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42 Justin Credible (1948)
43 Little Old Lady from Dubuque (1914)
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Reviews by 'Little Old Lady from Dubuque'
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Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
All ass, poor Yorick ...
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (40)   
Shrek (2001)
Ogre achiever.
Feb 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (33)   
Chicken Little (2005)
Small cock causes consternation.
Oct 22, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (26)   
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
1 God; 100,000 extras.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (24)   
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
When Hairy Meets Everybody.
Mar 8, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (22)   
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Bard bangs bogus boy.
Oct 19, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Sighted sub, sang same.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Sideways (2004)
'Oh,' quit your wine-ing...
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL not a pal.
Sep 15, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969)
Ménage-á-quad.
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Alfie (2004)
Jude: rude lewd dude.
Nov 3, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Closeted cowboys coyly cuddle.
Sep 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Showgirls (1995)
Banality in a g-string.
May 1, 2002
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Challenger (1990)
Space drink? Ocean Spray.
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
George Of The Jungle (1997)
De-vine swinger weds socialite.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Country bum-kins.
Apr 19, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Finding Neverland (2004)
'Pan'dering for Oscar votes.
Nov 15, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett yearns; Atlanta burns.
Oct 27, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (12)   
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Oh deer! Big lizards!
Oct 2, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Reefer Madness (1936)
Mary Lane tries maryjane.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Singin' In The Rain (1952)
Tapping between drippy tunes.
Sep 14, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Spider-Man (2002)
Tobey's tights tantalize teenybopper.
Nov 13, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (11)   
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Sequins and sand dunes.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Swank cross-dresses for Oscar.
Nov 27, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Very hairy scary Carrey.
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Henry XXX.
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Oliver! (1968)
Gruel-ing.
Mar 9, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Mary Poppins verses Nazis.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Wimbledon (2004)
Has-been (tennis) courts champion.
Sep 21, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (10)   
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
003-1/2.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Aristocrats, The (2005)
Dirty ditty dutifully duplicated.
Jan 24, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Eddie's such a cut-up!
Oct 5, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Fight Club (1999)
Norton's sweaty Pitts.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Full Monty, The (1997)
Brit boys expose shortcomings.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
King And I, The (1956)
Yes, Siam the King!
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Star... legend... mother... bitch.
Nov 5, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Puppetry Of The Penis: Live At The Forum (2001)
Stand-up (not literally) genitalia.
Dec 1, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Soylent Green (1973)
Secret ingredient: the neighbors!
Oct 6, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Pitts pecs distract Davis.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Tootsie (1982)
Dustin's drag defies detection.
Oct 31, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Field of Dreidels.
Oct 3, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (9)   
American Gigolo (1980)
Gere hooks perfect job.
Nov 18, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Damn Yankees! (1958)
Lola picks up Tab.
Dec 26, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Field Of Dreams (1989)
I see dead ballplayers.
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Interpreter, The (2005)
Kidman Lost in Translation.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Latter Days (2003)
Morman romances more men.
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
Rent-a-Butt (1992)
Mortgage in a-rears.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (8)   
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey's bed of roses.
Nov 18, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Beauty Shop (2005)
'Steel Magnolias' goes ghetto.
Apr 5, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Co-ed Call Girl (1996)
Tori unbelievable as hooker.
Nov 24, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Cool canoodling; icy intercourse.
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Ghost And Mrs. Muir, The (1947)
Apparition apparently appreciates antagonist.
Mar 9, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Not A Love Story: A Film About Pornography (1981)
Feminist-slanted porn-umentary.
Oct 30, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
White Men Can't Jump (1992)
Rosie in Jeopardy.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (7)   
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Zellweger porks out again.
Nov 15, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Grease (1978)
Geriatric actors portray teens.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Hairspray (2007)
Hair we go again.
Sep 21, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Witchy kids play chess.
Nov 16, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Billionaire bangs betrothed bimbo.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Ladder 49 (2004)
Travolta's firehouse-mates hot!
Oct 5, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005)
Cumming comically condemns cannabis.
Jun 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Data finds Spot; cries.
Jan 31, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Boogie Nights' inspiration biopic.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Wild Parrots Of Telegraph Hill, The (2003)
Birdman of San Francisco.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Xanadu (1980)
Olivia rolls, film stumbles.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Zit, The (2005)
Painful puberty pustule performance.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (6)   
Amazon Women On The Moon (1987)
50's sci-fi movie spoof.
Oct 28, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Boogie Nights (1997)
Prop phallus upstages Marky.
Dec 30, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Aniston gets heavenly boobies.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Calendar Girls (2003)
Grannies raise funds, eyebrows.
Nov 23, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Change Of Habit (1969)
Elvis ain't gettin' Nun!
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Chicago (2002)
Queen flaunts substantial cleavage.
Dec 14, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Debbie Does Dallas (1978)
Footballers touchdown on cheerleader.
Dec 7, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Digital Penis (2000)
3-D animated dick short.
Nov 30, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Early Homosexual Fears (1974)
Pubescent penile poking panic.
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Envy (2004)
Black has crappy idea.
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Grease (1978)
Well-oiled '50's homage.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Story of self satisfaction.
Dec 3, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Manhandling your man-handle.
Jan 7, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Hotel Transylvania (2012)
Daughter drives daddy batty
Oct 1, 2012
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Lust In The Dust (1985)
Divine picks up Tab.
Apr 1, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Mae Day: The Crumbling Of A Documentary (1992)
Documentary-umentary.
Dec 1, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Monster (2003)
Homicidal hooker slays trade.
Oct 19, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
National Treasure (2004)
Nic annoys Treasury Department.
Nov 23, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Natural/ unnatural 'beastly behavior'.
Oct 28, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Soylent Green (1973)
Excess population becomes Kibble.
Dec 15, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Taxi (2004)
Queen of the road.
Oct 18, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Fake magician scams teen.
Apr 14, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
You Don't Know Dick: Courageous Hearts Of Transsexual Men (1996)
Girls will be boys.
Oct 24, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (5)   
Beefcake (1998)
Homoeroticism disguised as fitness.
Nov 19, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Beefcake (1998)
Cracking open '50's closets.
Nov 19, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Birdcage, The (1996)
Shoeless Spartacus serves soup.
Jan 25, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Dolphin Tale (2011)
Flipper gets new flapper.
Sep 8, 2011
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Legally Blonde (2001)
Peroxide meets probate.
Dec 22, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Mary Poppins (1964)
Nifty nanny liberates children.
Nov 25, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Maze Runner, The (2014)
A-mazing race.
Mar 19, 2014
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Packing Pickle Jars, Heinz (1901)
Plot a little canned.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Sex And The City 2 (2010)
Sex and the Saudi.
Jul 16, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Sex O'Clock News, The (1984)
News flash-er.
Feb 14, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
Shooting Porn (1997)
Gay porn's ins-and-outs.
Dec 12, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (4)   
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