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Wilde (1997)
Fry's 'In-Lawfull' act!
Oct 24, 2004
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Babe (1995)
Talking pig converts omnivores.
Sep 30, 2004
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Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
Cloud wallpaper resolves argument.
Jun 21, 2005
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Love Story (1970)
Lovers don't apologise.
Jun 28, 2005
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Love Story (1970)
Ali's feeling lovesick.
Jun 28, 2005
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Super Size Me (2004)
Death by 'Macadventure'!
Jun 17, 2005
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Super Size Me (2004)
Quarter pounder movie astounder!
Jun 20, 2005
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Wilde (1997)
Oscar 'goes down'...again!
Dec 8, 2004
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10 (1979)
Fuck to Ravel's Bolero.
Jun 29, 2005
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10 (1979)
Bo's boobs, beads, Bolero.
Jun 29, 2005
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Law a robotic actor.
Jun 21, 2005
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Talking teddy saves day.
Jun 29, 2005
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Arsenic And Old Lace (1944)
Dead fellas in cellar.
Jun 28, 2005
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Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Snot true story!
Jun 28, 2005
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Bound (1996)
Lesbian fucks for truck.
Jun 29, 2005
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Chocolat (2000)
Molina resists Venus' nipples.
Jun 29, 2005
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Chocolat (2000)
Lent disrupted deliciously.
Jun 29, 2005
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Gladiator (2000)
Reed's mid-film Roman resurrection!!!
Sep 28, 2004
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Gladiator (2000)
Claudius demoted to Senator!!!
Sep 28, 2004
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Snowman, The (1982)
Snowman wears mums' hat.
Jun 29, 2005
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Snowman, The (1982)
Snowman sports groovy kilt.
Jun 29, 2005
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Snowman, The (1982)
Snowmen throw great balls!
Jun 29, 2005
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Super Size Me (2004)
'Triple Mac-Bypass with that?'.
Jun 29, 2005
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Super Size Me (2004)
Fast food= slow death.
Jun 20, 2005
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Super Size Me (2004)
MacDonalds MacShrinks your libido.
Jun 29, 2005
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Titanic (1997)
Brave musicians play on.
Jun 12, 2005
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Titanic (1997)
Sink or bling?
Jun 12, 2005
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10 (1979)
Mary Poppins says 'fuck'!
Jun 29, 2005
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10 (1979)
Bare bollocks to Bolero.
Jun 29, 2005
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10 (1979)
Bo makes Dudley grow!!!
Jun 29, 2005
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10 (1979)
Dudley saves Bo's beau.
Jun 29, 2005
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10 (1979)
Dudley spies neighbours' thighs.
Jun 29, 2005
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10 (1979)
Dudley forgiven by Julie.
Jun 29, 2005
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10 (1979)
Dudley woos shallow tart.
Jun 29, 2005
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10 (1979)
Lust story to Bolero.
Jun 29, 2005
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Robot seeks blue fairy.
Jun 29, 2005
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Aliens clone robot's mummy.
Jun 28, 2005
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Arsenic And Old Lace (1944)
O-Hara bores,nephew snores.
Jun 28, 2005
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Arsenic And Old Lace (1944)
Old ladies kill lovingly.
Jun 28, 2005
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Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Camera shake, witch's fake.
Jun 19, 2005
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Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Witch intent in tent.
Jun 19, 2005
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Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Three kids, one witch.
Jun 19, 2005
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Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Losing sense in tents.
Jun 19, 2005
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Bound (1996)
Lesbo lusty gangster flick.
Jun 19, 2005
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Bound (1996)
Lesbian plumber gets licked.
Jun 19, 2005
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Bound (1996)
Lesbian plumber woos moll.
Jun 19, 2005
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Bound (1996)
Lady plumber fondles stunner.
Jun 19, 2005
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Bound (1996)
Lesbian plumber causes leak!
Jun 19, 2005
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Bound (1996)
Lady-love gangster thriller.
Jun 29, 2005
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Bound (1996)
Lesbian lovers rob mob.
Jun 19, 2005
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Chocolat (2000)
Binoche breaks with tradition.
Jun 29, 2005
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Chocolat (2000)
Molina has chocolate breakdown.
Jun 29, 2005
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Chocolat (2000)
Barges burned by wifebeater.
Jun 29, 2005
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Chocolat (2000)
Aztec chocolate enchants villagers.
Jun 29, 2005
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Chocolat (2000)
Priest manipulated by mayor.
Jun 29, 2005
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Chocolat (2000)
Chocolate melts villagers' hearts.
Jun 29, 2005
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Chocolat (2000)
Mayor finds sweet salvation.
Jun 29, 2005
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Chocolat (2000)
Sweet aphrodisiac saves marriage.
Jun 29, 2005
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Chocolat (2000)
Village saved by chocolatier.
Jun 29, 2005
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Chocolat (2000)
Binoche floats Johnny's boat.
Jun 29, 2005
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Cold Mountain (2003)
Renee steals Kidman's show.
Oct 23, 2004
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Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Bjork proves love's blind.
Mar 12, 2005
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Doctor Zhivago (1965)
Omar's dewy eyed infidelity.
Dec 8, 2004
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Forget me not slot.
Jun 21, 2005
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Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Antonio falls for Brad.
Jun 21, 2005
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Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Girls curls grow back.
Jun 21, 2005
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Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
Streep weeps Hoffman reaps.
Jun 21, 2005
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Leon (1994)
Mathilda's gift a grenade.
Dec 8, 2004
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Leon (1994)
Portman liberates potted plant!
Dec 8, 2004
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Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Holocaust survival, child's play.
Dec 8, 2004
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Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Sick doctor's riddle fanaticism.
Aug 10, 2005
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Love Story (1970)
Oliver's unlucky in love.
Jun 28, 2005
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Love Story (1970)
Father loathes son's lover.
Jun 29, 2005
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Meet The Fockers (2004)
Dog Focks Einstein puppet.
Jun 21, 2005
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Sleeping With The Enemy (1991)
Rape wife to Berlioz.
Dec 8, 2004
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Sleeping With The Enemy (1991)
Wedding rings don't flush.
Dec 8, 2004
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Titanic (1997)
Romeo woos Winslett.
Jun 12, 2005
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