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Reviews by 'Deluxe'
Current status of
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with a total of
448
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
16 years for this?!
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(28)
Cradle 2 The Grave (2003)
Audience 2 the exit.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(22)
Final Destination 2 (2003)
Last time wasn't final?
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(16)
Mission... Kill, The (1987)
Mission... leave cinema, the.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(15)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
You'll only watch once.
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(15)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Old fuckers fly kites.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(14)
Ali (2001)
Sadly not the greatest.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(11)
Independence Day (1996)
Americans think America = World!
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(11)
Memento (2000)
Manipulative bitch, hides pens.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Transexual, wholesome family fun.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Sleepless In Seattle (1993)
Not sleepless in cinema.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(9)
Scorpion King, The (2002)
Anagram: Cringe, pooh, stink.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Pianist, The (2002)
Instrumental virtuosity saves Jew.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Schindler's List (1993)
Jewish fate, hopelessly resisted.
Jan 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
The Package (1989)
Hackman AND Jones! SOS!
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Spider-Man (2002)
September 11th moral bollocks!
Jan 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Fantasia (1940)
Fascist corporation creates classic.
Jan 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Lust, greed, revenge... seafood.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Hanks can't piss properly.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Lust, blood and poney-tails.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Lion King, The (1994)
Lions sponsor imperiocapitalist hierarchy.
Jan 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Matrix, The (1999)
Disguises hollowness with confusion.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Net, The (1995)
Boring fuck's identity... deleted!
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Titanic (1997)
Misfit proletarian wins heart.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
10 reasons to miss!
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Absent Minded Professor, The (1961)
'Flubber' without Williams- phew.
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Abyss, The (1989)
Sci-Fi bollocks is abyss-mal.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Americans named. Somalians irrelevant.
Jan 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Blind woman murders wanker.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Eight Men Out (1988)
Bribed bastards blight baseball.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Stealing WORSE than sex!
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Lagaan: Once Upon A Time In India (2001)
Colonial bastards are stumped.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Tom Jones sings regardless.
Jan 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Bad books beckon Beelzebub.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Quarterback Princess (1983)
Girl power, football-style.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Thunderpants (2002)
Fat shit fuels NASA.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Trapeze (1956)
Burt's unproven acrobatic claim.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
What Women Want (2000)
Gibson suffers menstrual visions.
Jan 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)
Ay Carumba... michoe masturabate.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
African Queen, The (1951)
Allnut attacks German imperialists.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
American Pie (1999)
Nadia undresses for loser.
Jan 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Stolen from Herzog's 'Aguirre'.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Afro-American policeman, bends rules.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Boot, Das (1981)
Ironic ending (on land!)
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Braveheart (1995)
Gibson missed history lessons.
Jan 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Closer You Get, The (2000)
Irish lads send advertisement.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Cool Runnings (1993)
Overly sentimental rasta bollocks.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Dracula: Dead And Loving It (1995)
Obvious spoof really 'bites'.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Misfit Edward cuts things.
Jan 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Enigma Of Kaspar Hauser, The (1974)
Bruno epitomises 'wise fool'.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Polluting bastards get comeuppance.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Socio-economically 'philosophical' boy's film.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Flubber (1997)
Bouncing rubber saves day.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Heart Of Glass (1976)
Glassmaker dies. Community shattered.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Highlander: Endgame (2000)
Immortal film, is dead.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Ice Age (2002)
Cool animation for kids.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Many cups: One fuck-up!
Feb 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Inspector Calls, An (1954)
Priestley play: social warning.
Feb 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Disaster and demanding.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Michael Collins (1996)
Irish rebels, start trouble.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Heath Ledger shoots himself.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mr. Nanny (1993)
Hulk is kids' bodyguard.
Jan 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Old School (2003)
Ageing bastards 'relive' college.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Percy (1971)
Bloke gets new penis.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Travolta bears wholesome mullet.
Jan 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Run Lola Run (1998)
De ja vu- thrice!
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Shaft (2000)
Black equals cool, apparently.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Robbins goes to jail.
Jan 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Shipping News, The (2001)
Anagram: When pigs spin!
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Sniper (1993)
Man, rifle...THAT'S IT!
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Insurrection? Writers need resurrection!
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Starman (1984)
Widow's husband returns- suspect.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Titanic (1997)
Man falls onto propellor!
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
U-571 (2000)
Inaccurate, plagiarised, clich�d action.
Jan 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Idiot Cruise abandons Diaz!
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Volcano (1997)
Lava fun. People run.
Jan 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Wayne's World (1992)
Bohemian Rhapsody sung badly.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Herzog's r�le, luckily minor.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
12:01 PM (1990)
59 minutes forever repeating.
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Abominable Dr. Phibes, The (1971)
Doctors suffer Doctor's revenge.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Aguirre: The Wrath Of God (1972)
Kinski leads death trip.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Aguirre: The Wrath Of God (1972)
Megalomaniac left with nothing.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Aguirre: The Wrath Of God (1972)
Spanish conquistadors speak German.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Amistad (1997)
Slaves put on trial.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Anglaise Et Le Duc, L' (2001)
Utterly boring antonymic 'romance'.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Banger Sisters, The (2002)
Old slappers revive youth.
Feb 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Beethoven's 2nd (1993)
Loveable mutt finds slut.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
'Dude' mistaken for millionaire.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Disfuntional youths, phone booths.
Feb 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Film questions life's preciousness.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blind Rage (1978)
Most unbelievable heist. Blind?
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Typical Moore- revelations galore!
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Carry On Spying (1964)
Cracking clever comedic capers.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Clara's Heart (1988)
Poor housekeeper meets family.
Mar 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Corpse Vanishes, The (1942)
Malicious dwarf, brutish moron.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Crazy (2000)
Kids spunk on biscuit.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Crossroads (2002)
Little girls hit road.
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Death Kiss, The (1932)
Actors become murder suspects.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Die Hard (1988)
40 stories? Sheer adventure?
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Dirty Deeds (2002)
Australian gangsters get dirty.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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