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Reviews by 'arocketman'
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with a total of
958
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Trekkies (1997)
Meet the Spockers.
Jan 27, 2005
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(33)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Twoscore with no score.
Jun 4, 2005
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(30)
Flintstone Christmas, A (1977)
Rubble without a Claus.
Jan 25, 2005
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(23)
Twister (1996)
A mighty wind.
Dec 16, 2004
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(23)
Birds, The (1963)
Meet the flockers.
Jan 27, 2005
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(20)
Breasts (1996)
Meet the Knockers.
Feb 9, 2005
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(18)
Sideways (2004)
Grape. Expectations.
Apr 22, 2005
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(18)
The Fat Spy (1966)
Tomorrow never diets.
Jan 6, 2006
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(18)
Scott Joplin (1977)
Ragtime to riches story.
Jan 19, 2005
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(16)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Toy meets girl.
Jan 31, 2005
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(16)
Village, The (2004)
I see village people.
Feb 19, 2005
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(16)
Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)
Girl in streaming video.
Mar 10, 2005
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(13)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
Wife: 006 feet under.
Jan 15, 2005
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(13)
Safe Sex: The Manual (1994)
Read the f*cking manual.
Apr 15, 2005
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(13)
Sideways (2004)
Grape Escape.
Feb 9, 2005
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(13)
Startup.com (2001)
No net profits.
Jan 21, 2005
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(13)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Snatches of conversation.
Apr 27, 2006
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(13)
Vertical Limit (2000)
Slope Opera.
Apr 22, 2005
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(13)
Alexander (2004)
Alexander saw, conquered, came.
Dec 2, 2004
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(12)
Fun With Dick And Jane (2005)
Cash 'n' Carrey.
Nov 29, 2005
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(12)
Jaws 3-D (1983)
3-D = jump the shark.
Dec 9, 2004
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(12)
Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes (1972)
Gorillas in our midst.
Jan 11, 2005
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(11)
Mail Order Bride (1964)
Sent-over woman.
Jul 24, 2005
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(11)
Roxanne (1987)
Daryl Hannah picks nose.
Dec 9, 2004
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(11)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
The yanks are cumming!
Jul 16, 2007
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(10)
Naked States (2000)
Connecticunt.
Feb 1, 2005
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(10)
Spit (2000)
Great Expectorations.
May 17, 2005
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(10)
Aviator, The (2004)
Howard: The Bucks.
Jan 10, 2005
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(9)
Breasts (1996)
Trip down mammary lane.
Jan 26, 2005
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(9)
House Of Games (1987)
Fraudian analysis.
Jan 24, 2005
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(9)
Mr. Holland's Opus (1995)
High C, deaf people.
Dec 8, 2004
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(9)
Assassination Of Richard Nixon, The (2004)
Bicke Penn.
Jan 20, 2006
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(8)
Basquiat (1996)
American Graffiti.
Jan 2, 2005
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(8)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Respirator for a Heavyweight.
Mar 3, 2005
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(8)
Naked Cooking (2003)
Rice, peel off.
Jul 19, 2005
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(8)
Naked States (2000)
Breast Vaginia.
Feb 1, 2005
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(8)
Naked States (2000)
Cuntucky.
Feb 11, 2005
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(8)
Samson And Delilah (1949)
A star is shorn.
Jan 31, 2005
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(8)
Aviator, The (2004)
Howard's End.
Jan 16, 2005
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(7)
Downfall (2004)
Eva. Destruction.
Apr 24, 2006
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(7)
Eagle Vs Shark (2007)
Party Animals.
Sep 22, 2007
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(7)
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
Ice cubist architecture.
Jul 31, 2005
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(7)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
A star is born.
Nov 4, 2004
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(7)
Superbad (2007)
Liquor is Evan sent.
Sep 19, 2007
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(7)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris's acting sucks.
Mar 9, 2005
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(6)
Aviator, The (2004)
Hughes: Hep, burns.
Jan 3, 2005
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(6)
Brazil (1985)
Marx via duct.
Apr 13, 2005
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(6)
Car, The (1977)
License plate to kill.
Jan 31, 2005
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(6)
Fog Of War: Eleven Lessons From The Life Of Robert S. McNamara, The (2003)
McNamara: Defensive Secretary.
Mar 24, 2005
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(6)
Learn To Ski Better (1985)
Best in snow.
Jan 28, 2005
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(6)
Naked Fairy Tales (2002)
Little red swollen hood.
Jul 23, 2005
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(6)
The Fat Spy (1966)
Live and let fry.
