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I, Robot (2004)
Robot goes nuts, bolts.
Aug 7, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (55)   
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Eco logic Al.
Nov 21, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (36)   
Animatrix, The (2003)
Keanu animated. At last!
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (33)   
I, Robot (2004)
I - Will - Survive.
Aug 14, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (32)   
Garden State (2004)
Portman is Pro Zach.
Mar 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Swiss Gang Bang (2000)
Yodel Lay.
Jan 11, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (31)   
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
The fat lady swims.
Sep 23, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (30)   
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Double Oh My Back!
Aug 12, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (28)   
Children Of Men (2006)
Clive Owen keeps mum.
Oct 1, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Henry the one fifth.
Jan 18, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
X Files, The (1998)
Icy Fed People.
Dec 10, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (27)   
Anastasia (1956)
Tsar Trek - Next Generation?
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (26)   
Superman Returns (2006)
Kal-El Be Back!
Dec 14, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (26)   
Fishing Catastrophe, A (1898)
Early one-reel disaster.
Jan 3, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (24)   
Casino Royale (2006)
Double 'Oh my Balls!'.
Dec 9, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
I Am Legend (2007)
Last Will - a testament.
Jan 2, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Orlando thrill ride.
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey in arms way.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
Valkyrie (2008)
Top Hun.
Jan 12, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (23)   
See You In The Future... (2004)
The Cryo Game.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (22)   
Taxi (2004)
Queen Latifare.
Nov 27, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (22)   
Debbie Does New Orleans (2000)
Debbie=Big.Easy.
Dec 28, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (21)   
Case Against The 20% Federal Admissions Tax On Motion Picture Theatres, The (1953)
Feds take the fifth.
Mar 29, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Die Hard (1988)
How the vest won.
Dec 12, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Battlestar Bacteria.
Apr 5, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Humpty's Troubles With The Policeman (1903)
Police beat crack-head.
Feb 24, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
King Kong (2005)
The Greatest Ape.
Dec 28, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Marathon Man (1976)
Olivier hurts Hoffman's fillings.
Dec 24, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
And Justice for Mall.
Apr 5, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Sextectives (1989)
Girls track hardened criminals.
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (20)   
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Soccer with no tackle.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Blade Runner (1982)
Ford has mechanical parts?
Dec 23, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Very Young Guns.
Feb 13, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Saw (2004)
Elwes Cries 'Ankle'.
Dec 9, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (19)   
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
I,Ron. Man.
Mar 26, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
By The People: The Election Of Barack Obama (2009)
Barackground.
Nov 13, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Conspiracy Theory (1997)
Mel Gibson is unbelievable.
Mar 2, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Josie And The Pussycats (2001)
Pop tarts.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Wine Enema (1995)
Up bottoms!
Jun 30, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (18)   
Apocalypto (2006)
Jaguar in quick getaway.
Jan 29, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
Movie paints Ford black.
Apr 7, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Battle Beneath The Earth (1967)
China undermines America.
Dec 21, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Trilogy gets Matt finish.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Busty Cops (2003)
Titty Titty Bang Bang.
Nov 1, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Che: Part One (2008)
Che's the one.
Jan 10, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Burn BEFORE Reading.
Feb 20, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Germs And Microbes (1916)
A Bug's Life.
Apr 28, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Making Love In A Hammock (1897)
Lovers swing both ways.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Milk (2008)
Mourning Milk.
Mar 1, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
State Of Play (2009)
Bateman and Robin.
May 29, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
What A Cock (2004)
Magic Johnson.
Apr 30, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (17)   
Analyse This (1999)
Bob, up and down.
Nov 28, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Arizona, The New State (1912)
A-Z of AZ.
Oct 12, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Basic Instinct (1992)
Legs Open, Case Closed.
Feb 10, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Boxing Helena (1993)
My Square Lady.
Aug 22, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Carrie (1976)
High School Menstrual.
Jun 22, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Harry Brown (2009)
Senior Citizen Caine.
Apr 10, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
Keep Moving - Moving Keep.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Hum Ko Deewana Kar Gaye (2006)
Road Raj.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
It's Elementary: Talking About Gay Issues In School (1996)
School's 'out'.
Jun 8, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Shootist, The (1976)
End of Wayne's World.
May 25, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stiller: the Jizz Slinger.
Feb 15, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (16)   
Three Kings (1999)
Gulf Western.
Mar 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (16)   
*batteries not included (1987)
E.T phone Hume.
Mar 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Aeon Flux (2005)
Charlize Flux it up.
Nov 27, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
American Pie (1999)
Lay a cake.
Apr 10, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Black To The Future (1986)
Pimp my time machine.
Mar 8, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Bridge Too Far, A (1977)
Rhine O'Neal.
Jan 4, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Fatal Erection (1988)
Stiff Stiff.
Oct 15, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Gay Shoe Clerk, The (1903)
The man from Ankle.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Get Him To The Greek (2010)
The late Russell Brand.
Jul 9, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Hand Shake, A (1892)
Cinema's first Hand Job.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Hidden History Of Homosexual Australia, The (2005)
Aussies try pacific rimming.
Apr 27, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
How To Go Out On A Date In Queens (2006)
Loveless Men try Queens.
Jan 8, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Iron Man (2008)
Terriferric.
Sep 23, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
It's A Boy Girl Thing (2006)
Swapped Girl experiences Woody.
Jan 19, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006)
A murderer, in essence.
Jan 24, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
R.V. (2006)
Robin Williams gets Camper.
May 4, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
TRON: Legacy (2010)
Bridges 28 year gap.
Dec 9, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (15)   
Asterix The Gaul (1967)
Little Breton.
Oct 4, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
At Work In A Peat Bog (1903)
For Peat's sake!
Nov 1, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Doesn't know he's Bourne.
Feb 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (14)   
Bourne Legacy, The (2012)
Bourne 4 Adventure.
Nov 22, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Broken Arrow (1996)
Huge bomb for Travolta.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Gay Men & Hair Loss (2005)
Hair vanishes with poof.
Jul 8, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Heavy Metal In Baghdad (2007)
Iraq'n'Roll.
Oct 7, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
The Right Hand Stuff.
Jul 11, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Invisible Agent (1942)
I don't spy spy.
May 25, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Invisible Man's Revenge, The (1944)
Didn't see revenge coming.
Jun 2, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Mean Girls (2004)
LiLo and Bitch.
Aug 18, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Meet Dave (2008)
Eddie Murphy Vehicle.
Jul 31, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Mission To Mars (2000)
Tim and Space.
Jan 21, 2010
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon (1998)
Pammy gets T-Boned.
Oct 17, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Transylvania 6-5000 (1963)
What's up, Drac?
Jan 7, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
Wimbledon (2004)
Bettany nets Dunst.
Sep 29, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (14)   
2012 (2009)
Disastrous Date Movie.
Nov 18, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
9to5: Days In Porn (2008)
Works hard every day.
Jan 27, 2009
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Dragged through the Bush.
Mar 25, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (13)   
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