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Reviews by 'T. Lane'
Current status of
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with a total of
74
reviews published to date.
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Three Lives Of Thomasina, The (1963)
You Only Live Thrice.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored
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(14)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Asian baby saves Spider-man.
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Animal Farm (1999)
The pigs go pink.
Aug 19, 2004
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(6)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Mother climbs staircase. Dies.
Sep 29, 2004
Unscored
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(6)
Fight Club (1999)
Soap made of fat.
Sep 28, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
City full of Smiths.
Oct 13, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Heston goes bananas.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Retard climbs water tower.
Sep 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Matrix, The (1999)
Trinity says "Dodge this".
Aug 11, 2004
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(4)
Fly, The (1958)
Scientist surfs spider's net.
Sep 23, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Vertical Limit (2000)
Climber's wife on ice.
Sep 23, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Fat mom, retarded brother.
Sep 29, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Gone with the sinned.
Jun 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bats (1999)
Horror turned upside-down.
Sep 20, 2004
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(2)
Big Fish (2003)
Big Fish doesn't flop.
Sep 19, 2004
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(2)
Braveheart (1995)
Kilts and sword hilts.
Sep 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Principle breaks and enters.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
GoldenEye (1995)
Boris is invincible. Frozen.
Dec 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
Car Wars.
Jun 29, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo world order.
Jun 29, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Mummy, The (1999)
Mummies climb like monkeys.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Teenager befriends Austrian cyborg.
Sep 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Adventures Of Milo And Otis, The (1986)
Cat and dog explore.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Animal House (1978)
Belushi busts big blemish.
Jun 29, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Arachnophobia (1990)
Spiders attack Jeff Daniels.
Dec 10, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Batman fights Gotham's fear.
Jun 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
God gave him justice.
Nov 15, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Daredevil (2003)
Daredevil = red batman suit.
Dec 5, 2004
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(1)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Male villains hold hands.
Aug 13, 2004
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(1)
Faculty, The (1998)
Aliens don't do drugs.
Dec 5, 2004
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(1)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Son destroys father's Ferrari.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Gandhi (1982)
'Oh God!', Gandhi dies.
Apr 11, 2005
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(1)
Hero (2002)
Nameless hero, Jet Li.
Oct 1, 2004
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(1)
John Q (2002)
Denzel holds up hospital.
Dec 5, 2004
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(1)
Logan's Run (1976)
Characters have expensive stigmata.
Mar 11, 2005
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum goes to hell.
Aug 18, 2004
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(1)
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
Johnny Cage killed off.
Sep 19, 2004
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(1)
Patch Adams (1998)
Woman swims in spaghetti.
Apr 12, 2005
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(1)
Poltergeist (1982)
Carnivorous plant eats child.
Dec 5, 2004
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(1)
Poltergeist (1982)
Clown puppet attacks child.
Mar 17, 2005
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(1)
Poltergeist (1982)
Skeletons swim in pool.
Dec 5, 2004
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(1)
Poltergeist (1982)
Man peels face off.
Dec 5, 2004
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(1)
Poltergeist (1982)
Midget psychic saves day.
Jul 4, 2005
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(1)
Ring, The (2002)
Girl, well, video, death.
Oct 23, 2004
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(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Gone with the skinned.
Jun 29, 2005
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(1)
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Cruise ship goes crazy.
Apr 11, 2005
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(1)
Sphere (1998)
Shiny Orb grants wishes.
Dec 5, 2004
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(1)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Octopus can't breathe underwater.
Jan 28, 2005
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(1)
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Big fat Italian plumber.
Dec 5, 2004
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(1)
Tears Of The Sun (2003)
Willis wanders through jungle.
Jan 21, 2005
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(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Computer virus terminates Earth.
Jan 10, 2005
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(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Super Sexy Cyborg Stalks.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Tremors (1990)
Big Prehistoric freak worms.
Apr 11, 2005
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(1)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Depp, hillbilly. Decaprio, retard.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Marty meets baby ancestor.
Dec 5, 2004
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Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Wilson trips the wire.
Dec 5, 2004
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Caddyshack (1980)
Explosive gopher problems.
Apr 10, 2005
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Cast Away (2000)
Man converses with volleyball.
Nov 24, 2004
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Catwoman (2004)
One Long Cat Fight.
Jun 29, 2005
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Congo (1995)
Lasers, volcanoes, and monkeys.
Dec 5, 2004
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Strawberry syrup filled bomb.
Oct 27, 2004
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Gods And Generals (2003)
Friendly fire kills Stonewall.
Mar 13, 2005
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Gremlins (1984)
Little monsters pillage town.
Dec 5, 2004
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Help! (1965)
Ring. Run, Ringo!
Jun 29, 2005
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I, Robot (2004)
Smith has robotic arm.
Oct 26, 2004
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Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (2002)
Chosen One fights Betty.
Mar 13, 2005
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Ring Wraiths chase Fellowship.
Oct 17, 2004
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Minas Tirith besieged.
Oct 5, 2004
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Lost In Space (1998)
Metal spiders inhabit spaceship.
Dec 5, 2004
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Man On Fire (2004)
Denzel tortures Mexican criminals.
Oct 23, 2004
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Grevoius gets heart burn.
May 23, 2005
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
C3PO gets stumped.
May 30, 2005
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke loses good hand.
May 30, 2005
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Humans raid bug planet.
Jun 30, 2005
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