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Usually good, often cheesy.
Reviews by 'pizza'
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with a total of
702
reviews published to date.
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Back-Up Plan, The (2010)
J-Lo gets cold feet?!
May 24, 2010
Scored 1/5
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Butler, The (2013)
Server hosts executive address.
Aug 21, 2013
Unscored
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Tom Hanks. Louvre story.
Aug 22, 2010
Scored 2/5
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District 9 (2009)
No space for refugees.
Dec 29, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Ghost World (2001)
Record collector does 360.
Aug 29, 2013
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Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug, The (2013)
Second 'Hobbit' drags on.
Jan 1, 2014
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Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Jackson doesn't jump shark.
Aug 19, 2013
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Ender's Game (2013)
'Ender' fails to adapt.
Aug 18, 2013
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Hunter, The (2011)
Dafoe tells lonely tail.
Oct 29, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Prometheus (2012)
"Lost" in space.
Sep 13, 2016
Scored 1/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Fall of roaming Empire.
Sep 20, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Fast Five (2011)
Rock impacts Diesel vehicle.
Feb 16, 2011
Unscored
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Gravity (2013)
Mission specialist is down-to-Earth.
Feb 14, 2014
Unscored
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History Of Violence, A (2005)
Viggo dreads "family" reunion.
Aug 23, 2013
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Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug, The (2013)
Second 'Hobbit': a drag.
Feb 6, 2014
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Proposition, The (2005)
Huston taken outback, shot.
Jan 19, 2011
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What Just Happened (2008)
DeNiro hounds film shootings.
Sep 26, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Abyss, The (1989)
Cameron's anti-war ending: deep.
Jan 22, 2014
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Blade Runner (1982)
Hauer meets his maker.
Mar 2, 2016
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Bridge Too Far, A (1977)
Allied drop falls flat.
Jan 28, 2014
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Carnage (2011)
Insincere couples become hysterical.
Aug 25, 2013
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Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)
Injured Batman gets well.
Aug 19, 2013
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Deep Impact (1998)
Find comet? Elijah would!
Dec 24, 2010
Scored 4/5
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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Boy shelters illegal alien.
Sep 17, 2010
Scored 5/5
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God Bless America (2011)
Bobcat blasts pop culture.
Aug 28, 2013
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Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Dumbledore falls for plot.
Feb 24, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Helvetica (2007)
Swiss face account.
Dec 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)
Vegetables help people grow.
Sep 17, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Ronin (1998)
DeNiro's worst case scenario.
Dec 30, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (2013)
Stiller's daydreamer lacks imagination.
Jan 6, 2014
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Blackfish (2013)
SeaWorld's whale of problem.
Jan 19, 2014
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Blind Side, The (2009)
Bullock tackles big brother.
Apr 1, 2010
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(1)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Porn stud makes Mark.
Mar 24, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Christopher Robin (2018)
Grownup struggles with Pooh.
Jan 21, 2019
Unscored
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(1)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Donnie misses plane, crushed.
Mar 30, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Priest steals child's possessions.
Aug 25, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Depp: High and dry.
Aug 21, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Ford proves innocence, singlehandedly.
Nov 3, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Furry Vengeance (2010)
Fraser and animals: revolting.
May 4, 2010
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Gone Girl (2014)
"Tyler Perry's Madea Lawyer"
Mar 4, 2015
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(1)
Hereafter (2010)
Reluctant psychic does reading.
Jan 7, 2011
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(1)
John Wick 3: Parabellum (2019)
Black Berry preserves Keanu.
Jan 18, 2019
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John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)
Keanu's breech triggers blowback.
Jan 21, 2019
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(1)
Julie & Julia (2009)
Fussy Child rebuffs cook.
Mar 31, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Leon (1994)
Portman has some Gaul.
Sep 20, 2011
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Man On A Ledge (2012)
Leth's 'Man' falls flat.
Aug 21, 2013
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(1)
Mother! (2017)
J-Law is a gem!
Sep 29, 2017
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(1)
Paper Lion (1968)
Plimpton: it ain't easy.
Apr 9, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Rendition (2007)
Terror incognita.
Aug 20, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Riker and Troi: engaged.
Oct 1, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Titanic II (2010)
Dyke doesn't hold water.
Sep 17, 2010
Scored 1/5
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(1)
True Grit (1969)
Tasteless Rooster needs Pepper.