Jan 6, 2006
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(6)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Lips not sealed.
Apr 27, 2006
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(6)
Wild Things (1998)
Bacon, lettuce, and tomatoes.
Mar 12, 2005
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(6)
Acne (2003)
Pock-umentary.
Feb 26, 2005
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(5)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Original 'original sin' cinema.
Apr 23, 2006
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(5)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Eve of destruction.
Apr 23, 2006
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(5)
Admiral Dewey And Mayor Van Wyck Going Down Riverside Drive (1899)
Dewey with moving Van.
Jan 15, 2006
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(5)
Bee Movie (2007)
Give bees a chance.
Jun 6, 2007
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(5)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat tells joke... NOT!
Nov 9, 2006
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(5)
Bugsy (1991)
Jew rob the Mob?
Dec 9, 2004
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(5)
Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel (2009)
Anna one, Anna two...
Aug 12, 2007
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(5)
Grey Gardens (1975)
Two women, many pussies.
Dec 21, 2006
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(5)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Schwarzer's List.
Jan 8, 2005
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(5)
How To Get Ahead In Advertising (1989)
British civil wart.
Jun 30, 2005
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(5)
Jungle Fever (1991)
Afro-disiac.
Mar 27, 2006
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(5)
Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
Streep fightin' man.
May 11, 2007
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(5)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
O'Toole dresses very Sheik.
Jun 29, 2005
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(5)
Man Who Knew Infinity, The (2015)
Mathematician's laurels. And Hardy.
Jun 22, 2007
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(5)
Maria Full Of Grace (2004)
Maria's blow job.
Feb 26, 2005
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(5)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Female boxer's big break.
Feb 7, 2005
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(5)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Broccoli missing from recipe.
Feb 10, 2005
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(5)
Notorious Bettie Page, The (2005)
Bettie Page. Sticky Pages.
Apr 20, 2006
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(5)
Paparazzi (2004)
Star Warts.
Jan 13, 2005
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(5)
Ray (2004)
Ray Charles picks Booger.
Jan 3, 2005
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(5)
Reds (1981)
Warren's piece.
Mar 13, 2005
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(5)
Shattered Glass (2003)
Glass finally seen through.
Feb 27, 2005
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(5)
Super Size Me (2004)
Burger king at McDonalds.
Jan 25, 2005
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(5)
Admiral Dewey Receiving His Mail (1899)
Dewey pushes envelope.
Jan 12, 2006
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(4)
Assassination Of Richard Nixon, The (2004)
Bicke same as Bickle.
Jan 18, 2006
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(4)
Auntie Mame (1958)
Little orphan 'n' Auntie.
Feb 9, 2005
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(4)
Break-Up, The (2006)
Vince watches Jen's 'Telly'.
Jun 6, 2007
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(4)
Bulworth (1998)
Politician uses black Berry.
Jan 27, 2005
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(4)
Corporation, The (2003)
Rotten to the Corps.
Jun 30, 2005
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(4)
CSA: Confederate States Of America (2004)
Re-birth of a Nation.
Nov 27, 2006
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(4)
Duck Soup (1933)
Harpo reflects on Groucho.
Dec 30, 2004
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(4)
Ed Wood (1994)
Ed Wood not quit.
Dec 4, 2004
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(4)
Erotic Dreams Of Cleopatra, The (1985)
Snakes up Cleopatra's asp.
Feb 1, 2005
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(4)
Flags Of Our Fathers (2006)
Mom recognizes kid's ass.
Dec 14, 2006
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(4)
Fly, The (1986)
Geena's Brundle of joy.
Dec 8, 2004
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(4)
Hannah And Her Sisters (1986)
Caine loves Hershey's kisses.
Jul 19, 2005
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(4)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Investigators, Kant, solve crimes.
Oct 26, 2004
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(4)
Kinsey (2004)
Frank-N-Furter preaches abstinance!
May 31, 2005
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(4)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
4-tissue movie.
Jun 15, 2007
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(4)
Naked Party Games (1997)
Duck, duck, GOOSE!
Jan 15, 2008
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(4)
Naked States (2000)
North Dickota.
Feb 1, 2005
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(4)
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Prevents 'Ocean's Baker's Dozen'.
Dec 13, 2004
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(4)
Polar Express, The (2004)
(Five to) Midnight Express.
Dec 1, 2004
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(4)
Quest For Fire (1981)
Science friction.
Dec 8, 2004
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(4)
Sideways (2004)
Bachelors, wine, about marriage.
Dec 21, 2004
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