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Story Of Menstruation, The (1946)
Movie of the month.
Apr 26, 2005
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Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Ice cubes with pubes.
Oct 7, 2005
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(8)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Begins at XXX.
Oct 8, 2005
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(7)
Ghost (1990)
Claymates make whoopi.
May 10, 2005
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(7)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Uma goes ninja crazy.
Mar 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Girls Battling For A Hammock (1897)
Chicks fight over swinger.
Nov 10, 2005
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(5)
Nude Prisoners (1994)
Girls strip off stripes.
Oct 11, 2005
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(5)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Honey Bunny robs restaurant.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Color coded criminals.
Apr 27, 2005
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(5)
Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
Areolas with an appetite.
Oct 12, 2005
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(4)
Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
Bon appeTIT.
Oct 12, 2005
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(4)
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Mogwais make Manhattan mayhem.
Apr 28, 2005
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(4)
Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)
Goat fleeces sheep.
Nov 14, 2005
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(4)
Swordfish (2001)
Travolta, technology, tits.
May 19, 2005
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(4)
Trick Elephant Bolivar, The Largest Elephant In The World, No. 1 (1903)
Documentary of mammoth proportions.
Oct 20, 2005
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(4)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Amnesiac agent attacks assassins.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Cocoa colored cum.
Apr 10, 2005
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(3)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Publisher rues losing Rosebud.
Oct 22, 2005
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(3)
For Love Of The Game (1999)
Kevin's king of strikeouts.
Sep 26, 2005
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(3)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Mos Def nearly Prefect.
May 1, 2005
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(3)
How To Achieve G-Spot Orgasms (1994)
Guide to the G.
Apr 29, 2005
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(3)
Lipstick & Dynamite, Piss & Vinegar: The First Ladies Of Wrestling (2004)
Matrons of the mat.
May 4, 2005
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(3)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Hooker hits high society.
Apr 27, 2005
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(3)
Soylent Green (1973)
Nutritional Facts: 100% Humanity.
May 1, 2005
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(3)
Story Of Menstruation, The (1946)
Education on menstruation.
Apr 26, 2005
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(3)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Television tycoon tries tyranny.
Apr 6, 2005
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(3)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
1k of cum.
Oct 5, 2005
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(2)
Admiral Dewey Taking Leave Of Washington Committee On The U.S. Cruiser 'Olympia' (1899)
Dewey departs D.C.
Apr 29, 2005
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(2)
Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death (1989)
Feisty female flesheaters.
Nov 6, 2005
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(2)
Cannibal! The Musical (1996)
Man-eating with melody.
May 10, 2005
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(2)
Carrie (1976)
Flow starts the fury.
Oct 13, 2005
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(2)
Deliverance (1972)
Mentally retarded master banjoist.
Sep 26, 2005
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(2)
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Housesitter becomes man ho.
Oct 18, 2005
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(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp in choppy situation.
Apr 29, 2005
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(2)
Gremlins (1984)
Gremlins get grumpy.
Apr 28, 2005
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(2)
Just One Of The Guys (1985)
Teenage girl becomes boy.
Apr 6, 2005
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(2)
Killer Condom (1996)
Rubber rubs out rubes.
Oct 7, 2005
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(2)
Lamb Chop's Special Chanukah (1995)
Sequel: Baa Baa Barmitzvah.
Sep 12, 2005
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(2)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Potted plant pandemonium.
Apr 29, 2005
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(2)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus, that looks painful.
Nov 7, 2005
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(2)
Patton (1970)
Patton outfoxes the Fox.
Nov 7, 2005
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(2)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Julia plays pretty jezebelle.
Apr 27, 2005
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(2)
Soul Plane (2004)
Airborne black comedy.
Oct 8, 2005
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(2)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Gromit in aerial dogfight.
Oct 13, 2005
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(2)
Admiral Dewey's Dog, 'Bob' (1899)
Sea Salt's spaniel.
Sep 26, 2005
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(1)
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Burgundy a sexy sexist.
Nov 10, 2005
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(1)
Babe, The (1992)
Youth becomes Yankee.
Nov 23, 2005
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(1)
Bambi (1942)
Doe bites the dust.
Oct 20, 2005
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(1)
Beef, Sheep And Hog Killing (1901)
Livestock not so live.
Nov 15, 2005
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(1)
Bus 174 (2002)
Busjacking in Brazil.
Nov 17, 2005
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(1)
Caddyshack (1980)
Gopher irritates golf greenskeeper.
May 8, 2005
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(1)
Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death (1989)
Females in fruit forest.
Nov 6, 2005
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(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Feisty fowls flee farm.