Oct 9, 2010
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(1)
Vanishing On 7th Street (2010)
Christensen explores Detroit's darkside.
Feb 18, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Vox Lux (2018)
Popstar gets her shot.
Jan 18, 2019
Unscored
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(1)
Way Back, The (2010)
Farrell takes 'Long Walk'.
Jan 12, 2011
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(1)
American Animals (2018)
Library thieves eventually booked.
Jun 24, 2018
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(1)
Annihilation (2018)
Natalie Portman confronts 'Stalker'.
Mar 3, 2018
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(1)
Blind Side, The (2009)
Babe and tackle.
Apr 1, 2010
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(1)
Blindspotting (2018)
Oakland ex-con is moving.
Jul 29, 2018
Unscored
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(1)
Brexit: The Uncivil War (2019)
Brexit-dick Cumberbatch
Jan 18, 2019
Unscored
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(1)
Butler, The (2013)
Whitaker rides presidents' coattails.
Aug 18, 2013
Unscored
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(1)
Climax (2018)
Drugs: just say Noe.
Mar 22, 2019
Unscored
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(1)
Cloud Atlas (2012)
Matrix creators explore commutativity.
Oct 31, 2012
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(1)
Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
Constance woos rich boy.
Jan 6, 2019
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(1)
Dark Shadows (2012)
Burton's anachronistic vampire sucks.
May 14, 2012
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Death Proof (2007)
Psychopathic stuntman's Challenger appears.
Sep 13, 2010
Unscored
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Dredd (2012)
Rookie seeks A.D. visor.
Sep 20, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Easy Rider (1969)
High bikers eventually crash.
Jan 6, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Ferris's driving damages Cam.
Apr 1, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation (2013)
G.I. tract's second wind.
Aug 19, 2013
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Gone Girl (2014)
Rosamund's marriage: has-ben.
Mar 4, 2015
Unscored
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Green Room (2015)
Bald captain leads skinheads.
May 4, 2016
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Green Zone (2010)
Damon's Iraq quest: A-bomb.
Mar 20, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
History Of The World: Part I (1981)
Brooks tells ancient jokes.
Sep 20, 2011
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The (2012)
Live-action 'Hobbit' still drawn-out.
Dec 24, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
How To Train Your Dragon (2010)
Flamer entices Viking boy.
Apr 3, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Insidious (2010)
'Saw' director goes Further.
Mar 29, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Into Eternity (2010)
Nuclear debate goes underground.
Feb 11, 2011
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Invincible (2006)
Football player behind bars.
Apr 8, 2010
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(1)
Judge Dredd (1995)
'Judge'? Jury: executioner.
Feb 19, 2011
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Kick-Ass (2010)
Hit-Girl released from Cage.
Sep 10, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
King Of Thieves (2018)
'The Great Caine Robbery'
Jan 18, 2019
Unscored
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(1)
North By Northwest (1959)
Mistaken identity, Granted.
Mar 19, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Old Man & The Gun, The (2018)
Robber Redford.
Mar 12, 2019
Unscored
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(1)
Phantom Thread (2017)
Day-Lewis romances Miss Sew-and-sew.
Feb 25, 2019
Unscored
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(1)
Red Violin, The (1998)
Instrument presents extraordinary composition.
Jan 16, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Salt (2010)
Jolie plays seasoned agent.
Aug 26, 2010
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Snowpiercer (2013)
Ending's a train wreck.
Dec 3, 2014
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(1)
Sonic The Hedgehog (2020)
Hedgehog on the run.
Jan 18, 2019
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Sorcerer's Apprentice, The (2010)
Cage mentors wiz kid.
Jul 22, 2010
Scored 1/5
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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Kirk, Bones on ice.
Nov 3, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Meat: the patrons.
Sep 17, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Thor Taika different direction...
Jan 6, 2019
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True Grit (2010)
Cowboy played by Dude.
Jan 3, 2011
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Upgrade (2018)
Wife's murder is Siri-us.
Jun 5, 2018
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(1)
Vox Lux (2018)
Natalie Portman gets popped.
Jan 21, 2019
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(1)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Leo hounds great Danes.
Oct 30, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(1)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Jurors follow suit.
Nov 3, 2009
Scored 5/5
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2010 (1984)
Rushin' astronauts, monolithic explosion.
Apr 8, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Action Point (2018)
Jackass put in park.
Jun 22, 2018
Unscored
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