Vote (1)   
Arthur's sword Merlin's discord.
knucklehead 
  Vote    
Middle Ages looks 80s.
SamNZed 
  Vote (1)   
Overacting spell on cast.
NIMN 
  Vote    
Love, war, gleaming armor.
Geenius at Wrok 
  Vote    
Arthur agonizes after adultery.
Woeg 
  Vote (1)   
King Arthur tries cocaine.
Dr. Strangula 
  Vote    
Excali-boring.
cranberry2000 
  Vote    
Before Jackson, was Boorman.
Frank 
  Vote (1)   
Bastard swordjacks innocent rock.
MorePeasPlease 
  Vote (9)   
Merlin redefines 'chrome dome'.
MorePeasPlease 
  Vote (5)   
New Age sword epic.
antibody 
  Vote (3)   
Lake be Lady toKnight.
MM64 
  Vote (6)   
Sword mightier than Pendragon.
MM64 
  Vote (9)   
Lancelot's sword outshines Arthur's.
Oatmeal Stout 
  Vote (3)   
Watery bint dispenses scimitar.
buddy 
  Vote (3)   
Swordplay splits heirs.
zle 
  Vote (1)   
Arthurian sword history lesson..
kather*ne 
  Vote    
Lancelot kabob's self? Ouch!
The Amazing Rando! 
  Vote (1)   
Lancelot pops his Cherie.
Chopper 
  Vote (6)   
Strange woman distributes sword.
derek in orlando 
  Vote (1)   
Arthurian legend, magical sword.
SuperKhakiGirl 
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Boorman's mythical Holy Grail.
palefox 
  Vote    
English King, Irish accent.
The Other Matt 
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Guinevere came a lot.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (6)   
Arthur gets stoned sword.
JWMP 
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Big knife didn't rust.
risingstar1919 
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Heavily metalled medieval ruler.
beluga 
  Vote    
Excalibur excites exceptional exile.
jd 
  Vote    
Lancelot without pantsalot.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (25)   
Arthur breaks sword.
knoops 
  Vote    
Dragon's Breath: The Force.
duh 
  Vote (10)   
Lonely Knight Lance's lots.
silly 
  Vote (10)   
Merlin makes a mess.
silly 
  Vote (3)   
Aquatic tart appoints ruler.
dgbenner 
  Vote (2)   
Boorman: delivers lance.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (5)   
Sword of the Kings.
Sean 
  Vote (26)   
Swordbuckling Arthur spellbinds audience.
dlanod 
  Vote    
Lake coughs up sword.
Badbart 
  Vote    
Phallic symbols kill repeatedly.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (1)   
Swords, wizards, incest. Classic.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote    
Sexcalibur.
Ali 
  Vote (10)   
Merlin suffers Dragon's breath.
Markandlain 
  Vote (3)   
Lake lady lies low.
Stone Junction 
  Vote    
'Holy Grail' without laughs.
rri1 
  Vote (4)   
Boorman's big myth take.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (2)   
Making amour in armor.
damalc 
  Vote (13)   
Arthur brandishes erected sword.
Stalean 
  Vote    
Royal siblings breed evil.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Two Knights' Love Affair.
The General 
  Vote (3)   
Camelot with Captain Picard.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Silver-capped Merlin 'iced'.
redPen 
  Vote (3)   
Arthur's Twisted Sister seduction.
redPen 
  Vote (4)   
Arthur's dad murdered, avenged.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Knights naughty at night.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
'Carmina Burana' accompanies knights.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Sword, stone, sex, swashbuckling.
Chris C 
  Vote (2)   
Mordred wounds uncle, father.
rockfsh 
  Vote (3)   
Morgana charms Merlin succumbs.
rockfsh 
  Vote (3)   
Sex while wearing armor?
Downtown 
  Vote (8)   
Armored Byrne begets Arthur.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (1)   
Morgana creates Helen Earth.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (3)   
Arthur discovers pa's sword.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Mirren bewitches plugged Nicol.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Sword picks English King.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Merlin becomes death wish.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (8)   
Knights Terry-ing a-round.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (3)   
Mor-dred-ing bastard son.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (3)   
Excalibur: Blade of Glory.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Guinevere lanced a lot.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
It's a Wonderful Knife.
Yukon 
  Vote (47)   
Sword yanking determines royalty.
Yukon 
  Vote (3)   
Rock doesn't blunt blade.
bife 
  Vote (1)   
Arthur meets Wagner.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (5)   
Watery tart dispenses sword.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (25)   
Merlin provides comic touch.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Arthur has incestuous child.
Tori 
  Vote    
Pretty, big-knife story.
MguyX 
  Vote    
Bloody, muddy Arthurian epic.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Mirren's malevolent Morgana machinates.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Excalibore.
demonic 
  Vote (34)   
Illegitimate heir pulls sword.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Armoured sex produces heir.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (3)   
Epee in the pool.
noncentz 
  Vote (10)   
Knightsabre.
noncentz 
  Vote (8)   
Schindler's Lance.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
'Pulling out' produces King.
Canklefish 
  Vote (12)   
Mordred was a bastard!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Uther impregnates Cornwall's wife.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Dragon's breath facilitates adultery.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Morgana's malign multiple incest.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Byrne defiles Boorman's daughter.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Mordred brings about G�tterd�mmerung.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Gold-armored gargoyle misbegotten.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Adultery brings down Camelot.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Arthur was a bastard!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Arthur frail, needs grail.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Arthur's theme: 'Carmina Burana'.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Landscape enchants Arthur, audience.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
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