Oct 20, 2005
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(1)
Cupid In The Cow Camp (1913)
Love bug bites bovines.
Nov 10, 2005
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(1)
Cupid In The Cow Camp (1913)
Herd in heat.
Nov 16, 2005
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(1)
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
RPG goes 3D.
Apr 29, 2005
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(1)
Erotic Adventures Of Red Riding Hood (1986)
Riding Hood's a ho.
Oct 5, 2005
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(1)
Faith Rewarded: The Historic Season Of The 2004 Boston Red Sox (2004)
Curt Schilling crushes curse.
May 4, 2005
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Pitt pummels people.
Apr 28, 2005
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(1)
Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
Monochrome, Murrow, McCarthy, Marxism.
Nov 10, 2005
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(1)
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Ogrish creatures go urban.
Apr 28, 2005
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(1)
Hamburger... The Motion Picture (1986)
Ground beef gets cinematic.
Apr 29, 2005
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(1)
Hidalgo (2004)
Aragon races through Arabia.
Oct 29, 2005
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(1)
High Fidelity (2000)
Constantly composing top fives.
Nov 23, 2005
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(1)
High Fidelity (2000)
Cusack's lists quite comprehensive.
Nov 23, 2005
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(1)
History's Mysteries: The Shroud Of Turin (2000)
Jesus' corpse jersey.
May 19, 2005
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(1)
Hollywood Vs. Religion (1994)
Cinematics against Christianity.
Oct 9, 2005
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(1)
Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (1992)
Baby becomes big problem.
Sep 30, 2005
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(1)
How To Achieve G-Spot Orgasms (1994)
Toymaster teaches tongue tricks.
Apr 29, 2005
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(1)
Images Of Indians: How Hollywood Stereotyped The Native American (2003)
Cinema's classic Indian image.
Nov 10, 2005
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(1)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Bleak world without Stewart.
Oct 11, 2005
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(1)
Jarhead (2005)
Foxx in a foxhole.
Nov 20, 2005
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(1)
Kid Stays In The Picture, The (2002)
Evans' ego awe inspiring.
May 2, 2005
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(1)
Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)
Murderous clownish cosmonauts.
May 1, 2005
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(1)
Lawnmower Man, The (1992)
Brosnan brings simpleton enlightenment.
Apr 30, 2005
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(1)
Michael Jackson And The Boy He Paid Off (2004)
Jackson buys off juvenile.
Apr 28, 2005
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(1)
Michael Jackson And The Boy He Paid Off (2004)
Kid gets touched, compensated.
Apr 29, 2005
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(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Monty Python's medieval movie.
May 10, 2005
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(1)
Nude Law Enforcement (1993)
Undercover while uncovered.
Oct 11, 2005
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(1)
Nude Prisoners (1994)
Behind bars without bras.
Oct 9, 2005
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(1)
Nude Vampires (1994)
Vampires suck blood, dick.
Oct 9, 2005
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(1)
Old School (2003)
Ferrell executes fraternity hijinks.
Apr 28, 2005
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(1)
PCU (1994)
Piven crushes political correctness.
Nov 23, 2005
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(1)
Rugrats In Paris: The Movie (2000)
Infants experience international antics.
May 10, 2005
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(1)
Sex Lives Of Clowns (1994)
Rubber nose with rubbers.
Nov 15, 2005
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(1)
Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)
Goat sheepishly tricks flock.
Nov 7, 2005
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(1)
Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)
Doe meats dinosaur.
Sep 9, 2005
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(1)
Space Cowboys (2000)
Geezers in zero-g.
Oct 14, 2005
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(1)
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
Meg becomes a man.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sticking Cattle (1901)
Beef gets branded.
May 1, 2005
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(1)
Syriana (2005)
Clooney's crude oil conspiracy.
Nov 7, 2005
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(1)
Tank Girl (1995)
Kangaroos go guerilla.
Oct 11, 2005
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(1)
Trick Elephant Bolivar, The Largest Elephant In The World, No. 1 (1903)
A mammoth mammoth.
Oct 20, 2005
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(1)
UHF (1989)
Weird Al on air.
Apr 29, 2005
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(1)
VeggieTales: Duke And The Great Pie War (2005)
Christian cucumbers chuck custards.
Apr 10, 2005
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(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Anti-pesto protects artichokes.
Oct 13, 2005
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(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace's cheese obsession subsides.
Oct 13, 2005
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(1)
Why The Cook Was Fired (1902)
Cook's incompetence causes layoff.
Oct 18, 2005
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(1)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
The penetration of Paris.
Nov 10, 2005
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Croissants cum with filling.
Nov 15, 2005
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