Edgar eyes burros.
Username
Password
Remember Me
Forgotten Login?
416
Phillip Seemore Dustin Hoffman (51)
417
dan (51)
418
ChuckEye (51)
wish not to summarize
Reviews by 'dan'
Current status of
Movie buff
with a total of
51
reviews published to date.
Order by
Film Name
Review Votes
Review Score
Chronological Order
Show
All
War Games (1983)
TRS80 threatens entire world.
May 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
American Tail, An (1986)
Immigrants portrayed as vermin.
May 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Blue Hawaii (1961)
The King gets lei'd.
May 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Casper (1995)
Dead child = comedy gold!
May 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Hook (1991)
Chunky Peter Pan unsmooth.
May 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Way We Were, The (1973)
Mental Yentl when gentle.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Bad Lieutenant (1992)
Cop spooges juvenile's vehicle.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Dangerfield gets no respect.
May 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Out Of Africa (1985)
Redford narrowly escapes syphilis.
May 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Schindler's List (1993)
Pot-bellied german flaunts marksmanship.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Boondock Saints, The (1999)
Multi-lingual Micks mangle Mob.
May 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Cadence (1990)
Rhythmless criminal builds windmill.
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Meyers fuels children's nightmares.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Catwoman (2004)
Dangerous pussy wears rubber.
Dec 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cop Land (1997)
Bizarro world 'Goodfellas'.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Grasshopper abandons Shaolin Code.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Savior achieves elevated position.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Rob Roy (1995)
Mincing blueblood gets kilt.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Trannsylvanian 'prime directive' enforced.
May 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Hayseeds implausibly accept trannies.
May 3, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Amistad (1997)
Grand theft clipper acquittal.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Boat Trip (2002)
Sanz enjoys 'senior's buffet'.
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Icons battle redneck embalmee.
May 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Cannibal! The Musical (1996)
Feathered samurai befriend idiots.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Drop Zone (1994)
Snipes invades parachuting sub-culture.
Jun 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
Awful singing arouses aliens.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Escape From L.A. (1996)
Plissken surfs, dunks, sux!
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Footloose (1984)
Pre-beer Penn prances pugilistically.
May 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ghost Dad (1990)
Cosby stinks from beyond.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Grand Canyon (1991)
Mugging causes involuntary urination.
May 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy's mystery scar explained.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indy trounces be-dotted zealots.
May 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Little Nicky (2000)
Two hour Popeye's commercial.
May 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Swank stools the show.
Nov 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Hirsute crone reinvents visitation.
Dec 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
No Mercy (1986)
Basinger slurps crawdad head.
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Indy/ God save world.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Gluttonous slob internally gorgeous.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
She Wore A Yellow Ribbon (1949)
Comanches almost get even.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Men: bad! Suicide: good!
May 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Unforgiven (1992)
Cowpoke short with prostitute.
May 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ali (2001)
Smith steroids to superstardom.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Fight Club (1999)
Wacko's sub-conscious defies dogma.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Goddess Of Love (1988)
Vain, Venusian, Vanna vehicle.
May 8, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Gothika (2003)
Not Berry scary.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Highlander (1986)
Connery: Spaniard from Edinborough.
Dec 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Judge Dredd (1995)
Rambo bastardizes comic book.
Dec 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Missing, The (2003)
Crusty pale-face goes native.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Secretary (2002)
Deranged masochist pisses self.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sgt. Bilko (1996)
Geriatric Sergeant bilks superiors.
Jun 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Walk Like A Man (1987)
Mandel-ves into sniffing crotches.
Dec 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
� Copyright 1999-2024 benj clews... Site comments or suggestions welcomed at
[email protected]
...
<Memorial>
