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Reviews by 'Flashlight'
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Movie buff
with a total of
57
reviews published to date.
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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
'Teenwolf': The college years.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
St. Elmo's Fire (1985)
Brat pack swan song.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Marnie (1964)
Freud + Hedren = total bullshit.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Mr. Deeds (2002)
Needs to inherit funniness!
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Ordinary People (1980)
White people being melodramatic.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Training Day (2001)
Cop makes criminals trustworthy.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Marshmallow ravages New York.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Grand Hotel (1932)
Barrymore brothers break hearts.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Brando butters her up.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Moonstruck (1987)
Wow, Cher didn't suck.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Damon craps on vacation.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
'Vertigo', 'La Jetee' combined.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Two Of A Kind (1983)
'Grease' leads reunite, unfortunately.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)
'Taxi Driver', but sappy?
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Quit job, covet twits.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blood Simple (1984)
Cheated husband won't die!
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Body Heat (1981)
Florida heat influences Hurt.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bubble Boy (2001)
Political correctness ends here.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Can't Buy Me Love (1987)
Forgoes telescope, buys popularity.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Clueless (1995)
Jane Austen for teenagers.
Dec 31, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Elizabeth (1998)
Naivete gets royal treatment.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Grifters, The (1990)
Girlfriend ruins con genealogy.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
How To Steal A Million (1966)
Art heist with style.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Incredible Shrinking Woman, The (1981)
Household product downsizes housewife.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Ode to Pam Grier.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Judgment At Nuremberg (1961)
Dietrich recalls happier Germany.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mannequin (1987)
Kim Cattrall as Galatea.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mildred Pierce (1945)
Bygone era's Jerry Springer.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Rear Window (1954)
Voyeurism brings couple closer.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ring, The (2002)
Diminishes own rental sales.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Serendipity (2001)
Postponed romance- pathetic plot.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Straw Dogs (1971)
Peckinpah orchestrates forced machismo.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Teen Wolf (1985)
Fangs: Part of puberty.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)
Journalists find monster hostel.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Two For The Road (1967)
Charming couple endures detours.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Sexuality freaks out parents.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Witness (1985)
'Serpico' in Lancaster County.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
A Soldier's Daughter Never Cries (1998)
Merchant, Ivory go modern.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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All Of Me (1984)
Cohabitation in one body.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Porn industry's first epic.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Buffalo 66 (1998)
Gallo's style-laden once off.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Carrie (1976)
Menstrual cycle, blood bath.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Citizen Ruth (1996)
Abortion: All about politics.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
Manipulative bastard atones sins.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Freaky Friday (1976)
Mom and daughter switcheroo.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Frenzy (1972)
Necktie murders on Thames.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Hannibal (2001)
Unrealistic evolution for Starling.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Ice Storm, The (1997)
Sexual revolution corrupts families.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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In A Lonely Place (1950)
Paranoia creates sublime suspense.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Kids (1995)
Nineties' version of 'Porky's'.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Kindergarten Cop (1990)
'Terminator' meets Horace Mann.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Over The Edge (1979)
Bad kids destroy school.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Poltergeist (1982)
Television kidnaps little girl.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Real Genius (1985)
Science project with balls.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Running On Empty (1988)
Revolutionary hippies' family disintegrates.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Serpico (1973)
Anti-corruption crusade cultivates crime.
Jan 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Xanadu (1980)
Muse inspires hack artist.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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