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Reviews by 'derek in orlando'
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with a total of
309
reviews published to date.
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Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
Kraptonite.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(32)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Ving 'rheemed'.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Edison officially sick bastard.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(17)
American Pie (1999)
Teen voids flute warranty.
Apr 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Doors, The (1991)
Nobody, famous, drunk, dead.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(12)
F For Fake (1973)
O For Obtuse.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Nanook Of The North (1922)
Too cool for words.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Stand, The (1994)
M-O-O-N. That spells everything.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Gus (1976)
Kick, Ass!
Jan 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Nosferatu, A Symphony Of Horror (1922)
Schreck, not for kids.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Better Off Dead... (1985)
Paperboy wants two dollars.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Dirty Harry (1971)
6 or 5, punk?
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
Scrooge performed by socks.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Goodbye, Mr. Riffs.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Monster A Go-Go (1965)
Monster a no-show.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
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(6)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Bwack shewiff? It's twue!
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Caddyshack (1980)
Noonan sinks big putz.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Popeye (1980)
Weak to the finach.
Feb 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Ralphie shoots eye out.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1966)
Go-go girls go ga-ga!
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Monsturd (2003)
Scatman.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Mac And Me (1988)
McWaste of McTime.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Avengers, The (1998)
Uma una-Peel-ing.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Bride Of The Monster (1955)
Lugosi slaps his Johnson.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Dudley Do-Right (1999)
Dudley done-wrong.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Gigli (2003)
Rigli rigli rigli boring.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
French defense involves insults.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Animal House (1978)
Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Chatterbox (1977)
A real crack-up.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Bureaucrat has no dick.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Mia pregnant, not Sinatra's.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Movie sequel well KHHHHHAAAAAAAA-AAAANNNNstructed.
Jan 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Cinema's longest pee.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Grease 2 (1982)
Like 'Grease', except lame.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(4)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Weenie whacker wants wheels.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Barbarino as cut-rate Klingon.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Goat story distracts President.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Kingpin (1996)
Cunnilingus pays the rent.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Deer faces pressing situation.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Many possibilities for shrimp.
Dec 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Giant nose births Stiller.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Mondo Topless (1966)
Pseudo-documentary leaves lasting mammaries.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
S.O.B. (1981)
Andrews's boobs Poppin out.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Farnsworth's heartwarming swan song.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Mind, time travel? Flunk'd.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Chick with dick... ick!
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Uma as human blender.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
North To Alaska (1960)
Life in Ore-land-o.
Apr 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
Beheaded fuhrer runs island.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Trip To The Moon, A (1902)
Moon suffers eye injury.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
E-mail God, win lottery!
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Chatterbox (1977)
Babe's biscuit barks back.
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Rice cooks New Testament.
May 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Hfurrhurr's brain nearly hfrrrried.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Two 'yoots' beat rap.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Roasted Coffey not fragrant.
Feb 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Hamlet (1961)
This Denmark IS rotten.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(3)
Irma La Douce (1963)
French whore sucks Lemmon.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Dead Lugosi best actor.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Heston? Damn dirty ape.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
Pickle jar inters Hitler.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Retarded weatherman, accurate representation.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens (1979)
Crazily cantilivered cuties cornholed.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Billy Jack (1971)
Bruce Lee for hippies.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Caveman (1981)
Ringo zug-zugs Cheers' barmaid.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Dolce Vita, La (1960)
Jet-set not fun anymore.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Poof partaking in poop.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Seven Minutes, The (1971)
Meyer's boobless anti-censorship movie.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Paltrow's plunge propels progeny.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Sunglass case inters Spock.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Harrow Club buffet wrecked.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Schnieder's buns 'like butter'.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Office Space (1999)
Don't fuck with Milton!
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Rat Race (2001)
Barbie Museum not dreamhouse.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Rollerball (1975)
Caan has steel balls.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Young Doctors In Love (1982)
Doctors play 'Doctor'.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Zapped! (1982)
Chachi Carries the prom.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Battle For The Planet Of The Apes (1973)
Apes defeat mutant humans.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Female Vampire (1973)
Countess gives deadly head.
Jun 11, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Chapman wrestles himself, loses.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Night Of The Strangler (1972)
Monkee commits hate crime?
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Private Lessons (1981)
Kristel makes bed, Brown.
Sep 9, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Plummer makes house call.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Sinead spokesperson for V'ger.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Better Off Dead... (1985)
Mom's 'Fraunch' cuisine undesireable.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cannonball Run, The (1981)
Celebrities can't drive 55.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dune (1984)
Shout shatters Sting's sternum.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
Grinch's heart triples size.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS (1974)
Psycho Nazi fucks, castrates.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Incubus (1965)
Toupee-less Shatner speaks Esperanto.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Little Voice (1998)
Blowsy bitch berates Bubble.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Logan's Run (1976)
Mall has killer Carousel.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Popeye (1980)
Mork sings. Enough said.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Spartacus (1960)
Apparently, everyone is Spartacus.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
That Thing You Do! (1996)
Oneders torn asunder.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Mangled beans and franks.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Wayne's World (1992)
Cavity search down Lowe.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
What's Opera, Doc? (1957)
Fudd kills da wabbit.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
101 Reykjav�k (2000)
Depressed layabout fathers child.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Carrey's ass needs mint.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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