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Reviews by 'Clyde'
Current status of
Movie fan
with a total of
33
reviews published to date.
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Jack's bananas. Becomes vegetable.
Oct 31, 2004
Unscored
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(12)
Top Gun (1986)
Volleyball's slo-mo homo promo.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
American Pie (1999)
Square roots pi.
Dec 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Another Carpenter refuses food.
Sep 11, 2004
Unscored
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(7)
Crack In The World (1965)
Whole world on Crack.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Pay It Forward (2000)
Admission- Pay It Back!
Nov 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
No safety in 'numbers'.
Feb 3, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Hero (2002)
Thousand points in Li.
Sep 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Home Alone (1990)
Michael Jackson's blown opportunity.
Dec 6, 2004
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(4)
Hours, The (2002)
Hours seemed like days.
Dec 6, 2004
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(4)
House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Iranian Housetage Crisis.
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Chic of the Sea.
Feb 11, 2005
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(4)
Ray (2004)
Singer cannot C Natural.
Mar 10, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
They Drive By Night (1940)
Bogey nights.
Sep 2, 2004
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(4)
Moby Dick (1956)
White Sperm drowns everything.
Feb 14, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Reds (1981)
Warren CommieMission.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Rocketeer, The (1991)
Connelly's missiles upstage rockets.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
H-Moll-Messe - Ana Begegnet Der Musik Des Johann Sebastian Bach (1978)
Bach-man Learner Overview.
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Legal prick-tease rebuffs mentor.
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Beethoven's 2nd (1993)
Big Dog's big #2.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Beckham bends. Knightley stiffens.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Chinatown (1974)
Noah Cross-pollinates gene pool.
Mar 6, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
City Of God (2002)
God is absentee landlord.
Dec 7, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Piano, The (1993)
Keitel strokes small pianist.
Oct 3, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
'Gator Bait (1976)
Baited breasts. No snapper.
Sep 7, 2004
Unscored
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40 Carats (1973)
Ullmann gets 40 raspberries.
Sep 11, 2004
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Casablanca (1942)
Black pianist stands out.
Oct 3, 2004
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Child Under A Leaf (1974)
Cannon unleashes both barrels.
Sep 7, 2004
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Kentucky Fried Movie, The (1977)
Funny nuggets among Colonels.
Mar 7, 2005
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Niagara (1953)
Monroe Cotten the act.
Mar 7, 2005
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Shampoo (1975)
Carrie Fisher laid, pre-Leia.
Mar 6, 2005
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Three Lives Of Thomasina, The (1963)
Girl revives dead pussy.
Feb 18, 2005
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Three Lives Of Thomasina, The (1963)
Disney shows pussy heaven.
Feb 18, 2005
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