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Reviews by 'gallt'
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with a total of
105
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Don't Look Now (1973)
Killer dwarf not daughter!
Oct 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus, what a thrashing!
Sep 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
...cock... frock...Australian rock!
Sep 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
My Own Private Idaho (1991)
River loves Keanu. Zzzzz.
Oct 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Swayze as a lady.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
28 Days Later (2002)
Month later, Cillian wakes.
Jun 15, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Adaptation. (2002)
Meryl streep- orchid snorter!
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Alien (1979)
Face sucker = space fucker!
Aug 24, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Beaches (1988)
Posh meets Scary Ginger.
Mar 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Body Of Evidence (1993)
Madonna's hot wax tragedy.
Sep 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Quaid's love melts Gyllenhaal.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
She carried a watermelon.
Aug 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
I, Robot (2004)
Will Sonny share clues?
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
The Bill please.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Minority Report (2002)
Morton out-acts Cruise.
Jun 14, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Morvern Callar (2002)
Dead boyfriend, existential crisis.
Jun 14, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Cock Rock doc.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Village, The (2004)
Ivy knows no boundries.
Aug 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Whale Rider (2002)
Easy rider, of whales.
Aug 4, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Best In Show (2000)
Camp dogumentary comedy.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Name's Bourne, Jason Bourne.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Blind Bjork saves son.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Gerry (2002)
Gerry. Gerry? We're lost!
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
I, Robot (2004)
One-armed Will wins again.
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
In America (2002)
Morton speaks bad Irish.
Jun 14, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Angry alien- great pretender!
Jun 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus likes good whipping.
Sep 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Another Divine (dog) mess.
Oct 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Cap'n Long Johnny Silver.
Aug 25, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Cinderella as a pro!
Aug 24, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Rita, Sue And Bob Too (1986)
Yorkshire, sex, white stilettos.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Jack's kids rock!
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Loser Shaun saves friends!
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Reese's redneck's really diamond.
Nov 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Welcome To Woop Woop (1997)
Wooping crazed outback rednecks.
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Whale Rider (2002)
Maori girl rides high!
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Wilde (1997)
Lovely Jude's pubes.
Dec 22, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Wimbledon (2004)
'Rocky' with rackets.
Sep 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Spielberg IS NOT Kubrick.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley as Medea.
Mar 8, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley gets ripped.
Sep 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Aviator, The (2004)
Tits, wings, money, madness.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Robotic, idiotic, Mrs Doubtfire.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Big Fish (2003)
Dad's lies don't matter.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Ride white replicant unicorn.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
City Of God (2002)
Brazilian ghetto produces photographer.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Jack White's mountain blues.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Creep (2004)
Creepy Craig; crawling killer.
Feb 15, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Fake wolves on ice.
Sep 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Baby feels Swayze's beat.
Aug 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dune (1984)
Atreides heir quenches thirst.
Jun 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
The heat's on, Bush!
Aug 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fatal Beauty (1987)
Whoopi whoops dope dealers.
Dec 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Footloose (1984)
Dancing against baptist machine.
Nov 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
Almost tranny sings blues.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
I, Robot (2004)
Sonny hates sharing clues.
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lost In Space (1998)
Gary oldman spider man.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Captain Crowe's still boring.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Don't drive on motorway!
Aug 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo needs no eyes.
Aug 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo learns about destiny.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Muriel's Wedding (1994)
Aussie underdog, Dancing Queen.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
My Left Foot (1989)
Passion Of Christy's Foot.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mystic River (2003)
King Penn rules, O.K.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Personal Services (1987)
Julie Walters, cheeky madam!
Jul 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Divine cult adoption thriller.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Sideways (2004)
Writing wino's whinging wanes.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sneakers (1992)
Phoenix hacks, Kingsley cracks.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Almost Von Trapped. Nazis!
Aug 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey wants life back!
Jul 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey gets the girl.
Jul 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Theatre Of Blood (1973)
Loony actor's bittersweet revenge.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Transamerica (2005)
The chop's a Breeze.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Whale Rider (2002)
Prophesized Maori chief heir.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Without A Paddle (2004)
Dude, Where's My 'Deliverance'?
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Artificial kid with emotion.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Agnes Of God (1985)
Nutty nun butchers baby.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Battleship Potemkin (1925)
Rotten meat causes revolution!
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
ReBourne without memory. Floating.
Aug 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Bourne, reBourne, reigns Supreme.
Sep 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Teenage tearaways' Saturday penance.
Oct 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Brotherhood Of The Wolf (2001)
French wolf kung-fu mystery.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Calendar Girls (2003)
Walters (wears nowt) Institute.
Nov 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Car Wash (1976)
Soapy disco movie.
Oct 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Judy glides, Vin doesn't.
Sep 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Vin thwarts Thandie's plan.
Sep 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Judy slides, Vin slides.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Clockwatchers (1997)
Collette's clock's not stolen!
Dec 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Girls Just Want To Have Fun (1985)
Jessica-Parker disco dancing queen.
Oct 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
Myers's anniversary slash.
Sep 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Hellboy (2004)
Big red horny devil.
Sep 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Hocus Pocus (1993)
Witchy Midler scares kids.
Sep 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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I Love You To Death (1990)
River's pizza delivery hitman.
Oct 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Jurassic Park (1993)
Postmodern fairground, dino's soar!
Sep 9, 2004
Unscored
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Again. The Bill please!!
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Kung Fu Carry On.
Jul 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ladykillers, The (1955)
Comedy crooks can't kill.
Mar 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Naked Lunch (1991)
Burroughs imagines typewriter's arsehole.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Niagara (1953)
Marilyn's marriage falls. Splash!
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Pretty Woman (1990)
Cinderella with lips, legs.
Aug 24, 2004
Unscored
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