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Current status of Movie deity (Bronze) with a total of 4539 reviews published to date.
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Super Size Me (2004)
A month of sundaes.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (125)   
Titanic (1997)
The unsinkable happens.
Oct 13, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (121)   
Se7en (1995)
Bride's head, revisited.
May 4, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (93)   
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
11 out of 10.
Apr 23, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (72)   
Wild Wild West (1999)
Smith and Western.
May 15, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (72)   
Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, The (1979)
Cod help us.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (68)   
Jaws (1975)
Diet: fish and ships.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (66)   
Shrek (2001)
Murphy talks out ass.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (59)   
Madness Of King George, The (1994)
George looney.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (57)   
Bad Santa (2003)
Father XXX-mas.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (56)   
Pretty Woman (1990)
CAN Buy Me Love.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (56)   
Signs (2002)
ET mow lawn.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (55)   
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Yellowship of the Ringo.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (55)   
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Puppets Of The Caribbean.
Sep 4, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (54)   
Cast Away (2000)
Sand and deliver.
Nov 24, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (52)   
Jaws 2 (1978)
De-jaws-vu.
May 16, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (52)   
Russian Revolution, The (1998)
Tsar Wars.
Jun 14, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (52)   
Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)
The Life of Brain.
Mar 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (50)   
XXx (2002)
Name's XX. X XX.
May 16, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (49)   
Moby Dick (1956)
Death Of A Whaleman.
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (48)   
Buck Rogers In The 25th Century (1979)
Buck To The Future.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (46)   
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
Sleeping On The Enemy.
Jul 20, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (46)   
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Peeping Tom.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 0/5		  
  Vote (46)   
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
The Magnificent Sever.
May 16, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (46)   
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Dwarves play miner roles.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (46)   
Trainspotting (1996)
Scottish high lads.
Nov 26, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (45)   
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox saved from extinction.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (44)   
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Mary, head of state.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (44)   
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
George. Michael.
Jul 8, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (44)   
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Shocker: Tom is Jerry.
Apr 2, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (44)   
The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Brother Beer.
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (44)   
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Lion, Witch, Wide road.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (44)   
Dune (1984)
Spice invaders.
Sep 14, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (43)   
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Sleeping in Sea Atoll.
May 12, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (42)   
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Band on the run.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (41)   
Free Willy (1993)
Boy gets Willy out.
Sep 4, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (41)   
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Kill to dress.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (41)   
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dandy lion.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (41)   
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Me, Myself and Who?
Aug 4, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (40)   
K-19: The Widowmaker (2002)
20,000 Leaks Under Sea.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (40)   
Troy (2004)
Based on Troy story.
Jun 1, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (40)   
X-Men (2000)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Humans??
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (40)   
Animal Farm (1999)
Capitalist pigs.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire (2000)
Mothersucker.
Jun 21, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The (2004)
Absorbant the Geek.
Feb 22, 2005
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Die Hard (1988)
Bruce wins Hans down.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (38)   
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Jumbo fries.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (38)   
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Bobbitt accepts severance pay.
Jun 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (38)   
Man Without A Face, The (1993)
Mel suffers facial discrimination.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (38)   
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Williams - Mork or Mindy?
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (38)   
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Ultimate judge gives '10'.
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (38)   
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Meg cums to dinner.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (38)   
Demonstrating The Action Of The Chicago Pneumatic Shell Riveters On The Underside Of The Hull Of A Steel Vessel. Taken For The Chicago Pneumatic Tool Co. (1900)
Riveting!
Apr 18, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (37)   
George Of The Jungle (1997)
George. Bush.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (37)   
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Shotgun wedding.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (37)   
American Pie (1999)
Pork pie.
Oct 2, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (36)   
Cocktail (1988)
Tom Cruise behind bars.
Jul 10, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (36)   
I Am Sam (2001)
Dumb And Daughter.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (36)   
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Jesus does the nailing!
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (36)   
Life Of Brian (1979)
Jesus, but completely different.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (36)   
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Luke, use the fortissimo.
Apr 29, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (35)   
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton is fully occupied.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (35)   
Making Of 'Psycho', The (1997)
'Psycho' analysis.
May 2, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (35)   
Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
Socks in the City.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (35)   
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Watch 'passed through' generations.
Apr 10, 2004
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (35)   
Body Of Evidence (1993)
Unlike a virgin.
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Mel promotes Red Cross.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (34)   
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
All Aramaic to me.
Mar 18, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (34)   
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Guest guitarist.
Jun 26, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (34)   
Titanic (1997)
Leonardo DiCapsized.
Mar 18, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (1980)
Eats shoe and leaves.
Jul 24, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris Hilton very accommodating.
Feb 28, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Sine of madness.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (33)   
Chicken Thief, The (1902)
Poultry heist.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Cock Fight, The (1894)
A fowl sport.
Jul 5, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Man In The Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story (2004)
Michael J. Facts.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Kirk becomes Bones.
Mar 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Conan The Destroyer (1984)
Conan gets new nickname.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
United States of Antarctica.
Jul 24, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (32)   
Don King: Only In America (1997)
Lord of the Ring.
Jun 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Here Are The Smurfs (1984)
Blue movie for kids.
Nov 1, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Madonna: Truth Or Dare (1991)
Pop tart.
Aug 27, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Tomfoolery.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Beware: sexually transmitted desserts.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Flesh Gordon (1974)
Gordon bleu.
Jun 26, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Hindenburg, The (1975)
Flightanic.
May 14, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Ice Age (2002)
Squirrel's nuts freeze.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Cobain, plugged.
Jul 20, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002)
Aboriginal kids boomerang back.
Sep 5, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Runaway Bride (1999)
Julia's altar ego.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Superman (1978)
Reeve at break-neck speed.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (31)   
The Dog Who Was A Cat Inside (2002)
Puss in Bitch.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Troy (2004)
Homer? Greek shakes spear.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Winged Migration (2001)
Birds, in formation, information.
Jul 30, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Bite worse than bark.
May 26, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)
Southern comfort.
May 16, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (30)   
Bestiality (1976)
Shaggy dog story.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Big Bird In China (1983)
Peking duck.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Bride Of Frankenstein, The (1935)
The Corpse Bride.
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Firth gets BJ.
Aug 28, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (30)   
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