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Reviews by 'Brad Katt'
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with a total of
47
reviews published to date.
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Blazing Saddles (1974)
Gun with the wind.
May 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(23)
Se7en (1995)
Kevin gives Brad head.
May 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(22)
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
A star is brawn.
May 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(16)
Notting Hill (1999)
West London ethnically cleansed.
May 19, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Emma (1996)
Austen rips off 'Clueless'.
May 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
The joy of specs.
May 18, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Kind Hearts And Coronets (1949)
Fop tops top toffs.
May 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
A Borg is star.
May 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Enigma (2001)
Surprise! Hollywood erases Turing.
May 18, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Four Rooms (1995)
...all of them empty.
May 21, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Magnolia (1999)
Standard cathartic amphibians flick.
May 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
NRA guy invents Passover.
May 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Triumph Of The Will (1935)
Chaplin lookalike draws crowds.
May 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
House explodes, v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y.
May 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
English skunks? Cretinous Yanks!
May 18, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Casablanca (1942)
Barman sees off plane.
May 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham... (2001)
Fat kid turns studmuffin.
May 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Ordinary People (1980)
Ordinary, rather rich, people...
May 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Rear Window (1954)
Draw curtains before murdering.
May 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Closet case wins race.
May 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Cujo (1983)
Dog pants. Film? Pants.
May 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
Carefully Realised Artistic Project.
May 19, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Family snubs songfest organisers.
May 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Velvet Goldmine (1998)
Yank hilariously misrepresents Seventies.
May 18, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Vertigo (1958)
Nutter picks girlfriend's outfit.
May 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Postal delay buggers teens.
May 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Bush disrupts police procedure.
May 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blow Up (1966)
Body ruins park snap.
May 19, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Braveheart (1995)
English execute blue homophobe.
May 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Diva (1981)
Postie pirates weighty warbler.
May 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Last Year In Marienbad (1961)
Nobs vague about holidays.
May 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Seventh Seal, The (1957)
Chess scam scuppers Swede.
May 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wild Things (1998)
Features Bacon's todger, fortunately.
May 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Stanley's joke on Steven.
May 18, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Amadeus (1984)
Barking tunesmith offs competition.
May 19, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Nutboy slices mumbling baldy.
May 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Arthur (1981)
Millionaire hiccups. A lot.
May 19, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Rubber fetishist's adoption problems.
May 18, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Brief Encounter (1945)
Posh pair miss shag.
May 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Death In Venice (1971)
Tightass muso turns stalker.
May 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Glum boy can't croak.
May 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Jack lobotomised infinitely preferable.
May 18, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Pearl Harbor (2001)
War grave arcade game.
May 19, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Prick Up Your Ears (1987)
Jealous slaphead hammers boyfriend.
May 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Psycho (1960)
Lonely trannie cleans bathroom.
May 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Showgirls (1995)
All that Verhoeven allows...
May 19, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Streetcar Named Desire, A (1951)
Bowler bonks bonkers belle.
May 19, 2002
Scored 4/5
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