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Usually good, often cheesy.
Reviews by 'pizza'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
702
reviews published to date.
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TRON: Legacy (2010)
Son of a glitch.
Sep 17, 2010
Unscored
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(27)
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011)
Leave it, too Bieber.
Feb 10, 2011
Unscored
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(21)
Quiz Show (1994)
A know-win situation.
Mar 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(20)
Jurassic Park (1993)
DNAsaurs.
Mar 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(19)
Logan's Run (1976)
Escape from old: York.
Nov 10, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(19)
They Live (1988)
Contact. Lenses.
Oct 21, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(18)
Inception (2010)
Page lands dream job.
Jul 21, 2010
Unscored
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(18)
Core, The (2003)
Deeply boring.
Mar 16, 2010
Scored 1/5
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(17)
Easy A (2010)
Emma lies with boys.
Sep 19, 2010
Unscored
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(17)
Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
Butler did it.
Oct 25, 2009
Unscored
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(16)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Age of coming story.
May 4, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Avatar (2009)
In the Na�vi.
Oct 4, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(15)
Killing Zoe (1993)
Reservoir Frogs.
Oct 21, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(15)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Caine driven to crime.
May 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(14)
TRON (1982)
Hacker gets with program.
Oct 26, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Star Trek (2009)
Spocks fly.
Oct 26, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Carrey is a dick.
Nov 23, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Black Swan (2010)
White bird's dark side.
Sep 20, 2010
Unscored
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(13)
Road, The (2009)
The bleak fast club.
Nov 13, 2009
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(13)
King's Speech, The (2010)
'Address of King George'.
Jan 3, 2011
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(13)
No Strings Attached (2011)
Portman finds the Reitman.
Jan 25, 2011
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(13)
American, The (2010)
'The piece maker'.
Sep 10, 2010
Unscored
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(12)
Bobby Fischer Against The World (2011)
Grandmaster's life in pieces.
Feb 15, 2011
Unscored
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(12)
Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
Arizona intolerant of aliens.
Jan 3, 2011
Unscored
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(12)
Crimson Tide (1995)
Row, row, row u-boat.
Oct 26, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Dilemma, The (2011)
Ryder doesn't con Vince.
Jan 16, 2011
Unscored
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(12)
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
Dinosaurs back for Moore.
Feb 18, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(12)
Unforgiven (1992)
Whores solicit Munny shots.
Jan 11, 2012
Unscored
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(12)
Soloist, The (2009)
Ocello.
Oct 5, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(12)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Bespectacled boy cracks Riddle.
Jul 30, 2011
Unscored
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(12)
Pitch Black (2000)
Solar failure, Diesel running.
Mar 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Source Code (2011)
Illogical 'Code' reboots commuter.
Mar 29, 2011
Unscored
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(12)
Soul Surfer (2011)
Surfer out on limb.
Apr 15, 2011
Unscored
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(11)
50/50 (2011)
Close shave for Gordon-Levitt.
Dec 17, 2011
Unscored
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(11)
Argo (2012)
Affleck's breakout movie production.
Oct 27, 2012
Unscored
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(11)
Buried (2010)
American cover-up in Iraq.
Sep 17, 2010
Unscored
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(11)
Apt Pupil (1998)
Nazi tutor improves concentration.
May 13, 2012
Unscored
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(11)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Three funerals and awake.
Nov 4, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(11)
Your Highness (2011)
Portman's ass gets medieval.
Jan 8, 2011
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(11)
Eight Men Out (1988)
End of an E.R.A.
Nov 9, 2009
Unscored
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(11)
Vice (2018)
Bale becomes complete Dick.
Jan 8, 2019
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(11)
This Is It (2009)
Dead horse: Beat It.
Nov 23, 2009
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(10)
Town, The (2010)
Ballpark hit goes foul.
Sep 20, 2010
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(10)
Wayne's World (1992)
Steal Wayne's girl? Lowe.
Nov 12, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Lucy (2014)
Drug mule changes mind.
Nov 30, 2014
Unscored
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(10)
Star Trek (2009)
'Trek' gets new stars.
Sep 12, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Jerk, The (1979)
Steve Martin's off-color comedy.
Mar 29, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Limitless (2011)
Novel agent advances writer.
Mar 27, 2011
Unscored
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(10)
Primer (2004)
Engineers work over time.
Mar 27, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Secretariat (2010)
Stud achieves memorable threesome.
Dec 28, 2010
Unscored
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(10)
Sucker Punch (2011)
Sweet dreams, Baby Doll.
