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Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Runaway Dunaway adorin' Warren.
Aug 7, 2008
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Dead Ringers (1988)
Paradox: pair o' docs.
Aug 7, 2008
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(9)
My Fair Lady (1964)
Rex bedecks tawdry Audrey.
Jul 10, 2008
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(8)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Three 'women'; two boobs.
Jul 5, 2008
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(8)
Wait Until Dark (1967)
Kind blind mind maligned.
Jul 18, 2008
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(7)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Worst Hearst thirst cursed.
Aug 7, 2008
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(6)
Tommy (1975)
Ex-teen queen's bean scene.
Jul 7, 2008
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(6)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Kurtz deserts, Sheen keen.
Aug 7, 2008
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(5)
Psycho (1960)
Janet snuffed, Mother stuffed.
Aug 7, 2008
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(5)
Tom Jones (1963)
Skinny Finney MUST lust...
Jul 19, 2008
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(5)
Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Mature couture peril Meryl.
Jul 14, 2008
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(4)
Motel Hell (1980)
Gory Rory smokes folks.
Jul 16, 2008
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(4)
Red Dawn (1984)
Kids rid Commie tsunami.
Jul 11, 2008
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(4)
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
'On Slasher, On Dancer...!'.
Jul 12, 2008
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(4)
Sweet Charity (1969)
Girly Shirley surely squirrely!
Jul 8, 2008
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(4)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Are you my Momm-E?
Aug 7, 2008
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(3)
Jules And Jim (1962)
Moreau menage-a-trois: awesome threesome.
Jul 5, 2008
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(3)
King And I, The (1956)
Yul Kerr to dance!
Jul 7, 2008
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(3)
Persepolis (2007)
Growing pains (Persian version).
Jul 11, 2008
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(3)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Bruce's an unlucky stiff.
Aug 7, 2008
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(3)
Babette's Feast (1987)
Babette's debt abets fete.
Jul 18, 2008
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(2)
Belle De Jour (1967)
Deneuve: hooker or housewife?
Jul 6, 2008
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(2)
Black Narcissus (1947)
Sensual, sinister 'Sister Act'.
Aug 7, 2008
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(2)
Chicago (2002)
Roxie balks; she 'walks'!
Jul 7, 2008
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(2)
Chinatown (1974)
Gittes gets slit, threat.
Aug 7, 2008
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(2)
Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)
Plastered bastard consumin' human.
Jul 18, 2008
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(2)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Calmer bomber, Dil's pickle.
Aug 7, 2008
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(2)
Frida (2002)
Highbrow unibrow.
Jul 14, 2008
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(2)
Magdalene Sisters, The (2002)
Sisters' quandary: dirty laundry.
Jul 20, 2008
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(2)
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Incest-addled Raymond aims true.
Jul 5, 2008
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(2)
On The Waterfront (1954)
Pretender contender gender defender.
Jul 12, 2008
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(2)
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Squalor scholar's low-down showdown.
Aug 7, 2008
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(2)
Polyester (1981)
Francine: fanzine Hunter's hunted.
Jul 22, 2008
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(2)
Star Is Born, A (1937)
Gaynor gainer; Norman pain.
Jul 8, 2008
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(2)
Star Is Born, A (1954)
Mason jars Judy's garlands.
Jul 7, 2008
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(2)
WALL-E (2008)
Futuristic compactor fantastic actor!
Jul 6, 2008
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(2)
All About Eve (1950)
Beware suck-ups! Margo prevails.
Jul 5, 2008
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(1)
All That Jazz (1979)
Glider Scheider smokes, croaks.
Jul 13, 2008
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(1)
Angels & Insects (1995)
Beetles needle, insect incest.
Oct 3, 2008
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(1)
Barry Lyndon (1975)
Meet elite? Ryan tryin'.
Jul 23, 2008
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Slacker's trackers misconstrued Dude.
Jul 14, 2008
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Black Orpheus (1959)
Carnival recasts Greek myth.
Jun 29, 2008
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Blade Runner (1982)
Future invoked, replicants provoked.
Jul 11, 2008
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(1)
Cabaret (1972)
Liza: luscious lithesome libertine.
Jul 5, 2008
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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Cavalier chocolatier combats brats.
Aug 7, 2008
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(1)
Dreamgirls (2006)
Theme: team's 'Supremes' dream.
Jul 11, 2008
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(1)
Dune (1984)
Space, guile, spice, Kyle!
Aug 7, 2008
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(1)
Guys And Dolls (1955)
Prankster gangsters roil goyls.
Jul 18, 2008
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(1)
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Peewee Kiwis obsess, transgress.
Jul 23, 2008
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(1)
High Noon (1952)
Kane cans killer Miller.
Jul 11, 2008
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(1)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Slim chances? Slim WHITMAN!
Jul 11, 2008
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(1)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Betty cries; Diane dies.
Aug 7, 2008
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(1)
Pal Joey (1957)
Shady lady banks Frank.
Jul 18, 2008
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(1)
Pennies From Heaven (1981)
Misaddressed songfest freshens Depression.
Aug 7, 2008
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Romy And Michele's High School Reunion (1997)
Post-It: 'Underrated Bimbo Eruption'.
Jul 5, 2008
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(1)
Shining, The (1980)
'Redrum' bedlam; Jack's attack!
Jul 13, 2008
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(1)
Soylent Green (1973)
Inconvenient truth: 'People Chow'!
Jul 6, 2008
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Star 80 (1983)
Snider snidely rattin' Stratten.
Jul 8, 2008
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Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Bizarre star's boudoir abattoir.
Aug 7, 2008
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Brooding Todd's colluding facade.
Jul 11, 2008
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Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? (1966)
George, Martha sloshing tons.
Aug 7, 2008
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Mighty IT; Keir perseveres.
Jul 23, 2008
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Born Yesterday (1950)
'Ditz wits': Judy's holiday!
Aug 7, 2008
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Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Musicals enhance Bjork's blindness.
Jul 6, 2008
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Dogma (1999)
'Atheistic?' Hyperspiritual! Catholicism -- WOW!
Jul 5, 2008
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Handful Of Dust, A (1988)
Hell`s just the Dickens.
Sep 30, 2008
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Lenny (1974)
Dustin cussed in public!
Jul 8, 2008
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Road House (1989)
Bouncer pouncer renounced, trounced.
Sep 4, 2008
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Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)
Droppo�s floppo Christ-MESS present.
Jul 11, 2008
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