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Reviews by 'Heath T'
Current status of
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with a total of
56
reviews published to date.
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Catwoman (2004)
Cat played by fox.
Dec 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Phone Booth (2002)
Farrell should try SMS.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Tuesdays With Morrie (1999)
Old man ruins Tuesday.
May 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Willow (1988)
Baby taller than rescuer.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Tetherball doesn't impress chicks.
Jan 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Castle, The (1997)
F#?*ing photocopier steals show.
Jul 24, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
9th symphony changes lives.
Nov 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Close shave helps Ford.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Office Space (1999)
Office comedy surprisingly accurate.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Power Of One, The (1992)
Boy connects divided country.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Titanic (1997)
Buxom woman shrivels up.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Troy (2004)
Pitt in a skirt.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Along Came A Spider (2001)
Freeman untangles the web.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Batman (1966)
Dynamic duo defeat baddies.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Man/ machine gap blurred.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Blast From The Past (1999)
Baseball cards bring wealth.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Daredevil (2003)
Kingpin bowled by blinder.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Willis wears a moustache.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Double Jeopardy (1999)
Ashley eventually gets Judd-stice.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Kate blanks out Jim.
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Gift, The (2000)
Katie strips, then dies.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Former superhero can't retire.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Program an architectual failure.
May 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Mr. Nice Guy (1997)
Chan fights down under.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Child has killer nightmare.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Nugget, The (2002)
Rock comes between friends.
May 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Robbins plans long term.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Speed (1994)
Speeding bus has bomb.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Take Away (2003)
Battlers batter big boys.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
True Lies (1994)
Arnie a businessman? Schwarze-never!
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Young Einstein (1988)
Einstein actually invented beer.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Rebellious Heath settles down.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Air Bud (1997)
Dog plays school basketball.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Air Up There, The (1994)
African heat fries Bacon.
Apr 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
Farley does original ninja-wobble.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Robots cure audience insomnia.
May 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Boob-enhanced wish pleases males.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Baldwin narrates, Myers stinks.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
DiCaprio gains worldly experience.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Con Air (1997)
Toy rabbit survives crash.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Double Jeopardy (1999)
Angry housewife vows revenge.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Fools stalked by tools.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Life Of Brian (1979)
Religious Education made funny.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Mask, The (1994)
Mask masks Carrey's dweebiness.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Master Of Disguise, The (2002)
Carvey disguises any jokes.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Architect speaks scholarly sentences.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Matrix, The (1999)
Time faster than bullet.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)
Running brooks, Mel Brooks.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Shallow Hal (2001)
Farrelly Brothers uglify Gwyneth.
May 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Shanghai Noon (2000)
East laughs with West.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Simon Birch (1998)
Tiny boy, massive heart .
May 31, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Space Jam (1996)
Magic drink saves toons.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Spider-Man (2002)
Spiderman defeats green foe.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Twins (1988)
Unlikely twins get together.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Waking Ned (1998)
Irish oldies on winner.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Local dentist businesses boom.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
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