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Reviews by 'Montacute'

Current status of Movie fan with a total of 48 reviews published to date.

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Review Score

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Cast Away (2000)

T.Hanks. A lot.

Aug 25, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (41)

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

Look Who's Tolkien Two.

Aug 13, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (38)

Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)

Bourne two... run!

Jul 30, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (36)

Spider-Man (2002)

Once bitten nice guy.

Aug 5, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (35)

Frankenstein (1931)

Carrion Doctor.

Sep 17, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (33)

Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)

Vengeful woman needs shrink.

Aug 19, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (27)

Psycho (1960)

I see dead; peephole.

Aug 22, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (25)

Day Of The Jackal, The (1973)

He shoots! Misses deGaulle.

Sep 14, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (21)

Seventh Seal, The (1957)

Swedish pawn flick.

Oct 15, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (21)

Snatch (2000)

Pitt: ready to mumble.

Aug 16, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (21)

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Once bitten, twice shy.

Aug 5, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (21)

Weird Science (1985)

Geeks in CD ROMance.

Sep 17, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (20)

Coffee And Cigarettes (2003)

Coughey.

Nov 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (19)

Robocop (1987)

Police... live and unplugged.

Aug 25, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (19)

Troy (2004)

Greased Greeks look Homersexual.

Jul 28, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (19)

Oliver! (1968)

Hardy Oliver gets laurels.

Sep 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (18)

AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)

Lacks Arnie's Ripley muscles.

Aug 16, 2004
Unscored

Vote (17)

Barry Lyndon (1975)

Memoirs of Lyndon's Johnson.

Sep 13, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (17)

Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)

Wood Vibrations.

Dec 9, 2004
Unscored

Vote (17)

Paycheck (2003)

Only decent paycheck: Ben's.

Aug 10, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (17)

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

Anorexia from Knightley exercising.

Aug 16, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil (1997)

Gay Jude.

Dec 6, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Son Of Frankenstein (1939)

Carrion Again Doctor.

Sep 17, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (16)

Troy (2004)

Brad makes histroy.

Aug 10, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (16)

Casino (1995)

Dicey dead people.

Aug 16, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Lost In Space (1998)

So let's panic! (anagram)

Feb 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (15)

Blade Runner (1982)

Dick's four skin-jobs.

Jul 28, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (14)

Ocean Terminal (1952)

Dock-umentary.

Sep 5, 2004
Unscored

Vote (14)

Son Of Frankenstein (1939)

Back to the suture.

Dec 6, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (14)

Total Recall (1990)

Arnie remembers it wholesale.

Jul 28, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (14)

English Patient, The (1996)

Ralph Fiennes soul mate.

Jul 28, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Graduate, The (1967)

Robinson Crusade; Benj clueless.

Nov 15, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (13)

Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)

Frodo fingers slippery ring.

Aug 5, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (13)

Russian Revolution, The (1998)

Serfs Up in Moscow.

Nov 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

54 (1998)

Defunked nightclub.

Jul 28, 2006
Unscored

Vote (12)

Barbarella (1968)

Jane's blonde pussy galore.

Sep 22, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (12)

Girlfriend (2004)

Indian lesbians Goa-tit.

Sep 20, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (12)

Jean De Florette (1986)

New neighbour's a bastard.

Sep 13, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)

Bill's five-step program.

Aug 5, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (12)

It (1990)

Rotten Curry clogs sewer.

Sep 14, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (11)

Doors, The (1991)

Rock 'n' Rolling Stone.

Aug 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (10)

Amadeus (1984)

Wolfgang puckish.

Nov 3, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (8)

Roxanne (1987)

Roxanne red-lights Cyrano.

Sep 14, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)

Hotter Potter faces rotter.

Nov 23, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

Uma stalks the Earth.

Aug 2, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)

Match of the Dei.

Nov 10, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Little Big Man (1970)

Dessicated dodecagenarian's dubious deeds.

Mar 9, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)

Thong for Guy.

Jun 30, 2008
Unscored

Vote (2)