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Reviews by 'Steve'
Current status of
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with a total of
250
reviews published to date.
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Birds, The (1963)
Close encounters; bird kind.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(19)
One Hour Photo (2002)
A creepy Kodak moment.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(18)
American Beauty (1999)
Bening's poked, Spacey's toked.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Flock of the Irish.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Keep your eyes shut.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Showgirls (1995)
Show girls, roll credits.
May 7, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(8)
On The Waterfront (1954)
Script definitely a contender!
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Supergirl (1984)
Superhero... with a period.
May 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Pirates want Swann's booty.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Punisher, The (2004)
See Jane kick ass.
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Shadow Of A Doubt (1943)
Throw Uncle From Train.
May 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(6)
U-571 (2000)
True story gets torpedoed.
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
What Lies Beneath (2000)
Bad script lies beneath.
May 7, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Freaky Friday (2003)
Couple swapping, Disney style.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
S.W.A.T. (2003)
Soldier Wannabees Assault Team.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Strangers On A Train (1951)
Couple swapping, Hitchcock style.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Recruit, The (2003)
Farrell gets NOCed up.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
American President, The (1995)
Lobbyist joins President's 'staff'.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Wake, tell weather, repeat.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Knockaround Guys (2001)
Junior mobsters blow job.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
XXx (2002)
Action runs on Diesel.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Core, The (2003)
Bore to the core!
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Surfs up Liberty's skirt.
Oct 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Human Stain, The (2003)
Hopkins' deep, 'dark' secret.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Red Dragon (2002)
'Tooth' gets lead filling.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Rock Star (2001)
Wahlberg's only musical success.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Second slice still satisfies.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Bourne without a name.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Conterfeit king gets 'check'mated.
May 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
In-Laws, The (2003)
Are the in-laws outlaws?
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Superman (1978)
Kent's dense, Lane's plain.
May 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Trouble With The Curve (2012)
Million dollar maybe.
Mar 28, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wrong Turn (2003)
Road rules, hillbilly style.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Anger Management (2003)
Jack sessions relax Waterboy.
Oct 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003)
Butler opens Jolie's box.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
A boatload of Bullock.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Falling Down (1993)
Michael Douglas goes postal!
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Ghost Ship (2002)
A ship of ghouls.
May 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Identity (2003)
Guess the killing guest.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
New Year's Eve (2011)
Ball drops, movie flops.
Apr 14, 2013
Unscored
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(3)
Truth About Charlie, The (2002)
Truth about Wahlberg's career.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
About Schmidt (2002)
Nicholson impresses; Bates undresses.
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
McClane plays Simon Says.
Apr 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
It Happened One Night (1934)
Brat becomes writer's 'scoop'.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Berry bares her berries.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Air Force One (1997)
POTUS ejects excess baggage.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Brewster's Millions (1985)
Minor league, major bucks.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Dude, back to future.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Confidence (2003)
King's men none Weisz-er.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
Jailbird flies the coop.
May 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Fictional characters group fucked.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Missing, The (2003)
Grandpa Jones gets Wood.
Dec 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Phenomenon (1996)
Strange light, Travolta's bright?
Jun 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Phone Booth (2002)
Keifer makes loco call.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)
Please arrest the writers.
May 6, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Rich Man's Wife, The (1996)
Husband dies, wife connives.
Jun 5, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Swimming Pool (2003)
Nympho's wet before diving.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Two Girls And A Guy (1997)
Downey's Graham of blow.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
8MM (1999)
Snuff: stuff or bluff?
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Amistad (1997)
Freedom isn't always free.
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Black Snake Moan (2006)
Chain's tight, Ricci's not.
Jul 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Boiler Room (2000)
Throw Affleck in boiler.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Stereotypes learn about stereotyping.
May 2, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Blokes, tokes and jokes.
May 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
True Lies (1994)
Arnie's last good movie.
May 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Doc pulls a train.
May 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
Morris escapes jailhouse 'Rock'.
May 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Asleep in 60 Seconds.
Apr 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Home Alone (1990)
Dumb parents, dumber criminals.
May 2, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Spade gets the bird.
May 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Panic Room (2002)
Foster nails three stooges.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Sessions, The (2012)
Crip dips Hunt's cunt.
Apr 28, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Statement, The (2003)
The quiet French vichyman.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Surviving Christmas (2004)
Christmas with the 'rents.
Jan 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Abandon (2002)
Plot's hazy, Katie's crazy.
May 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
McFly creates alternative universe.
May 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Barbershop (2002)
Cube's 'cutting edge' comedy.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Breaking The Waves (1996)
Hussy's humping heals husband?
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Kiss was worth it.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dreamers, The (2003)
Twins relate in '68.
Feb 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Trio seek buried treasure.
May 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
In Crowd, The (2000)
One cold hearted bitch.
Jul 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Pit And The Pendulum (1961)
Poe's funky cold Medina.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002)
Half-caste: Australian for kidnapped.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Scream 3 (2000)
We've screamed already.
May 7, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Trapped (2002)
Doc's wife slices Bacon.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Abyss, The (1989)
Divers discover sub-oceanic species.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Anything Else (2003)
Ricci ducks Biggs's Woody.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Apollo 13 (1995)
To moon or bust.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Basic (2003)
'Pulps' bust Army Cartel.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Beach, The (2000)
DiCaprio equals paradise lost.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Big Momma's House (2000)
Fed 'crosses' the line.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Big Momma's House (2000)
Momma's flashlight pokes Long.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Scottish history Hollywood style.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Doc Jones seeks stone.
May 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Levity (2003)
Shooter aims for redemption.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Next Friday (2000)
Not 'Friday' without Tucker.
May 3, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Paradine Case, The (1947)
Dame Pecks her poison.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Pieces Of April (2003)
Katie's bird gets cooked.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002)
Girls walk, mentality shocks!
Oct 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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