Sep 2, 2011
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(10)
127 Hours (2010)
Boulder visit costs arm.
Jan 11, 2011
Unscored
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(10)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Third Reich's last Waltz.
Mar 25, 2011
Unscored
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(10)
Moneyball (2011)
Pitt drives team bats.
Oct 30, 2011
Unscored
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(10)
Real Steel (2011)
Metal boxer no lightweight.
Feb 18, 2011
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(10)
Annie Hall (1977)
Allen versus city, Hall.
Mar 27, 2010
Unscored
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(9)
Flight (2012)
Stoned pilot's career: belly-up.
Nov 6, 2012
Unscored
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(9)
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Brainwashed soldier goes POW.
Dec 30, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(9)
127 Hours (2010)
Trapped climber needs hand.
Feb 14, 2011
Unscored
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(9)
Contact (1997)
Alien's code: Morse.
Apr 29, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Desperado (1995)
Mariachi band's greatest hit.
Jan 7, 2011
Unscored
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(9)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Nuke clearance, Sellers beware.
Mar 19, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Kids Are All Right, The (2010)
Moore is really les.
Sep 12, 2011
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Solaris (2002)
Ex-wife invades astronaut's space.
Mar 27, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Captain Marvel (2019)
That Brie is strong.
Jan 25, 2019
Unscored
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(9)
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Penn filled with fluid.
Sep 26, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Departures (2008)
Cellist instrumental as undertaker.
Sep 20, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Despicable Me 2 (2013)
Bald ex-supervillain meets Wiig.
Aug 15, 2013
Unscored
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(9)
Eagle, The (2011)
Tatum: Roman around Britain.
Feb 10, 2011
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(9)
Flight (2012)
Pilot won't roll over.
Nov 6, 2012
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(9)
Shining, The (1980)
Overlooked writer gets axe.
Apr 1, 2011
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(9)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Nun, family find harmony.
Nov 9, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Unknown (2011)
Botanist's life mysteriously uprooted.
Feb 18, 2011
Unscored
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(9)
Happening, The (2008)
Wahlberg breaks deadly wind.
Sep 15, 2011
Unscored
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(9)
Revenant, The (2015)
Leo one Hardy survivor.
Jan 14, 2016
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(9)
Rite, The (2011)
Many wrongs make 'Rite'.
Jan 30, 2011
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(9)
Sleepers (1996)
Hell's Kitchen burns Bacon.
Jan 6, 2011
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(9)
Blackhat (2015)
"Mann vs. machine"
Jan 25, 2015
Unscored
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(8)
Ethan Frome (1993)
Sled suicide goes downhill.
Sep 26, 2010
Unscored
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(8)
Hereafter (2010)
Reluctant psychic lacks spirit.
Jan 4, 2011
Unscored
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(8)
Identity Thief (2013)
Bateman & robbing.
Aug 16, 2013
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(8)
Inception (2010)
Leo: living the dream.
Jul 15, 2010
Unscored
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(8)
Kids Are All Right, The (2010)
Donor lends Moore sperm.
Feb 14, 2011
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Knowing (2009)
Predictable disaster movie.
Oct 1, 2009
Unscored
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(8)
Priest (2011)
Vampires make Bettany cross.
Oct 7, 2011
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(8)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Email couple clicks.
Apr 3, 2010
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(8)
Agony And The Ecstasy Of Phil Spector, The (2009)
Music producer sounds off.
Jan 18, 2011
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(8)
Interstellar (2014)
McConaughey ticks off daughter.
Nov 30, 2014
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Lion King, The (1994)
Cub's crown takes lifetime.
Mar 19, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Moon (2009)
Injured astronaut sees double.
Mar 30, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(8)
My Dinner With Andre (1981)
Shawn, Gregory chew fat.
Jan 5, 2011
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(8)
Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
Lars and the reel-girl.
Oct 10, 2017
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(8)
Disaster Artist, The (2017)
'Hai Mark's for Franco.
Dec 16, 2017
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(8)
Justice League (2017)
DC: "what have Whedon?"
Dec 16, 2017
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(8)
Knight And Day (2010)
Vanilla Spy.
Jul 27, 2010
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
'Pirates' franchise getting old.
Feb 24, 2011
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Favourite, The (2018)
Queen's choice isn't Weisz.
Dec 19, 2018
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(8)
Hangover Part II, The (2011)
Bangkok bachelors monkey around.
Jun 2, 2011
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(8)
Hostel (2005)
'Eurotrap'.
Feb 23, 2011
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(8)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
Brit fights for Guinness.
Aug 15, 2013
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(8)
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