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Reviews by 'Joel Bass'
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Dark City (1998)
Like 'Matrix', but interesting.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Splash (1984)
Sleeping with the fish.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Sari gone, Adidas on.
May 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Lucas poops, everyone applauds.
May 19, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Magnolia (1999)
Aimee Mann's longest video.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Brazil (1985)
Monty Python does '1984'.
Apr 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Funniest crucifixion scene ever.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Tuppence causes bank collapse.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Matrix, The (1999)
Sci-fi for dummies.
May 10, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Powder (1995)
Bi-curious albino shocks town.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Quick Change (1990)
Perfect hold-up held up.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Spellbound (2002)
Tiny bell breaks hearts.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Big (1988)
Hanks sleeps on top.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Down By Law (1986)
Benigni screams, 'ice cream!'.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Fish sticks with family.
Jun 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Peasants debate political systems.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Quiet Earth, The (1985)
Physicist wakes up alone.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Lucas now half machine.
Apr 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Finally- spaceships flying silently!
Apr 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Unsatisfying pork by-product.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Cape Fear (1991)
Annoying family deserves stalker.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Lounge lizards- literally!
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Great metaphor for life.
May 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Jackie Brown (1997)
'Pulp Fiction's hip replacement.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Jerk, The (1979)
Sharecropper's sallow son succeeds.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Graffiti artist's Latin corrected.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Mississippi Masala (1991)
Denzel courts spicy southerner.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Arizona Quints become Quads.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Rushmore (1998)
Egomaniacal twerp woos teacher.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Time Bandits (1981)
Boring parents toast themselves.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Wiz, The (1978)
Dorothy fights the power.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
'2000 years later'?! Sucked.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Angel Heart (1987)
Height of Rourke's career.
Apr 27, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Back To The Future (1985)
Crispin Glover attempts coherency.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Comedian (2002)
Narcissists fish for compliments.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Conversation, The (1974)
Audiophile bugs chatty couple.
Jun 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dead Man (1995)
Depp dies slowly, colorlessly.
Jun 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Koyaanisqatsi (1982)
Trees 0, Humans 1.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Lucas could learn something.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Purple Rain (1984)
The thinking man's 'Flashdance'.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Remains Of The Day, The (1993)
Impeccable butler wastes life.
Apr 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Richard III (1995)
Fascists edge out Edwardians.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Sex, Lies, And Videotape (1989)
Wanker tapes women wanking.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Ewok 'Jub-Jub!' song horrific.
Apr 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Stranger Than Paradise (1984)
Chumps visit Cleveland, Florida.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Tootsie (1982)
Unemployed actor dons breasts.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Trekkies (1997)
Trek fans surprisingly watchable.
Apr 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
X2 (2003)
Dietary iron causes jailbreak.
May 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Humans trip alien alarms.
Oct 31, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Spielberg's tedious Oedipal fantasy.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Girlfriend drugged, dumped, forgotten.
Jun 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Philanthropist, slacker share name.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Planned obsolescence causes problems.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
TDK product placement backfires.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Brazil (1985)
Multilayered. Worth several viewings!
Apr 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chicago (2002)
Hollywood's self-congratulatory talent show.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Contender, The (2000)
Candidate takes high road.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Tough moral questions unsimplified.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Deep End, The (2001)
Protective mom goes overboard.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Defending Your Life (1991)
Streep aces judgement day.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Sellers plays Kissinger.
May 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ed Wood (1994)
Landau's Lugosi is heartbreaking.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Europa (1991)
Hero drowns on train.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Racist, sexist, French crap.
Apr 27, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Flashdance (1983)
Briefly popularized legwarmers.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Gandhi (1982)
Diapered man saves India.
May 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett rants at sunset.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Holes (2003)
Diggers lift family curse.
May 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hudsucker Proxy, The (1994)
Muncie simpleton wows Gotham.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ice Storm, The (1997)
Family self-destructs overnight.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
In-laws, The (1979)
CIA man extracts dentist.
May 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Bailey effects weather patterns?
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lone Star (1996)
Texas town reveals secrets.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Fellowship scattered, orcs splattered.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lovely & Amazing (2001)
Sisters' body-image struggles.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Moonlight Mile (2002)
Courtroom speech ends grieving?
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Mostly Martha (2001)
Gourmet chef's heart reheated.
May 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Notting Hill (1999)
Rhys Ifans steals show.
May 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Orlando (1992)
Immortal dude sprouts breasts.
May 11, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Outland (1981)
Asteroid miners surly, unhelpful.
May 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pleasantville (1998)
No beauty without chaos.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Poltergeist (1982)
Subdivision upon graveyard? Oops!
May 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Postman, The (1997)
Post-apocalyptic patriot delivers mail.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Quiz Show (1994)
Contestant sweats, reluctantly forgets.
May 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Schindler's List (1993)
Flawed German, saintly business.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Robots inadvertantly recruit hick.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Stop Making Sense (1984)
Byrne brings boom box.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Straight Story, The (1999)
David Lynch gets old.
Apr 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Time Bandits (1981)
Thieves exploit God's flaws.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Traffic (2000)
White powder travels north.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Witness (1985)
Big-hatted boy spies shooting.
May 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
You Can Count On Me (2000)
Siblings' childhood roles inescapable?
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
2010 (1984)
Jupiter thaws cold war.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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42 Up (1998)
Apted's seven-year itch.
May 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Geezer spins fantastic tale.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Am�lie (2001)
Pretty Parisian pranks pals.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Antonia's Line (1995)
Dutch grandma remembers family.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Apollo 13 (1995)
Moonwalker wannabes re-prioritize.
May 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Doc Brown goes Steampunk.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Backbeat (1994)
Beatle buddy blows brain.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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