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Reviews by 'arocketman'
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Stepford Wives, The (1975)
Guys and dolls.
Feb 20, 2008
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Ratatouille (2007)
Kitchen staff deserts. Rats!
Feb 5, 2008
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Ratatouille (2007)
Linguini noodles in kitchen.
Feb 5, 2008
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(1)
Ratatouille (2007)
Chef is Rat-Man!
Feb 5, 2008
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Ratatouille (2007)
New chef is mousey.
Feb 5, 2008
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(1)
Hollywoodland (2006)
Reeves has Affleck-tion.
Jan 25, 2008
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Evita (1996)
Lady Madonna.
Jan 22, 2008
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(3)
Naked Party Games (1997)
Duck, duck, GOOSE!
Jan 15, 2008
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(4)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Pregnant Close kills rabbit.
Jan 15, 2008
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Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
Kinky sex? Knot!
Jan 15, 2008
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(3)
Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
Creating close-knit family.
Jan 9, 2008
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Rounders (1998)
Cookies with chips.
Jan 5, 2008
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(1)
Harold And Maude (1971)
Bud blooms with Ruth.
Jan 5, 2008
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Fatal Attraction (1987)
Playboy. Bunny.
Dec 18, 2007
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(3)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Douglas has Close, family.
Dec 18, 2007
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Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Luke marks John.
Nov 15, 2007
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(1)
Waiting... (2005)
Waiters serve up weiners.
Nov 13, 2007
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Walken's story: Watch out!
Oct 24, 2007
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(2)
Eagle Vs Shark (2007)
Party Animals.
Sep 22, 2007
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(7)
Touch Of Evil (1958)
Movie's influence? Long shot!
Sep 22, 2007
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(1)
Touch Of Evil (1958)
Car bomb, Quinlan bombed.
Sep 19, 2007
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(1)
Touch Of Evil (1958)
Welles makes evidence 'stick'.
Sep 19, 2007
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(1)
Superbad (2007)
Liquor is Evan sent.
Sep 19, 2007
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(7)
Swimming To Cambodia (1987)
Colorful Gray Thailand stories.
Sep 13, 2007
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Swimming To Cambodia (1987)
Spalding swims -- and lives.
Sep 13, 2007
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Stripes (1981)
Winger displays 'Basic' instinct.
Sep 11, 2007
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John And Yoko: The Bed-In (1969)
Lennons lie to press.
Sep 11, 2007
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(1)
John And Yoko: The Bed-In (1969)
John, Yoko, bed, press.
Sep 11, 2007
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John And Yoko's Year Of Peace (2000)
To peace! Hair! Hair!
Sep 11, 2007
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Erection (1971)
High rise.
Sep 11, 2007
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(2)
Stripes (1981)
GI Toe.
Sep 10, 2007
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(2)
Stripes (1981)
Murray sleeps with P.J.
Sep 10, 2007
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(1)
Naked Party Games (1997)
Cock-ring toss.
Sep 10, 2007
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(1)
Celebrity (1998)
Writer Branagh. How novel.
Sep 9, 2007
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Celebrity (1998)
Branagh experiences model evening.
Sep 9, 2007
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Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
Geena feels alien.
Sep 9, 2007
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Comedian (2002)
Seinfeld documentary? A joke!
Sep 7, 2007
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(2)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Luke pees, shakes.
Sep 7, 2007
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Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Luke peppers dogs.
Sep 7, 2007
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Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Convict Luke is New-man.
Sep 7, 2007
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(1)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Boxer Luke is boxed.
Sep 6, 2007
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How To Dance (1953)
Goofy steps.
Sep 5, 2007
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Blow Job (1963)
Feels good! Face it!
Sep 4, 2007
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(3)
Blow Job (1963)
Facing fellatio.
Sep 4, 2007
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(1)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Everything bigger in Houston.
Sep 4, 2007
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World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston's manned blast off!
Sep 4, 2007
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Early Homosexual Fears (1974)
Queer fear factor.
Sep 3, 2007
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This Film Is Not Yet Rated (2006)
M(ost) P(articipants) A(re) A(nonymous).
Sep 3, 2007
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(2)
Striptease (1996)
Reynolds is greasy politician.
Sep 2, 2007
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Cure For Insomnia, The (1987)
Length: days! And confused!
Sep 2, 2007
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(1)
Trading Places (1983)
Traders concentrate on concentrate.
