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Reviews by 'el guapo'
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with a total of
1497
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Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1939)
Ringin' in the Seine.
Jul 14, 2005
Unscored
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(35)
Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Chow maim.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
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(31)
Caligula (1979)
Saw, conquered then came.
Apr 24, 2005
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(30)
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Sean of the dead.
Apr 30, 2005
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(29)
Clones Of Bruce Lee, The (1977)
Attack of lee clones.
May 27, 2005
Unscored
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(27)
New York, New York (1977)
Sax and the city.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
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(25)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Keitel pimps Foster child.
Jun 27, 2005
Unscored
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(25)
Between Iraq And A Hard Place (2003)
Sheiken not kurd.
Apr 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Cage Aux Folles, La (1978)
From queer to paternity.
Nov 2, 2005
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(21)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
American Pi.
Sep 19, 2005
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(21)
Bruce Lee: In His Own Words (1998)
Lee: Myself and I.
Nov 18, 2005
Unscored
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(20)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Billy barber Thornton.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
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(20)
Vice Versa (1988)
Freaky Son-day.
Nov 22, 2005
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(20)
Wolf Man, The (1941)
American werewolf Lon done.
Nov 22, 2005
Unscored
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(18)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Art of Modine warfare.
Jul 11, 2005
Unscored
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(16)
Metropolis (1927)
Maria pretty in zinc.
Jul 14, 2005
Unscored
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(16)
Pianist, The (2002)
Rhythm and Jews.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Shaving ones Bard.
Dec 1, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
Attaturk of the clones.
Oct 19, 2005
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(14)
Way Of The Dragon (1972)
Lee's nunchucks numb Chuck.
May 21, 2005
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(14)
Black Belt Jones (1974)
Kung funk.
Apr 29, 2005
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(13)
Rock School (2005)
Learning the Bassics.
Sep 22, 2005
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(13)
Am�lie (2001)
Waitress shows Gnome mercy.
Jul 29, 2005
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(12)
Carlito's Way (1993)
Penn on diet: coke.
Aug 8, 2005
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(12)
Dirk Diggler Story, The (1988)
Dirk's original feature. Length.
Jul 21, 2005
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(12)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Math Damon's Minnie Afflecktions.
Apr 18, 2005
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(12)
Ray (2004)
Foxx's myopic biopic.
Jun 15, 2005
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(12)
Top Gun (1986)
The Iceman cometh (second).
May 6, 2005
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(12)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Depp survives Lizard Lounge.
Jun 24, 2005
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(11)
Road, The (2009)
Viggo Mort and Son.
Jan 17, 2010
Unscored
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(11)
Waco: The Rules Of Engagement (1997)
Texas brainwar massacre.
May 11, 2005
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(11)
Brazil (1985)
Marxism at a Pryce.
Sep 7, 2005
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(10)
Chicago (2002)
Roxy music: Jailhouse Rock.
Aug 8, 2005
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(10)
Touch Of Zen, A (1971)
Hu dunnit.
Jul 26, 2005
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(10)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Chazz gets Verbal warning.
Jun 15, 2005
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(10)
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Mayday, Roger and out.
Nov 14, 2005
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(10)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
The wyld Ones.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Behead of state.
Aug 23, 2005
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(9)
Interpreter, The (2005)
Translation: UN-inspired Pollacks.
Apr 15, 2005
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(9)
...And Justice For All (1979)
Judg-ment-al pacino sees justice.
Apr 18, 2005
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(8)
Beethoven's Hair (2005)
Hair lies Beethoven: deceased.
May 31, 2005
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(8)
Blow (2001)
Charlie and coke-late factory.
Jun 15, 2005
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(8)
Casino (1995)
Viva Bob's vegas.
Apr 20, 2005
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(8)
GoodFellas (1990)
Mafia order: Kill Hill.
May 29, 2005
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(8)
Inception (2010)
DiCeption.
Jul 31, 2010
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(8)
Karate Dog, The (2004)
Art of bitch slapping.
Nov 23, 2005
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(8)
Assassination Of Richard Nixon, The (2004)
I am Sam...Bicke!
Feb 4, 2006
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(7)
Best In Show (2000)
Crufts has Guest appearance.
Aug 27, 2005
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(7)
Clerks. (1994)
Dante's divine comedy.
May 18, 2005
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(7)
License To Thrill, A (1985)
Spy who shagged me.
Nov 17, 2005
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(7)
Merchant Of Venice, The (2004)
Pacino: no shit Shylock.
