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Reviews by 'roslynkid'
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with a total of
53
reviews published to date.
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Braveheart (1995)
Cry "Freedom!", get disemboweled.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Carrie (1976)
Travolta barely Staying Alive.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Deliverance (1972)
Banjo player needs orthodontist.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Alive (1993)
Friendsicle makes belly full.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Luggage saves the day.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Men Of Honor (2000)
Missing leg. Still diving.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Schindler's List (1993)
Nazi schmoozer saves Jews.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Angel Heart (1987)
Lucifer needs a manicure.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Coming To America (1988)
Samuel Jackson JACKS McDowell's.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Hannibal (2001)
Ray's mind is open.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Magnificent Seven, The (1960)
Knife wins in gunfight.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Cops crash color caper.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Woman suit not completed.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Wilder desperately needs comb.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
1941 (1979)
Belushi plays fighter pilot.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Pinocchio has oedipal complex.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Airheads (1994)
Buscemi bangs his head.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blast From The Past (1999)
Paranoid Walken shelters family.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Spacious mall, God call.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
Snobby french sex fiends.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Dead Zone, The (1983)
Car crash = Second sight.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Fish, chips. Palin flips.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Retard runs, slut succumbs.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Hell unleashed, freedom gained.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Brad Pit forever eating.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Outbreak (1995)
Monkey bite. People die.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Philadelphia (1993)
Hanks aids tear flow.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Platoon (1986)
Tom takes Dafoe down.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Walken presents filthy watch.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Red Dragon (2002)
Tatooted tooth fairy terroizes.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Splash (1984)
Candy looks up dresses.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Play poker, go cruising.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Unforgiven (1992)
Hopeful hired gun croaks.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Zipper neck saves Frankenstein.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American History X (1998)
Misinformed skinhead sees light.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Armageddon (1998)
Buscemi straps on nuke.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Casablanca (1942)
Holiday away from Nazis.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Con Air (1997)
Cage, Malkovich clash mercilously.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Hunting buddies turn soldiers.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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G.I. Jane (1997)
Big boobed SEAL babe.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Cusack, Driver reunion hi-jinx.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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High Anxiety (1977)
Kamikaze pigeons ruin suit.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)
PMS brings tha Devil.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Jackie Brown (1997)
DeNiro caps mouthy Fonda.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Knockaround Guys (2001)
Wannabe wiseguys wildly wank.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Manhunter (1986)
Manical Moon murderer marauds.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Maverick (1994)
Clarovoiant card player wins.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Predator (1987)
Apollo Creed looses arm.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Rain Man (1988)
Eat pancakes, play blackjack.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Se7en (1995)
Spacey spaces Pitt out.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Swordfish (2001)
Unbelievably unbelievable hacker hack.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie rides Harley Fatboy.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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The Jackal (1997)
Jack Black loses limbs.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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