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Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Spacey limps. Then doesn't.
May 10, 2002
Scored 4/5
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There's Something About Mary (1998)
Penis juice hair mousse.
May 7, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(6)
American Beauty (1999)
Plastic bag dances beautifully.
May 7, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Gladiator (2000)
Macho Maximus mauls men.
May 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Sweetest Thing, The (2002)
Vapid slatterns act stupid.
May 7, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Armageddon (1998)
Asteroid is best actor.
May 10, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Babe (1995)
Plucky pig avoids slaughterhouse.
May 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Death To Smoochy (2002)
Embarassment to all concerned.
May 10, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Delicatessen (1991)
French cooking secrets exposed!
May 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Face/Off (1997)
Peel 'n' stick countenances.
May 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)
Jessica goes 'lesbian lite'.
Jul 4, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Halle nekkid. Bonus tattoo.
May 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Damn dirty apes! Yeah!
May 11, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Risky Business (1983)
Cruise does jockey dance.
May 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Spider-Man (2002)
Web ejaculated for justice!
May 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Waterworld (1995)
Film desperately needs flushing.
May 10, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)
Masturbating Mexican muchachos mature.
May 7, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Am�lie (2001)
Quirky film brings smiles!
May 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bad Company (2002)
Hopkins should be ashamed.
Jul 26, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Men in Mogadishu meatgrinder.
May 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Contact (1997)
Jodie successfully seeks aliens.
May 10, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Frailty (2001)
Killing demons in flashback.
May 10, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Gosford Park (2001)
Snobby Brits, murky plot.
May 2, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hollow Man (2000)
Bad Bacon; Transparent plot.
May 10, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Last Of The Mohicans, The (1992)
Daniel dreamy in buckskins.
May 11, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Incredulously, convicts extremely musicial!
May 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Andrea Gail goes down.
May 10, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sabrina (1954)
Perfection! Why do remake?
May 11, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Signs (2002)
Phoenix hits home run.
Oct 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Space Cowboys (2000)
Boring astronauts with dentures.
May 11, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Stargate (1994)
Anemic film. Crying shame.
May 11, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Stir Of Echoes (1999)
Sweaty Bacon digs holes.
May 11, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Steamy staircase sex.
May 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
What Lies Beneath (2000)
Vengeance of bloated corpse.
May 10, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Zulu (1964)
The natives are restless...
May 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Aliens (1986)
Fearless Ripley slays aliens.
May 7, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Brilliant mathematician, deeply psychotic.
May 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
Updated 'Alice In Wonderland'.
May 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Damon? Action hero failure.
Jul 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Con Air (1997)
Cage kicks con ass.
May 10, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Fargo (1996)
America? Meet the Midwest!
May 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Fifth Element, The (1997)
Hack saves the universe.
May 10, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Dreadful dredlocked Jolie. Ugghh!
May 10, 2002
Scored 2/5
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High Crimes (2002)
Slow paced. Total waste.
May 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Jean De Florette (1986)
Well digging causes death.
May 11, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Matrix, The (1999)
Unplugged, Neo takes plunge.
May 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Meet The Parents (2000)
Nerdy Stiller milks felines.
May 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Memento (2000)
Tour de force plotting.
May 7, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Men In Black II (2002)
Alien mayhem. Mediocre movie.
Jul 26, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Mexican, The (2001)
Many Mexicans steal gun.
May 11, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Other Side Of Heaven, The (2001)
Sentimental, mawkish Mormon propaganda.
May 10, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Pacific Heights (1990)
Tenant from hell. Roaches.
May 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Predator (1987)
Film's NRA dream scenario!
May 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Reign Of Fire (2002)
Buff McConaughey. Flabby movie.
Jul 26, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Scorpion King, The (2002)
Buff Egyptian scores sorceress.
May 2, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Arrogant adolescent. Amputated arm.
May 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke's sinister father revealed.
May 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Total Recall (1990)
Another Arnie grunt fest.
May 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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True Lies (1994)
Arnie kicks Arab ass.
May 11, 2002
Scored 5/5
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