Jul 6, 2006
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(7)
Spandex Disco Queens In Bondage (1999)
Spandex ballet.
Jul 17, 2006
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(7)
Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)
Bernal's menage a tres.
Jul 3, 2005
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(7)
Batman Vs Dracula: The Animated Movie, The (2005)
Batman out for Count.
Nov 12, 2005
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(6)
Big Boss 2 (1976)
Revenge can't Leih Lo.
Jun 4, 2005
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(6)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carr(e)y on.. playing god.
Apr 16, 2005
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(6)
Dr. Sex (1964)
Screws discuss loose screws.
Jul 25, 2005
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(6)
Ghost And The Darkness, The (1996)
Pride of the Val-killers.
May 27, 2005
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(6)
Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai (1999)
Gun Forest ... Gun.
Mar 9, 2006
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(6)
Jackie Chan: The Inside Story (2004)
The Chan, the myth.
Nov 29, 2005
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(6)
Jet�e, La (1962)
From pier to eternity.
Jan 26, 2007
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(6)
Last Picture Show, The (1971)
Bridges over troubled daughter.
May 20, 2005
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(6)
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)
Li-thal weapon.
Jul 24, 2005
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(6)
M (1931)
Vile M for Murder.
Aug 29, 2006
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(6)
Once Upon A Time In The West (1968)
Fonda's One angry man.
Aug 18, 2005
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(6)
Rambo III (1988)
Ram and the Taliban.
Jul 24, 2005
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(6)
Sliver (1993)
Baldwin's romancing the Stone.
May 17, 2005
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(6)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Mutton dressed as Ram.
Jan 18, 2009
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(6)
Blow (2001)
Weed it and Reap.
Mar 31, 2006
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(5)
Bomb�n: El Perro (2004)
Mad dogo and glory.
Jun 13, 2006
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(5)
Crossroads (1986)
Karate Kid the musical.
May 7, 2005
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(5)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Kubrick's Fat Boy, Slim.
Aug 12, 2005
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(5)
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
Zombie attacks. By George.
Aug 18, 2005
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(5)
Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
Depp's no Eye-Eye Captain.
May 11, 2005
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(5)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Lugosi's strings finally pulled.
Aug 13, 2005
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(5)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Mia famiglia bedevilled.
May 26, 2005
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(5)
Stripper Named Desire, A (1993)
Stella porno performances.
Jul 4, 2005
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(5)
Toy Story (1995)
Pixar's film Lightyears ahead.
Aug 27, 2005
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(5)
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Attack of the drones.
May 6, 2006
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(4)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Bitchy - Cruella intentions.
Nov 26, 2005
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(4)
39 Steps, The (1935)
Hitch's original Who Donat.
Aug 25, 2005
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(4)
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Griffin meets moors murderer.
Nov 14, 2005
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(4)
Andrei Rublev (1969)
Tarkovsky bids Andrei Tartar.
Jul 18, 2006
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(4)
Around The World In 80 Days (2004)
Chan helps Coogan's run.
Jul 10, 2005
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(4)
Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
Murder on dancefloor.
Jul 28, 2006
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(4)
Big Boss, The (1971)
Bruce discovers d-icy dealings.
May 21, 2005
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(4)
Blue Hawaii (1961)
Elvis's Hula lotta love.
Oct 13, 2005
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(4)
Bringing Up Baby (1938)
Cary on big Kats.
May 24, 2005
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(4)
Casanova (1976)
Donald Juan.
Jan 28, 2006
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(4)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Lyin' witch, massive wardrobe.
Dec 13, 2005
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(4)
Conversation, The (1974)
Gene gets sound advice.
Jul 19, 2005
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(4)
Crooklyn (1994)
Lee's exit to Brooklyn.
Nov 22, 2005
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(4)
Damien: Omen II (1978)
Antichrist, parental guidance abolished.
Aug 20, 2005
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(4)
Deliverance (1972)
Squealing, mangroves, duelling banjoes.
Apr 25, 2005
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(4)
East Is East (1999)
Sunni side of salford.
May 6, 2005
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(4)
Garfield: A Tail Of Two Kitties (2006)
Prince and the pawper.
Aug 3, 2006
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(4)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Baldwin sucks Lemmon dry.
Aug 6, 2005
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(4)
Harry Brown (2009)
When Harry met Scally.
Mar 11, 2010
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(4)
King Kong (1962)
Singh Kong.
Sep 20, 2005
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(4)
Limey, The (1999)
Fond'a revenge; Stamping out.
Apr 15, 2005
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