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with a total of
242
reviews published to date.
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101 Reykjav�k (2000)
Icelander fathers own 'brother'.
Oct 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Fourth 'movie' Idle effort.
Nov 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Before Sunset (2004)
Delpy's waltz last.
Oct 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Ears looking at you?
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dark Water (2005)
Connelly's damp area filled.
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Factotum (2005)
Dillon's amusing drunken musings.
Oct 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Massacre At Central High (1976)
'Scream' meets 'Animal Farm'.
Sep 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Men In Black II (2002)
Pug helps hunt 'bug'.
Oct 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Squid And The Whale, The (2005)
Squid, whale, kids derail.
Oct 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Lesbian's letter converts Portman.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Witchboard (1985)
Different Linda B possessed.
Oct 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Alien (1979)
Pussy chaser's alien fodder.
Jun 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Aliens (1986)
Aliens' activity: ant analogy.
Jul 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Appartement, L' (1996)
Max's menage-a-quatre.
Jul 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Braindead (1992)
Zombie gestates in hours!
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dark Water (2005)
Connelly haunted by abandonment.
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Pazuzu causes puberty allegory.
Jul 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Hostel (2005)
Roth's softcore torture porn.
Aug 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Night Flier (1997)
Biggles' blood binge.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A (1987)
Dream warriors' 'powers' pathetic.
Jul 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, A (1988)
Krueger kills karate kid.
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Chutney ferrets.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Rage: Carrie 2, The (1999)
Suvari only 4 points?!
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Airplane! (1980)
Disaster movie highly amusing.
Jul 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Bats (1999)
Bats out of Hell.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Galaxy Of Terror (1981)
Taaffe has grubby sex.
Oct 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Grave Of The Fireflies (1988)
Give Setsuko a satsuma!
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Mindhunters (2004)
Smoking (and stupidity) kills.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)
Thorn in Harrow's (back)side.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Ring Two, The (2005)
Nakata cannibalises Dark Water.
Oct 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Spaceballs (1987)
Self-referential Star Wars moggery.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Spellbound (2002)
X verbs Y's noun.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Alien� (1992)
Foreign body in porridge.
Jul 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Alligator (1980)
The Great Big Gator.
Aug 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Am�lie (2001)
Imaginative waitress plays God.
May 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
American Haunting, An (2005)
Bell Witch legend raped.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Brick (2005)
Brendan's Brickwork avenges Emily.
May 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
The Joy of Lex.
Oct 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Fly, The (1986)
Entomological anthropoidal amalgamation. (Simple!).
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Galaxy Of Terror (1981)
Freddy vs Freddy.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
GoldenEye (1995)
Famke revives Bond-age.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
I Spit On Your Grave (1978)
Kill Bill meets Deliverance.
Jul 24, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Ice Storm, The (1997)
Wife-swapping anyone? Ripley's game.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
In The Company Of Men (1997)
Three-way relationship's unsound.
Jun 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Journey To The Center Of The Earth (1959)
Icelandic duck discovers Atlantis?!
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Junebug (2005)
Mother-in-law underwhelmed by spoon.
Oct 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
New Nightmare (1994)
Freddy goes all postmodern.
Jun 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Nightmare On Elm Street: The Dream Child, A (1989)
5th Nightmare knocked up.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Ogre gets sexier ass.
Jun 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Stand, The (1994)
Stephen King's Great Expectorations.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Strange Bedfellows (2004)
Hogan requires homo improvements.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Before Sunrise (1995)
Good night, Vienna.
Oct 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Braindead (1992)
The bowels of Hell.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Cinema Paradiso (1988)
Alfredo's al fresco cinema.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Coppola's nepotism mars trilogy.
Jun 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
House Of Wax (2005)
Siblings whack wax-whackos.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Identity (2003)
Schizo's alter-egos brutally decimated.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Jaws (1975)
Shaw tackles Cod Almighty.
Jun 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hobbits of Hairyfootshire.
Jul 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, A (1988)
Flaming dog piss resurrects?!
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Depp: mulleted and filleted.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Ring 0 (2000)
Ring-naissance.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Shallow Grave (1994)
Ewan outfoxes Kerry.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Spirited Away (2001)
Sen's spirit-cleansing adventure.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Swiss Gang Bang (2000)
Geneva doesn't need beaver.
Oct 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Waterworld (1995)
Waterworlders implausibly smooth-skinned!
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
9 Songs (2004)
Gig, frig, gig, frig...
Jul 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Barton Fink (1991)
Writer's block is Hell.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Campfire diners risk explosion.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Midnight Cowboy 'sessions'.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Damien: Omen II (1978)
More deaths, fewer omens.
Jun 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Descent, The (2005)
Girls encounter vicious lowlifes.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Krueger slash Vorhees.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
Craven's Krueger creation croaks.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Asians get (moral) high.
May 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Tennant's Tri-Wizard Tournament Trap.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
Hedwig joins the eX-Men.
Jun 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Hero (2002)
Kung fu-Qin great.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
Howl's moving house... literally.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Turner brainspotting at lake.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Manon Des Sources (1986)
Soubeyrans' luck runs dry.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Marathon Man (1976)
Dustin won't acknowledge 'Snickers'.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Meet The Feebles (1989)
'Muppets' missing morals.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge, A (1985)
Freddy enters teenage boy.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)
Neill e-jackal-ates in Harrow.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Piranha Part Two: The Spawning (1981)
Scariest flying piranhas ever.
Oct 13, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Travolta blows face off.
Jul 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Ring (1998)
Sadako creates Japanese puzzle.
Jun 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Ring, The (2002)
Suicide is reinless.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Silent Hill (2006)
'Silent' Hill's wailing sirens?!
Jun 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Strange Bedfellows (2004)
Hogan redefines 'out' back.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Unwanted child's 'Big Brother'.
Jul 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Human/alien Weaved together.
Jul 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Big Fish (2003)
Buscemi's poetry flounders.
Jun 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Big Fish (2003)
Spectre's a real plaice!
Jun 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Cinema Paradiso (1988)
Alfredo saves his kisses.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Re-animated consumers consume looters.
May 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
'Precinct 13' with werewolves.
May 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Donnie ex machina.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Election (1999)
Ferris' flak over Flick.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
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