Sep 2, 2007
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Journeys With George (2002)
Following trail of Bushes.
Sep 2, 2007
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(1)
Day In The Life Of A Dog, A (1917)
1/7 day for human.
Aug 31, 2007
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(2)
Edward Penishands (1991)
Edward handy around women.
Aug 26, 2007
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Journeys With George (2002)
Bush admits liking bologna.
Aug 26, 2007
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(2)
Cleavage (2002)
When globes collide.
Aug 24, 2007
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(1)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Shears clipped at end.
Aug 24, 2007
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(1)
Lovers Of The Arctic Circle (1998)
Ana. Otto. Polar. Bare.
Aug 24, 2007
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(1)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Nicholson bridges two armies.
Aug 23, 2007
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(1)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Russian roulette for 'dinero'.
Aug 22, 2007
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(2)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Walken: master spin meister.
Aug 22, 2007
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Donald In Mathmagic Land (1959)
Donald is a pentagram.
Aug 22, 2007
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Tabitha's Lesbian Masturbation Party (1997)
Lesbians pick up Tab.
Aug 17, 2007
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(3)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Hunting trips? Sigh. Gone.
Aug 17, 2007
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(2)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Brits nip bridge ambitions.
Aug 17, 2007
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(1)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
Grinch leaves crumby meal.
Aug 13, 2007
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(1)
Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel (2009)
Anna one, Anna two...
Aug 12, 2007
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(5)
Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel (2009)
FAQs for the memories.
Aug 12, 2007
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(2)
1984 (1956)
O'Brien is Winston Smith!
Aug 12, 2007
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(1)
Sex And Zen (1992)
Horse. Plowing.
Aug 10, 2007
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Sex And Zen (1992)
Ex sex yields enlightenment!
Aug 10, 2007
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Sex And Zen (1992)
Horse cock, zen enlightenment.
Aug 10, 2007
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Emmanuelle 3: A Lesson In Love (1994)
Emmanuelle, teachers pet.
Aug 10, 2007
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(1)
Emmanuelle 3: A Lesson In Love (1994)
Emmanuelle's love manual.
Aug 10, 2007
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(1)
Emmanuelle 3: A Lesson In Love (1994)
Emmanuelle: Menage a Three.
Aug 10, 2007
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(1)
Emmanuelle (1974)
Kristel. Balls.
Aug 10, 2007
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Knocked Up (2007)
Heigl is fucked!
Aug 10, 2007
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(2)
American Pie (1999)
Kevin passes oral exam.
Aug 9, 2007
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(2)
Pretty Baby (1978)
Brooke is Malle-adjusted.
Aug 7, 2007
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(1)
Brown Bunny, The (2003)
Bud: Daisy and confused.
Jul 26, 2007
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(2)
Dot And The Line, The (1965)
I, dotted.
Jul 25, 2007
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Chinese Opium Den (1894)
Asian Merry Poppies.
Jul 21, 2007
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(1)
Malcolm X (1992)
Malcolm caught in middle.
Jul 21, 2007
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Man In Space (1955)
Disney examines Pluto.
Jul 21, 2007
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(1)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
The yanks are cumming!
Jul 16, 2007
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(10)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
Plot moves in spurts.
Jul 16, 2007
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(2)
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
No see pee-pee.
Jul 12, 2007
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(2)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Doc downed by shot.
Jul 11, 2007
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Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Time travelers horse around.
Jul 11, 2007
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(2)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
19th century Moonwalk.
Jul 11, 2007
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Nude Teachers (2001)
Rigid school dress code.
Jul 11, 2007
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Nude Teachers (2001)
Pubic school system.
Jul 11, 2007
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
The Jedi strike... out.
Jul 10, 2007
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That Thing You Do! (1996)
From Erie to obscurity.
Jul 10, 2007
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(4)
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Nanodickology.
Jul 10, 2007
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(1)
Sinatra In Israel (1962)
High (Holiday) Hopes.
Jul 9, 2007
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(1)
Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee (2007)
Young Indian crossed up.
Jul 9, 2007
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(1)
Point Of Order (1964)
B&W but no reds.
Jul 9, 2007
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Sex Trek: The Next Penetration (1990)
Rod 'n' Berries Trek.
Jul 9, 2007
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Costume Designer, The (1950)
Edith heads Hollywood cast.
Jul 8, 2007
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