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Reviews by 'Mr Hankey'
Current status of
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with a total of
131
reviews published to date.
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Incredible Hulk, The (2008)
Hulk not Ang-Lee.
Jul 3, 2008
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(4)
I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978)
Terrorist thwarted by lightning.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Just Like Heaven (2005)
Unconsciously Blonde.
Feb 23, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Walk The Line (2005)
Joaquin in rhythm.
Mar 16, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
'Hunka Hunka' Burning Mummy.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978)
Frenzy getting into Sullivan.
Sep 11, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978)
Nerd collects Paul's grass.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978)
Wendie Jo wins tickets.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978)
Beatles take New York.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Catholics and sacred sperm.
Sep 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Rear Window (1954)
Jimmy stumbles with Grace.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Bitten Britons become zombies.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Son Of The Mask (2005)
Wearing Mask affects sperms.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Superman Returns (2006)
Luthor needs new trains.
Jul 6, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Team America: World Police (2004)
World on a String.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Apparently, Terminators get old.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Risky 'alien' Business.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
2 Days In The Valley (1996)
Killer gives 60 seconds.
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
He's an okay lumberjack.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Bad News Bears (2005)
Many Kinnear testicle jokes.
Jan 13, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
New Batman defeats Darkman.
Jul 12, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Beyond The Sea (2004)
Darin dons many toupees.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Big Bad Mama (1974)
TJ Hooker cops Policewoman.
Aug 29, 2005
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(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys travel Hershey Highway.
Jan 6, 2006
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(1)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Elvis has broken pelvis.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Candy (1968)
Gardener Ringo takes Candy.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Joker lipstick all smeared.
Jul 14, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Icy walk to NYC.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Dazed And Confused (1993)
Ben chases freshmen boys.
Jan 5, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Finding Neverland (2004)
British crowd enjoys Peter.
Dec 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Flightplan (2005)
Husband has dynamite coffin.
Feb 15, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Hand That Rocks The Cradle, The (1992)
Rebecca has major postpartum.
Jan 24, 2006
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(1)
Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Asian stoner burger run.
Jul 20, 2005
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Harry's dream comes true.
Dec 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Help! (1965)
Beatles in the Bahamas.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Kicking & Screaming (2005)
Ditka sent for juice-box.
Mar 6, 2006
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(1)
Kicking & Screaming (2005)
Bing-Bong has two moms.
Mar 31, 2006
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(1)
Let It Be (1970)
Beatles give rooftop concert.
Oct 17, 2005
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(1)
Magic Christian, The (1969)
Cash grabbing in turd-pile.
Sep 14, 2005
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(1)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Whale eats wafer: KABOOM.
Sep 26, 2005
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(1)
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous (2005)
Battle at Treasure Island.
Aug 31, 2005
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(1)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Dog can't keep up.
Jul 14, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sahara (2005)
Matt helms desert adventure.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow (2004)
Law in the Jungle.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Sommersby (1993)
Jodie can't identify hubby.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Son Of Kong, The (1933)
Sonnova ....Ape!!
Sep 27, 2005
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(1)
Son Of The Mask (2005)
Not 'SMOKINNNN'', nor smoldering.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Captain seduces singing nun.
Feb 2, 2006
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(1)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Boy finally finds clitoris.
Aug 1, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Stalag 17 (1953)
Mr Phelps goes Nazi.
Sep 15, 2005
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin future: no legs.
Jun 11, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Bugs take out Argentina.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Jong helped by FAGS.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Three Stooges Meet Hercules, The (1962)
Stooges travel in time.
Aug 31, 2005
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(1)
Tyler Perry's Diary Of A Mad Black Woman (2005)
Madea pulls out pistol.
Sep 6, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Lennon sites Blue Meanies.
Sep 1, 2005
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(1)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Sperm buildup poster boy.
Jan 12, 2006
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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Andy has porn nightmare.
Jan 16, 2006
Unscored
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50 First Dates (2004)
Studying walruses in Hawaii??
Dec 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
50 First Dates (2004)
Short term love affair.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Aviator, The (2004)
Howard Hughes does Hollywood.
Jul 1, 2005
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Batman Begins (2005)
Batman's Hummer jostles Katie.
Aug 23, 2005
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Battlestar Galactica (1978)
Cylons destroy pesky humans.
Aug 31, 2005
Unscored
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Butt-Head's hard for Chelsea.
Aug 2, 2005
Unscored
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Bewitched (2005)
Uncle Arthur is imaginary.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bewitched (2005)
Nicole cast by nose.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Beyond The Sea (2004)
Darin and Dee's destinies.
Aug 15, 2005
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Beyond The Sea (2004)
Dreamloving Darin gets Dee.
Aug 16, 2005
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Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Reborn lion eats queen.
Jan 13, 2006
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Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Kids fulfill Narnian prophecy.
Jan 16, 2006
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Cinderella Man (2005)
Crowe fights Jethro's dad.
Jan 13, 2006
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Cloverfield (2008)
Camcorder survives nuclear bomb.
Jul 9, 2008
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Collateral (2004)
Going Cruising for bruising.
Aug 2, 2005
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Color Purple, The (1985)
Everyone calls Whoopi ugly.
Aug 9, 2005
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Color Purple, The (1985)
Whoopi takes a licking.
Aug 9, 2005
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Compleat Beatles, The (1984)
Let It Be - ended.
Oct 18, 2005
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Concert For George (2003)
Harrison's friends pay tribute.
Sep 9, 2005
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Fantastic Four (2005)
Three heroes, one flamer.
Jul 24, 2005
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Friday Night Lights (2004)
Billy-Bob told don't lose!!
Aug 30, 2005
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Friday Night Lights (2004)
Team gets Boobie replacement.
Aug 31, 2005
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Give My Regards To Broad Street (1984)
Paul searches for tapes.
Sep 10, 2005
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Golem, The (1920)
Jewish clay monster attacks.
Feb 19, 2006
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Hard Day's Night, A (1964)
Reality Show of Beatlemania.
Sep 1, 2005
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Hard Day's Night, A (1964)
Ringo strolls around village.
Sep 1, 2005
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Harry chews over Cho.
Dec 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Werewolves of Hogwarts, Harry-Ooo.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
High School Musical (2006)
Disney Channel's cash cow.
Nov 3, 2007
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Hoodwinked! (2005)
Andy Dick is Mastermind???
Jul 6, 2006
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Hulk (2003)
Betty likes 'em big.
Aug 23, 2005
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Jungle Book, The (1967)
Man-cub beats tiger.
Jan 27, 2010
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Just Friends (2005)
Faris takes a Tazer.
Jun 8, 2006
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Just Friends (2005)
Microwave mishap grounds plane.
Jun 8, 2006
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Just Like Heaven (2005)
Reese's spirit wants eviction.
Feb 22, 2006
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K-19: The Widowmaker (2002)
Sub movie sans torpedos.
May 12, 2006
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Kicking & Screaming (2005)
Ferrell saved by Italians.
Mar 3, 2006
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King Kong (2005)
Gentle-Kongs prefer blondes.
Jan 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
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King Kong (2005)
Naomi wants Kong love.
Jan 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Kissin' Cousins (1964)
Elvis plays dual roles.
Sep 18, 2005
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Kissin' Cousins (1964)
Elvis becomes a blonde.
Jan 23, 2006
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Ladder 49 (2004)
Firemen troll grocery store.
Mar 19, 2006
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