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Hatter likes movies, yay!
Reviews by 'Hatter'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
205
reviews published to date.
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Day The Earth Stood Still, The (1951)
'Still' a great film.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Jumanji (1995)
The Game of Strife.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Inspector Gadget (1999)
No gadget could fix.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Drumline (2002)
Little drummer bore.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Pork in Chintatown; Doomed.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Indian gives good head...ers.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Cast Away (2000)
Volleyball; horrible conversationist.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
'From Russia With Lice'.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Race car. Repeat.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Grease (1978)
Duos, duds, doos, dudes.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo plugs in... Trinity.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
American Pie (1999)
Stifler's mom gets action.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Armageddon (1998)
Willis finally die's hard.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Beach, The (2000)
Leo lacks volleyball companion!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Billy Madison (1995)
Drunken Sandler chases penguin.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
FeardotCom (2002)
Logging on, dying off.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Meet The Parents (2000)
Male nurse milks cats.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
Child agents enter Tron!
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Luke likes Leia's buns.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
10 (1979)
Bountiful boobies bounce breathtakingly.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
The acting was Ludacris.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
8 Mile (2002)
White rapper sob story.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Osmond sees blue fairies.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Accidental Spy, The (2001)
Man accidentally becomes spy.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Aladdin (1992)
Genie rubbed wrong way.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Anger Management (2003)
Sandler cracks, Buddy attacks.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Godzilla stomps, doe demise.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey's going to hell.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Caddyshack (1980)
Gopher mocks Murray; Hilarious!
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Cannonball Run, The (1981)
Live-action Wacky Racers.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Chicken Run (2000)
Wallace and Gromit, chickenized.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Death To Smoochy (2002)
Norton plays vengeful vegan.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Detroit Rock City (1999)
KISS acquires male groupies.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Morons attempt Bill, Ted.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
Computer generated; overly venerated.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Hot Chick, The (2002)
'Freaky Friday'; janitor, teen.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
Roast Beest brings love.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Shopping carts; big screen!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003)
Busty braided babe beckons.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Love & Basketball (2000)
Omar double dribbles. Bland.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Slacker teaches, preaches music.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Older Arnie reboots.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Hartnett evades countless whores.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
About A Boy (2002)
British bastard bitches, whines.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
Bond a middle child?
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)
Poochy pal punts pigskin.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Akira (1988)
Teen turns Tokyo upside-down.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Alien (1979)
Upset stomach turns intense.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
Pie poker pleads horny.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Animal, The (2001)
Schneider, animal personality. Bad.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Doctor Evil; financially challenged.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Babe (1995)
This little piggy lives.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Baby Geniuses (1999)
Bumbling Einstein babies bore.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
Doc's deluxe DeLorean; Disasterous!
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Birds, The (1963)
Birds attack, humans crack.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
Goodman replaces Belushi? Wrong.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bowfinger (1999)
Chubby Rain wreaks havoc!
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Detention stirs emotions; Classic.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bring It On (2000)
Cheering chicks do backflips.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Insects fight the power.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Frank flees, flies free.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Box commands busty babes.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Loser luckily lands lesbian.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Con Air (1997)
Random bag checks fail.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Contact (1997)
Static tape proves nothing.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Cool Runnings (1993)
Reggae rebels run second.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Crossroads (2002)
Britney does drama. Vomit.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Die Another Day (2002)
Berry, Bond; beat baldy.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dinosaur (2000)
Primates, Dinosaurs avoid asteroids.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Dogma (1999)
Kevin Smith does religion.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Double Whammy (2001)
Leary regains lost glory.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)
Dolittle does little entertaining.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Dr. No (1962)
The doctor is oust.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dragonfly (2002)
Costner's career 'flies' away.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien hides; Government seeks.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
Shaggy spacemen screw humanoids.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fantasia/2000 (1999)
Hilarious hippo hops happily.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Microscopic medical man movie!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Ruck ruins red Ferrari.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Skitzophrenic starts masochist club.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas, The (2000)
Cumming comes off bland.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Allen alienates theaters!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe cries Oscar!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989)
Moon over parmesan!
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Gremlins (1984)
Ferocious Ferbys; fatal!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Shadow shows; thousandth time.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Harvey (1950)
Huge hare hallucination; ha!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hercules In New York (1970)
Accent heavy, dubber ready.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Holes (2003)
Desert diggers dig deep.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Home Alone (1990)
Pitiful parents forget Culkin.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (1992)
Colossus kid crushes city.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)
Tiny teens face terror!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
In Like Flint (1967)
Secret agent Coburn satisfies.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Independence Day (1996)
Smith smites the Fourth.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Salva salivates on horror.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
Reese rescues bitch.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
'Barrels' of action, excitement.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Max Keeble's Big Move (2001)
Keeble thinks he's moving.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Ewan woos Kidman. Wow.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Williams training for Birdcage.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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