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Reviews by 'Smarter Sean'
Current status of
Movie buff
with a total of
75
reviews published to date.
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Gods Must Be Crazy, The (1980)
Littering pilot causes chaos.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Hand goes bad, AMPUTATE!!!
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Beach, The (2000)
Hidden hippy hostel hosed.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
American History X (1998)
Norton needs anal stiches.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Psychotic sines... conspiratorial cosines...
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Black Knight (2001)
Dark man, Dark Ages.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Coming To America (1988)
Arsenio plays dress-up.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Double Impact (1991)
Damme plays with himself.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
28 Days (2000)
Bullock, bottle, not porn.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
6th Day, The (2000)
Arnold plays with himself.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Accidental Spy, The (2001)
Little orphan Channie fights.
Aug 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Anaconda (1997)
Ice cube snake food.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Caddyshack (1980)
Chevy, Murray smoke green.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Fisted Amy threatens Affleck.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Drunken Master II (1994)
AA meetings in dojo.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark (1988)
Pre-teen wankfest for goths.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Fargo (1996)
Wood chipper warranty violated.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Four Rooms (1995)
Dead whore in mattress.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe cries for family.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Gladiator (2000)
Joaquin, Nielsen imply incest.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Last Boy Scout, The (1991)
footballer blocks witha .38.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
Mariachi, Sands defeat Dafoe.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Pi (1998)
Electric drill replaces aspirin.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Red Dragon (2002)
Horrible Hannibal hounds Norton.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Serial Mom (1994)
Murdering mom maims many.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Moths clue murderer identity.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
The Man With One Red Shoe (1985)
Princess Leia sex crazed.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Underworld (2003)
Undead Romeo and Juliet.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Jews joke, monster dances.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Nicholson describes women aptly.
Apr 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Birthday Girl (2001)
Mail order damaged goods.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Casino (1995)
Stone fellatio's DeNiro's friend.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
D.A.R.Y.L. (1985)
A.I. without CGI.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Plastic surgery for survival.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Dogma (1999)
Bishop Carlin reinvents Catholism.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Enemy Of The State (1998)
Hackman requests Smith strips.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Bunny stew scares Douglas.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Truth can't be handled.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Pyle's brain stains bathroom.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gattaca (1997)
Law warms house furnace.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hairspray (1988)
Divine defies sexual boundries.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Happy Gilmore (1996)
hockey goon drives par.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Goat doesn't have chance.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Karate Kid, The (1984)
Morita molds Machio.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Kiss Of The Spider Woman (1985)
Hurt hurts Julia's rear.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Lake Placid (1999)
'Golden Girl' raises croc.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Last Castle, The (2001)
Redford rallies prison posse.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mallrats (1995)
Affleck sodomizes minor!
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Manhunter (1986)
Hopkins absent, Farina present.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Country crooning maims martians.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Startled Starling shoots Buffalo.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Basketball Diaries, The (1995)
Heroine induced Columbine fantasy.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Billy Madison (1995)
Penguin plagues Sandler's presence.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Blue Crush (2002)
Bikini broads straddle boards.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Buena Vista Social Club (1999)
Communistic cubans cantar canci�n.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Chasing Amy (1997)
Amy's secret threatens Affleck.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Clerks. (1994)
Silent Bob stays silent.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Down And Out In Beverly Hills (1986)
Homeless helps yuppie yokels.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dream Team, The (1989)
Lunatics foil corrupt cops.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Hung child draws Law.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Evolution (2001)
Wash, kill aliens, repeat.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Ghosts Of Mars (2001)
'Species' girl not naked.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Hannibal (2001)
Handcuffed Hannibal hacks hand.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Hollow Man (2000)
Invisible Bacon molests redhead.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Idle Hands (1999)
Pothead's hand becomes possessed.
Sep 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Independence Day (1996)
President Pullman protects planet.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Carlin fellates truck driver.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Jumanji (1995)
Mork monkeys with monkeys.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Kiss Of The Spider Woman (1985)
Hurt + Julia = Prison romance.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Smith bags, Matt drags...
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Major League (1989)
Cleveland Indians overcome adversity.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Malcolm X (1992)
Bamboozled black folk, UNITE!
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Man On The Moon (1999)
Carrey lipsynchs 'Mighty Mouse'.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Mazes And Monsters (1982)
Hanks hallucinates medieval magic.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Training Day (2001)
Denzel trains white slave.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
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