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Reviews by 'J. Alexander McGregor'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
211
reviews published to date.
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nut screws washer, bolts.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(44)
Misery (1990)
Writer suffers wooden block.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Being There (1979)
A retarded president?... Never!?
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Westworld (1973)
Brynner is...THE STETSONATOR!
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Scot runs for God.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Jew runs for glory.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Lost In Translation (2003)
A Nippon tuck relationship.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
'I am your Fakhir!'
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Barbarella (1968)
Best Zero-G strip... EVER!
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
The ultimate head fuck.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
What the fuck...! Vampires?
Jan 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
I Am Legend (2007)
Will..I..Am.
Feb 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Old Yeller (1957)
Poor Yeller. Beautifully shot...
Jul 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Weird Science (1985)
Internet porn, only better!
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
250 guys on crack.
Jul 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(5)
8 Mile (2002)
'Rocky' as rap star.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Caligula (1979)
Veni, VD, Vici.
Jun 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Howard The Duck (1986)
A rather bill-ious movie.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Tale of the unexpected.
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Thinner (1996)
Curse beats Slim Fast!
Mar 31, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
50 First Dates (2004)
50 crap unfunny dates.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Play those funky mice...
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Busty Cops (2003)
Boob 'em, Dano!
Apr 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Ice Age (2002)
Start from Scrat.
Jun 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Film with no brains.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Naked Lawyers (1996)
Dis-clothe-ure.
Jul 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Patriot, The (2000)
Gibson hates English. Again!
Aug 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Rocky (1976)
Punchy chump almost wins.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Rocky II (1979)
Punchy chump does win!
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Rocky III (1982)
Punchy chump loses belt.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Wooden acting.
Sep 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Amigos have Dusty Bottoms.
Jun 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
8 Mile (2002)
Top notch rapsody (sic).
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Back To The Future (1985)
A 1.21 jiggawatt movie!
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Backdraft (1991)
Cracking cast, crackling film.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bambi (1942)
Doe died, dear.
Jun 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dead Zone, The (1983)
Lengthy coma brings gift.
Mar 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Blame IKEA for insanity.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Fuck (2005)
WARNING may contain fucks.
Apr 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Haine, La (1995)
Fantastic, Gallic, tragic, magic.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
I Am Legend (2007)
Will saves world's bacon.
Feb 7, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Franchise Goes To Hell.
Jan 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Killer Nun (1979)
The Slaying Nun.
Oct 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Heretical? Blasphemous? Bloody funny!
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Love Actually (2003)
Loving Brit Christmas, actually.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
Eye, ear, mind candy.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Python Bowls them over.
Apr 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Phone Booth (2002)
Cold calling, cold killing.
May 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Robert Having His Nipple Pierced (1971)
Bobby Booby Bauble!
Oct 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Rocky IV (1985)
Punchy chump ends communisim.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Rocky V (1990)
Punchy chump sours franchise.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Satan ploughs Farrow.
Aug 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Running Man (1987)
'Rollerball' for MTV generation.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Stuart Little (1999)
Squeaky clean family fun.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Superman III (1983)
Superman! Without the 'Super'.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
Not so super, man.
Feb 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Zipped his doo dahs!
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Thumbelina (1994)
Wee She.
Oct 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Tootsie (1982)
Dustin Hoffwoman.
Aug 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Keeping up with 'Klopeks.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Amigos have Lucky Day.
Jun 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (1997)
Another Pesci headcase.
Jan 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Wanky, pervy, lusty Spacey.
Mar 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Fox is his children.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Backbeat (1994)
The forgotten Beatle, remembered.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Big (1988)
Rites of passage, sooner.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Automaton Sam Spade investigates.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
True horror without gore.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Top drawer teen rebellion.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Brewster's Millions (1985)
Monty must spend millions.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Chicago (2002)
Richard Gere embarasses himself.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Very funny in Patches.
Jul 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fight Club (1999)
He's him!?
Jun 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gandhi (1982)
Nappy wearer rules, passively.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Get Shorty (1995)
Gandolfini plays crap gangster!?
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
GoodFellas (1990)
Starring Rat Liotta.
Nov 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Halloween (1978)
Twisted kid slays sister.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Hot Millions (1968)
Ustinov in fine form.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
In The Heat Of The Night (1967)
Eventual Southern racial harmony.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
It Could Happen To You (1994)
Love life, a lotto.
Oct 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Jason X (2001)
Jason Embarasses Himself IX.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Had him in stitches.
Jun 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Leonard Nimoy: Star Trek Memories (1983)
To lose the Trek.
Aug 5, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Longest Most Meaningless Movie In The World, The (1970)
47 hours too long.
Nov 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
The Architect explains all?
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
The Matrix Scores Hatrix.
Aug 16, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Wayward wagons whack women.
Mar 31, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Funniest armoured dance number.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Net, The (1995)
Identity crisis for Bullock.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
A brioche with death.
Oct 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Watch them 'gaytors!
Aug 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Ginger whinger in pink.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Quiet Man, The (1952)
The wild colonial returns.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Hick Nic nicks kid.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Punchy chump misses wife.
May 31, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Chong hearts Schlongs.
Mar 23, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Double shovel? Nighyty Nighy!
Apr 27, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Evil warden kills justice.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sideways (2004)
With grape power, cums...
Jul 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
They forgot fucking birthday!
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
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