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Reviews by 'Willy Weasel'
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Movie guru
with a total of
194
reviews published to date.
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101 Dalmatians (1996)
A failed coup DeVille.
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Fry me a liver.
Jul 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Fantasia (1940)
Mickey's stars and strifes.
May 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Office Space (1999)
I.T. Sad People.
May 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Fly me a slither.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Splash (1984)
Madi In Manhattan.
May 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Bridges over troubled daughter.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Mistaken identity satire nailed.
May 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Shoddy shepherds, phony fishermen.
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Terminator, The (1984)
Time travelling Tin Man.
Apr 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Carry On Camping Cowboy.
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
My Girl (1991)
Culkin's swarm feeling outside.
May 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Splash (1984)
Piscean playgirl flaunts fin.
May 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Bedknobs And Broomsticks (1971)
Medal-lion man is King.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Pinocchio (1940)
Cricket conscience proves positive.
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
4 Artists Paint 1 Tree: A Walt Disney 'Adventure In Art' (1964)
4rtistree.
Jun 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Babette's Feast (1987)
Lottery dinner, Oscar winner.
May 17, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Big Blue, The (1988)
Besson's breath-defying deep.
Aug 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Chatterbox (1977)
Clit chat.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Chatterbox (1977)
Grand Muff Talkin'.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Legging Sheep (1901)
Science of the Lambs.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Whirlwind romance, cerebral vortex.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Doubtful Mrs.
Jun 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Rainbow Coloured Disco Dancer, The (1983)
YMCA in ROYGBIV.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Spider-Man (2002)
Uncle Ben cooked quick.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
War In The Falklands (2002)
Maggie overseas General strike.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Breaking The Waves (1996)
Religion as mental illness.
Apr 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Cane Toads (1988)
Aussies hate fucking frogs.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cane Toads (1988)
Antipodean amphibian sweet love.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Deliverance (1972)
Burt and both Beattys.
Apr 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Free Willy 3: The Rescue (1997)
Last Willy and tentacle.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
Old flames burn Tucker.
Aug 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Krrish (2006)
Bhatt(man) & Roshan.
Jul 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Millionairess, The (1960)
Doctor shuns sexual healing.
May 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
No Trams To Lime Street (1959)
A Streetcar Named Demise.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Phir Hera Pheri (2006)
Two Smoking Bhajis.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Queen And The Queen Mother On The Palace Balcony Responding To The Call Of The Populace, The (1898)
Orange House balcony baloney.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Simpatico (1999)
Bridges over troubled Nolte.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Asps with altitude.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Troy (2004)
Paris has hilt-on.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
Mageriatrick.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Cruel' to be fined.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ellen: Resurrected.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Leg Lopumentary.
Jul 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Artist mellows homophobic neighbour.
May 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Breaking The Waves (1996)
Oil always love Jan.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Buffalo Soldiers (2001)
Supply clerk supplies narc.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Buffalo Soldiers (2001)
Horse in a tank.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Buffalo Soldiers (2001)
Stoned soldiers stab slowly.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Camilla: The Uncrowned Queen (2005)
Prince and the Porker.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chocolat (2000)
Sweet stranger en ville.
May 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Cinderella (1977)
Cinderella Got-er-fella.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Coming Out Of Scraping Machines And Cutting Off Heads (1901)
And Sow to Behead.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Demonstrating The Action Of The Chicago Pneumatic Shell Riveters On The Underside Of The Hull Of A Steel Vessel. Taken For The Chicago Pneumatic Tool Co. (1900)
Chicago Hulls steel show.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dog Factory (1904)
Rover plant makes dogs.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Bad bun' gets gun.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Spielberg's Speak & Spiel.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Parting the petals picture.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Flintstones: Wacky Inventions, The (1994)
Flintstones Present: Yesterday's World.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Frankenstein (1931)
Frankenstein sows patchwork guilt.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Free Willy (1993)
Kill(er) Will.
Jun 16, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995)
Kill(er) Will 2.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
Bates' fry-up bears fruit.
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ganjasaurus Rex (1987)
Jurassic Narc.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Garfield: A Tail Of Two Kitties (2006)
Mistaken identity satire tailed.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Gorillas In The Mist: The Story Of Dian Fossey (1988)
Apted directed, apes acted.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
White brothers' historic flight.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ken Dodd In The Dock (2002)
I see Dodd/Peters.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Little Voice (1998)
Minor bird mimics Marilyn.
May 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Little Voice (1998)
Buzby rings shy songbird.
May 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Little Voice (1998)
Big voice, little spender.
May 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lost Prince, The (2003)
If the crown 'fits'.
Jul 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Maid In Manhattan (2002)
Lo-pay Lopez.
Jun 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Maid In Manhattan (2002)
A Fiennes fairy-tale romance.
Jun 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Turner's Romancing the Brain.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Motorcycle Diaries, The (2004)
Locum motion in Peru.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mouse On The Mayflower (1968)
Puritan Plymothian pipsqueak's passage.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Party, The (1968)
Sellers samples another Indian.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Nip in the air.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Phir Hera Pheri (2006)
Pheri funny first sequel.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Piano, The (1993)
Joanna Dumbly - Piano Instrumental.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Purple Rain (1984)
Artist formerly into mauvies.
May 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Rainbow Coloured Disco Dancer, The (1983)
Spotty in spectrum spandex.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sign Of The Cross, The (1932)
Fiddling Nero.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sir Walter Raleigh (1925)
Imported potato, tobacco, Chopper.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Serpentine airline.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Song Remains the Same, The (1976)
Four Leds, four tales.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Spice World (1997)
Spice is not deep.
May 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Cable transfer via webmale.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Smart Alec makes Mark.
May 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Freestyling father hides history.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Tea With Mussolini (1999)
High Tea Bad People.
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Tea With Mussolini (1999)
Unknown benefactor Cher's wealth.
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Tea With Mussolini (1999)
Ladies: 'Shaddap you Race!'.
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Ratatatata on Bakalakadaka Street.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Masked turtles still recognisable.
Jun 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tennis Technique (1932)
In Tips We Serve.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Thriller (1983)
Plastic surgery victims boogie.
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
War In The Falklands (2002)
Harriers harass soldiers, sheep.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Watership Down (1978)
Bright Eyes, mushy tale.
May 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
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