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Atomic era gore hound.
Reviews by 'crochus'
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Peter Pan (2003)
Neverland. Scary- like Michael's.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Love Actually (2003)
Insipid Christmas procreative muddle.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Spider (2002)
Half-way house mumble fiesta.
Sep 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Anaconda (1997)
Big snake outacts humans.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
War insanity aptly depicted.
Feb 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Aged nude charity strip.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Days Of Thunder (1990)
Kidman. Brain surgeon? PLEASE!
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
High Fidelity (2000)
Vinyl Nazis seek love.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Violence distorts religious meaning.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
BMX Bandits (1983)
Kiddy Kidman sparkles.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Crazy/Beautiful (2001)
Wild gal tempts student.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Danny Deckchair (2003)
Twit drifts from reality.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
Barbie goes to Washington.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Magdalene Sisters, The (2002)
Nuns torment washer women.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mambo Italiano (2003)
Canadian gay torment.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Hillbilly music saves Earth.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Notting Hill (1999)
Roberts pouts. Grant bores.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Nugget, The (2002)
Friendships dissolve over nugget.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
The Medallion (2003)
Jackie Chan becomes immortal.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
200 Motels (1971)
Music tour prompts nihilism.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Queens traverse Aussie outback.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Ravich completely wastes Depp.
Jan 7, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Best In Show (2000)
Dogs lead humans around.
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chicago (2002)
Nonpareil theatrical dance experience.
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chopper (2000)
Psycho crim terrifies inmates.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Chuck's fantasies run riot.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Corpse Vanishes, The (1942)
Science rejuvinates aging wife.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cosi (1996)
Clever meshed opera plot.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Love story with appendage.
Mar 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dick (1999)
School girls unzip Dick.
Dec 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dirty Deeds (2002)
Sydney crims outwit Yanks.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Duets (2000)
Karaoke to die for.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Elf (2003)
Large Elf re-ignites Xmas.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fat Pizza (2003)
Irreverent pizza delivery satire.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fighting Temptations, The (2003)
Outcasts re-sanctify choir.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Nude restoration of self-esteem.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Garage Days (2002)
Garage dreams; Domesticity crumbles.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Grunt! The Wrestling Movie (1985)
Wrestling versus soap opera.
Mar 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hours, The (2002)
Depressing triple time zones.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Identity (2003)
Lonely motel stalk-fest.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Sexist bloated blonde joke.
Oct 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Lenny (1974)
Unpleasant comic ends unpleasantly.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Longest Yard, The (1974)
Crims smash footballing warders.
Mar 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
M (1951)
Mob stalk serial-killer.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mad About Mambo (2000)
Billy Elliott goes Belfast.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Malcolm (1986)
Getaway car divides itself.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Man In The White Suit, The (1951)
Invention promises threadbare prospects.
Nov 20, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Monster From Green Hell (1957)
Wasps mutate into flesh-eaters.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ned Kelly (1970)
Jagger's lips dominate screen.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Night We Called It A Day, The (2003)
Media destroys Sinatra's tour.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Nothing But Trouble (1991)
Valkenvanian tourist-Hell trap.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Stolen bike triggers quest.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Phone Booth (2002)
Phone call road rage.
May 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pirate Movie, The (1982)
Friendly, happy, singing pirates.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Porridge (1979)
Gentle prison guru triumphs.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ripley's Game (2002)
Evil puppet master corrupts.
Jun 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Roadie (1980)
Roadie leaves on quest.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Robots (2005)
Tin boy makes good.
Jul 6, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Rutles, The (1978)
Fake group ROCKS.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sahara (1943)
Wartime desperate water dispute.
Jan 10, 2008
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(1)
Selena (1997)
Jo-Lo attempts realism.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shrek (2001)
Green guy seeks romance.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Something's Gotta Give (2003)
Old farts overlook wrinkles.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Sordid Lives (2000)
White-trash sexuality muddle.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Stepmonster (1993)
Step-mother turns carnivorous.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Driven personality sweeps trash.
Feb 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Heavy musoes' tour nightmares.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Three Stooges, The (2000)
Stooges stooged by studio.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Topsy-Turvy (1999)
Japanese exhibition saves partnership.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Under Milk Wood (1972)
Lush glimpse of Llareggub.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Undertaking Betty (2002)
Scenery to die for.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Teenage shrew truly tamed.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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25th Hour (2002)
Drug dealer dawdles jailward.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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3000 Miles To Graceland (2001)
Elvi hoist Las Vegas.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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About Schmidt (2002)
Retiree seeks life's meaning.
May 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Adventures Of Barry McKenzie, The (1972)
Showing Poms Aussie kulture.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Alex And Emma (2003)
Author rewrites life's path.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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All About Eve (1950)
Eve exploits all.
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Animal Farm (1954)
Pigs take over world.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Alien seed carrier electrifried.
Sep 10, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Female fantasy wish fulfillment.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bad Eggs (2003)
Bad cops seek redemption.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Barton Fink (1991)
Fire cures writer's block.
Sep 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Basic (2003)
Jungle training exposes machinations.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Beach, The (2000)
Scenic, interminable love triangle.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Soccer gal's fame quest.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Big Daddy (1999)
Big kid trains child.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Big Fish (2003)
Monster truthful lies.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Blaze (1989)
Stripper gets her governor.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Blob, The (1958)
Blob out-acts McQueen.
Sep 2, 2007
Unscored
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Blood Work (2002)
Oldie bypasses failed health.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Boot, Das (1981)
Wartime, dank, entombed epic.
May 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bound (1996)
Lesbians heist Mob's money.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Brain From Planet Arous, The (1957)
Brain absorbs living creatures.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Bride Of The Monster (1955)
Twelve condensed into ONE.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bring It On (2000)
Pom Pom wars.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Broadway Danny Rose (1984)
Minor show-biz agent's lament.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Jim is god. True.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Pee-wee soars, Buffy fumbles.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Basketball teaches loser wisdom.
Sep 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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