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Shining, The (1980)
Blood takes the elevator.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Lucas destroys your childhood.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Ghost World (2001)
Sarcasm gets Enid nowhere.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
True Romance (1993)
Cantaloupe purposely offends eggplant.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Ending: intergalactic hotel room?
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Minority Report (2002)
Bald chick's oddly sexy.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
You've Got Mail (1998)
eRomantic eComedy is eBoring.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Universally loathed. With reason.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Stone mishandles Tarantino's script.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
O (2001)
Hollywood rapes Shakespeare! Again!
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Pi (1998)
Rabid rabbis demand digits.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Ring, The (2002)
Avoid televisions, phones, horses.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
American History X (1998)
Redemption at a price.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Batman Forever (1995)
Batman's descent into mediocrity.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Chicago (2002)
Singing killers and vaudevillers.
Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Absolute definition of satire.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Glory (1989)
Broderick dies. In sand.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lolita (1997)
More explicit, less exquisite.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Lost Highway (1997)
Arquette brunette, then blonde.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Men Of Honor (2000)
Sub-sea level schmaltz.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Red Dragon (2002)
Feinnes evolves. Hopkins doesn't.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Everyone but Pink perishes.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Saturday Night Fever (1977)
Bejewelled polyester with heart.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Adaptation. (2002)
Self-referential gags agogo.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Pearce, Weaving prance beautifully.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Holy Clooney, Batman. Disgraceful.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Beach, The (2000)
Stupid people inhabit island.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Rainy technoir still incomparable.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Cabaret (1972)
Bird bullies bisexual boyfriend.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Clerks. (1994)
Disgruntled, philosophical counter-jockeys.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Craft, The (1996)
Trailer trash goes 'magickal'.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Erin Brockovich (2000)
Teats victorious; film not.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Good. Beware subliminal wangs.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Gangs Of New York (2002)
Epic snoozefest spans decades.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Ghost In The Shell (1995)
Stylishly philosophical Matrix ancestor.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Heathers (1988)
Slater's satirical suicide setups.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Tom Cruise wears stilts.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)
Jealous Julia jarringly boring.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Pledge, The (2001)
Lukewarm, plodding Penn directorial.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Goons retrieve red herring.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Dope, amphetamines, television, infection.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Road To Perdition (2002)
Skeezy hitman photographs Hanks.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Se7en (1995)
Spacey bizarre per usual.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Willis's acting suitably dead.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Taxi Driver (1976)
'Hawked driver proves hazardous.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Vanilla Sky (2001)
Bratty characters need euthanisation.
Jan 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
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