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Reviews by 'daveyboyUSA'
Current status of
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with a total of
219
reviews published to date.
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Departed, The (2006)
Nicholson: Damon's Irish Godfather.
Oct 30, 2006
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Departed, The (2006)
Boston Street Gets Sheen.
Nov 4, 2006
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Galactic Gigolo (1988)
The Real Space Balls.
Jun 4, 2005
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Game 6 (2005)
90 minute Boston nightmare.
Mar 21, 2006
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Hand That Rocks The Cradle, The (1992)
Peyton Placed.
Jul 24, 2006
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Intimate Portrait: Eva Gabor (1998)
GaBoring all the Way.
Jun 5, 2005
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Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Lauter plays Bench Connection.
Jun 1, 2005
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Out: Stories Of Lesbian And Gay Youth In Canada (1994)
New BumsWick.
Aug 22, 2005
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Perfect Catch, The (2005)
Damon's in the Outfield.
Aug 12, 2005
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Private Parts (1997)
Stern before Getting Sirius.
May 23, 2006
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Rights And Reactions: Lesbian & Gay Rights On Trial (1988)
Queers want Hung Jury.
Jun 21, 2005
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Runaway Jury (2003)
Cusack plays Weisz Guy.
Jul 10, 2006
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Amputating A Leg (1902)
Lead Role Maimed.
Jun 15, 2005
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Pork's the main course.
Jul 13, 2005
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Deliverance (1972)
Ned becomes pork sandwich.
Apr 27, 2006
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Elvis (1968)
Singer Sponsors Singer.
Feb 23, 2006
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Galactic Gigolo (1988)
Obi-Long Kenobi.
May 11, 2005
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Galactic Gigolo (1988)
Dork Vader.
May 19, 2005
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Hollow Man (2000)
AKA Hide the Bacon.
Apr 23, 2007
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Intimate Portrait: Eva Gabor (1998)
An Auntie for Paris.
May 23, 2005
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Last Samurai, The (2003)
Cruise delivers, Togo.
Jul 24, 2006
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Leprechaun 2 (1994)
Erin Go Bride.
Feb 16, 2006
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Out: Stories Of Lesbian And Gay Youth In Canada (1994)
Yukon Jacks - Jacking Off.
Aug 23, 2005
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Private Parts (1997)
Baba-movie.
Mar 23, 2007
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Rent (2005)
Blowhimian Rhapsody.
May 10, 2006
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SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The (2004)
Sponge finds new freedom.
Aug 10, 2005
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Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Frakes takes Number Two.
May 16, 2005
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Superman Returns (2006)
Superman's Returns; not good.
Jul 6, 2006
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Une Indigestion (1902)
Kraut Problem.
Jun 30, 2005
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Unleashed (2005)
Mad Dog & Morgan.
May 18, 2005
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Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
Gift for Saint Dick.
Aug 15, 2005
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Amadeus (1984)
Mozart on Salieri's Liszt.
Nov 14, 2006
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Boy In The Plastic Bubble, The (1976)
Hyland acts age; finally.
May 19, 2005
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Boy In The Plastic Bubble, The (1976)
Reed ultimately needed bubble.
May 25, 2005
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Cinderella Man (2005)
Braddock, Present in Action.
May 30, 2005
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Game 6 (2005)
Game Sucks; for Boston.
Aug 25, 2005
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Game 6 (2005)
New York's 'Fever Pitch'.
May 1, 2007
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Gwar: Suprising Burst Of Chocolate Fudge (1998)
Willy Wanker.
Jun 21, 2005
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Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
Height Requirement Naut Problem.
Jun 5, 2005
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Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood (2003)
Pad-Diddy.
Jun 20, 2005
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Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)
Lieving DC.
May 27, 2005
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Men Of Honor (2000)
Black & blue diver.
Jul 7, 2006
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Out In South Africa (1995)
Hammer on Apartheid.
Jun 20, 2005
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Out: Stories Of Lesbian And Gay Youth In Canada (1994)
Same Sex Trans-Canadians.
Aug 14, 2005
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Out: Stories Of Lesbian And Gay Youth In Canada (1994)
PRIDE Edward Island.
Aug 14, 2005
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Selena (1997)
J-Lo's first concert tour.
Jan 2, 2007
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Superman Returns (2006)
S-Cape; Escapes Child Support.
Jul 11, 2006
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Waiting To Exhale (1995)
Whitney's true Hollywood story.
Aug 23, 2005
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Bright Lights, Big City (1988)
Cocaine sans De Lorean.
