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Reviews by 'Heath T'
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with a total of
56
reviews published to date.
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Young Einstein (1988)
Einstein actually invented beer.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Local dentist businesses boom.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Willow (1988)
Baby taller than rescuer.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Waking Ned (1998)
Irish oldies on winner.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Twins (1988)
Unlikely twins get together.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Tuesdays With Morrie (1999)
Old man ruins Tuesday.
May 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
True Lies (1994)
Arnie a businessman? Schwarze-never!
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Troy (2004)
Pitt in a skirt.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Titanic (1997)
Buxom woman shrivels up.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Take Away (2003)
Battlers batter big boys.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Spiderman defeats green foe.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Speed (1994)
Speeding bus has bomb.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Space Jam (1996)
Magic drink saves toons.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Simon Birch (1998)
Tiny boy, massive heart .
May 31, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Robbins plans long term.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Shanghai Noon (2000)
East laughs with West.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Shallow Hal (2001)
Farrelly Brothers uglify Gwyneth.
May 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)
Running brooks, Mel Brooks.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Power Of One, The (1992)
Boy connects divided country.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Phone Booth (2002)
Farrell should try SMS.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Office Space (1999)
Office comedy surprisingly accurate.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Nugget, The (2002)
Rock comes between friends.
May 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Child has killer nightmare.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Tetherball doesn't impress chicks.
Jan 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Mr. Nice Guy (1997)
Chan fights down under.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Time faster than bullet.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Program an architectual failure.
May 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Architect speaks scholarly sentences.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Master Of Disguise, The (2002)
Carvey disguises any jokes.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Mask, The (1994)
Mask masks Carrey's dweebiness.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Religious Education made funny.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Incredibles, The (2004)
Former superhero can't retire.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Gift, The (2000)
Katie strips, then dies.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Close shave helps Ford.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Kate blanks out Jim.
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Fools stalked by tools.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Double Jeopardy (1999)
Angry housewife vows revenge.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Double Jeopardy (1999)
Ashley eventually gets Judd-stice.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Willis wears a moustache.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Daredevil (2003)
Kingpin bowled by blinder.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Con Air (1997)
Toy rabbit survives crash.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
9th symphony changes lives.
Nov 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Catwoman (2004)
Cat played by fox.
Dec 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
DiCaprio gains worldly experience.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Baldwin narrates, Myers stinks.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Castle, The (1997)
F#?*ing photocopier steals show.
Jul 24, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Boob-enhanced wish pleases males.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Blast From The Past (1999)
Baseball cards bring wealth.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Man/ machine gap blurred.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Robots cure audience insomnia.
May 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
Farley does original ninja-wobble.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Batman (1966)
Dynamic duo defeat baddies.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Along Came A Spider (2001)
Freeman untangles the web.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Air Up There, The (1994)
African heat fries Bacon.
Apr 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Air Bud (1997)
Dog plays school basketball.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Rebellious Heath settles down.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
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