Jun 7, 2005
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Cinderella Man (2005)
Braddock draws First Blood.
May 27, 2005
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Courage Under Fire (1996)
Career and Character Die.
Jul 7, 2006
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Dallas (2009)
McLaine channels Miss Elly.
Apr 27, 2006
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Guardian, The (2006)
Kutcher's role belly-flops.
Feb 21, 2007
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History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Turning Japanese History.
Aug 22, 2005
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Insomnia (2002)
Pacino needs Ambien.
May 1, 2006
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Legend Of Lizzie Borden, The (1975)
Bewitched in Fall River.
Feb 10, 2006
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Leprechaun 2 (1994)
Brogue Rouge Harps Bride.
Feb 16, 2006
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Leprechaun 3 (1995)
Lepre-Cons Vegas.
Feb 16, 2006
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Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
Small Step for Diminunautics.
Jun 5, 2005
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Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)
Denzel Liev's Armed Service.
May 27, 2005
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Mary Reilly (1996)
Hyde-ing John Malcovich.
Jul 30, 2005
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Out In South Africa (1995)
Pretorian Hammer.
Jun 20, 2005
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Out: Stories Of Lesbian And Gay Youth In Canada (1994)
Ontario is now OUTario.
Aug 7, 2005
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Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles (2003)
A Halo'd experience.
Jun 30, 2005
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Rights And Reactions: Lesbian & Gay Rights On Trial (1988)
Jury of their queers.
Jun 21, 2005
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Taps (1981)
Short Cruise gets killed.
Nov 1, 2005
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Total Recall (1990)
Arnold pulls huge boogie.
May 18, 2005
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Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
Happy New Rear.
Aug 20, 2005
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Waiting To Exhale (1995)
Story of Whitney's Life.
Aug 22, 2005
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Animal Reproduction And Artificial Insemination In Bovines (1983)
Sans Cow Pokes.
Apr 26, 2006
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Canadian Ballet: Striptease Dancers Of The North (1998)
Canadian shows back-bacon.
Apr 27, 2006
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(1)
Doc Hollywood (1991)
Quack to the Future.
Jul 2, 2005
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Dukes Of Hazzard, The (2005)
Simpson does shorts-film.
Aug 20, 2005
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Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Grand Ol' Orgy.
Aug 22, 2005
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(1)
Galactic Gigolo (1988)
Looking for Princess Lei-her.
May 16, 2005
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(1)
Jeffrey (1995)
Picard's Pretty in Pink.
Jan 28, 2005
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Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
1st IRA Astronaut.
Aug 10, 2005
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(1)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Islam-a-bad joke.
May 23, 2006
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Men Of Honor (2000)
DeNiro runs Sunday school.
Jul 7, 2006
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(1)
Men Of Honor (2000)
DeNiro tells pipe story.
Jul 7, 2006
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(1)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Frakes pulls Number Two.
Apr 14, 2005
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Political symbolism: clones = Democrats.
Jun 22, 2005
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Youngblood (1986)
'Slapshot' for kids.
Mar 23, 2006
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Battlestar Galactica (1978)
Apollo likes Serena's Boxey.
Jul 17, 2005
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Hathaway in queen's diaries.
Feb 1, 2006
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Canadian Ballet: Striptease Dancers Of The North (1998)
The New Montreal Expos-ed.
Apr 27, 2006
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Freddie Mercury, The Untold Story (2000)
Front and Back Man.
Jun 5, 2005
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Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood (2003)
Lepre-compton.
Jun 20, 2005
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Rent (2005)
La Blow-Him.
May 10, 2006
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Star Trek The Experience: The Klingon Encounter (1998)
Vegas Odds; Klingon House.
Jul 24, 2006
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Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Riker gets bigger ship.
Feb 10, 2005
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Introducing; Darth Dead Beat.
Jun 13, 2005
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1969 (1988)
Bauer, The Lost Years.
Apr 27, 2006
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Amputating A Leg (1902)
On it's last leg.
Jul 2, 2005
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Backside To The Future II (1987)
Your McFLy is down.
May 23, 2006
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Break-Up, The (2006)
Anniston, Vaughn rehearse reality.
Nov 23, 2006
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Bright Lights, Big City (1988)
Crack to the Future.
Jun 20, 2005
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Executive Decision (1996)
Russell picks up stewardess.
Feb 2, 2005
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Female Masturbation (1978)
Lady Hand Solo.
Apr 26, 2006
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Flaming Star (1960)
Elvis performs on Reservation.
Feb 8, 2005
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