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Reviews by 'daveyboyUSA'
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with a total of
219
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Amigos 3; Viewers 0.
Jun 21, 2005
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(2)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
The big Cum-On.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
1969 (1988)
Bauer, The Lost Years.
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Aeon Flux (2005)
Aeon Flop.
Mar 10, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Animal Reproduction And Artificial Insemination In Bovines (1983)
Tubular Bulls.
Apr 26, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Battlestar Galactica (1978)
Adam-a Cartwright?
Jul 17, 2005
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(1)
Birdy (1984)
Bird Caged; Nick beret'd.
Jan 26, 2005
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(2)
Break-Up, The (2006)
Anniston, Vaughn rehearse reality.
Nov 23, 2006
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(1)
Bright Lights, Big City (1988)
Cocaine sans De Lorean.
Jun 7, 2005
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Pork's the main course.
Jul 13, 2005
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Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
Yes, Vagina there is...
Jul 17, 2005
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(5)
Dallas (2009)
McLaine channels Miss Elly.
Apr 27, 2006
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Daredevil (2003)
Garner picked; sight-unseen.
Feb 5, 2005
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(2)
Deliverance (1972)
Ned becomes pork sandwich.
Apr 27, 2006
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Departed, The (2006)
Nicholson: Damon's Irish Godfather.
Oct 30, 2006
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Doc Hollywood (1991)
Quack to the Future.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Dukes Of Hazzard, The (2005)
Simpson does shorts-film.
Aug 20, 2005
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(1)
Elvis (1968)
Singer Sponsors Singer.
Feb 23, 2006
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Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Grand Ol' Orgy.
Aug 22, 2005
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(1)
Fatherland (1994)
Back to the Furher.
Mar 13, 2007
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(2)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Lady Hand Solo.
Apr 26, 2006
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(1)
Freddie Mercury, The Untold Story (2000)
Mercury in Retrograde.
Jun 5, 2005
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(3)
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus (2006)
Fur better, fur worse.
Oct 12, 2005
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(4)
Galactic Gigolo (1988)
Looking for Princess Lei-her.
May 16, 2005
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(1)
Galactic Gigolo (1988)
The Real Space Balls.
Jun 4, 2005
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History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Turning Japanese History.
Aug 22, 2005
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Hollow Man (2000)
AKA Hide the Bacon.
Apr 23, 2007
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Insomnia (2002)
Pacino needs Ambien.
May 1, 2006
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Intimate Portrait: Eva Gabor (1998)
An Auntie for Paris.
May 23, 2005
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Jeffrey (1995)
Picard's Pretty in Pink.
Jan 28, 2005
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(1)
Killer Condom (1996)
Magnum Force.
Jun 22, 2005
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(2)
Krrish (2006)
Holy Cow Bhatt(man)!
Jul 6, 2006
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(2)
Leprechaun 3 (1995)
Lepre-Cons Vegas.
Feb 16, 2006
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Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
Luckey Skywalker.
Apr 8, 2005
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(3)
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
Wrath of 'Chaun.
Apr 8, 2005
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(7)
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
Dwarf Vader.
Apr 10, 2005
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(6)
Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood (2003)
Pot of golden teeth.
Jun 21, 2005
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(2)
Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)
Denzel Liev's Armed Service.
May 27, 2005
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Mary Reilly (1996)
Hyde-ing John Malcovich.
Jul 30, 2005
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Monster's Ball (2001)
Halle's 'feel good' movie.
Aug 9, 2005
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(3)
Omen, The (2006)
Stiles Lievs audience dead.
Jun 16, 2006
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(1)
Our House: A Very Real Documentary About Kids Of Gay & Lesbian Parents (2000)
Life with Fathers.
Feb 5, 2005
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(2)
Out: Stories Of Lesbian And Gay Youth In Canada (1994)
Hudson Gay.
Aug 14, 2005
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(1)
Perfect Catch, The (2005)
Damon's in the Outfield.
Aug 12, 2005
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Private Parts (1997)
Baba-movie.
Mar 23, 2007
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Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles (2003)
A Halo'd experience.
Jun 30, 2005
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Rent (2005)
Blowhimian Rhapsody.
May 10, 2006
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Rights And Reactions: Lesbian & Gay Rights On Trial (1988)
Jury of their queers.
Jun 21, 2005
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Rocketeer, The (1991)
Connelly has own Rockets.
Apr 27, 2006
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(1)
Runaway Jury (2003)
Cusack plays Weisz Guy.
Jul 10, 2006
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Schlock! The Secret History Of American Movies (2001)
Schlock and Awe.
Aug 20, 2005
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(3)
Secret Of My Success, The (1987)
Slack to the Future.
May 29, 2005
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(2)
SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The (2004)
Sponge finds new freedom.
Aug 10, 2005
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Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Kirstie Khanned, blows Kobyashi.
Jan 5, 2005
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(2)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Geordi ditches hair clip.
Dec 27, 2004
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Political symbolism: clones = Democrats.
Jun 22, 2005
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(1)
Sudden Impact (1983)
Locke busted, thrown away.
Apr 6, 2005
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(1)
The Electric Grandmother (1982)
I, Nanbot.
Jul 2, 2005
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(2)
Total Recall (1990)
Hauser Your Memory?
May 9, 2005
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(1)
Unleashed (2005)
The Karate Dog.
May 9, 2005
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(2)
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
So this is Clitmas?
Aug 20, 2005
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(5)
Youngblood (1986)
'Slapshot' for kids.
Mar 23, 2006
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(1)
1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
AtCums Diet Plan.
Aug 20, 2005
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(4)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Whole Lotta Cum.
Aug 25, 2005
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(2)
Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Chop Chop.
Jun 30, 2005
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(3)
Canadian Ballet: Striptease Dancers Of The North (1998)
The New Montreal Expos-ed.
Apr 27, 2006
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(1)
Cinderella Man (2005)
Braddock draws First Blood.
May 27, 2005
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Executive Decision (1996)
Russell picks up stewardess.
Feb 2, 2005
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(1)
Freddie Mercury, The Untold Story (2000)
Front and Back Man.
Jun 5, 2005
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(1)
Galactic Gigolo (1988)
Jabba the Slut.
Jun 1, 2005
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(3)
Game 6 (2005)
Game Sucks; for Boston.
Aug 25, 2005
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Gay Muslims (2006)
Al-Queera.
Dec 27, 2006
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(3)
Guardian, The (2006)
Kutcher's role belly-flops.
Feb 21, 2007
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Hand That Rocks The Cradle, The (1992)
Peyton Placed.
Jul 24, 2006
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Hitler: The Rise Of Evil (2003)
Liev's Munichian Candidate.
Jan 26, 2005
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(2)
Intimate Portrait: Eva Gabor (1998)
GaBoring all the Way.
Jun 5, 2005
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Island Of Dr. Moreau, The (1996)
Brando is The DogFather.
Oct 8, 2006
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(2)
Ladder 49 (2004)
Backdrab.
Aug 20, 2005
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(4)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Sho(rt)gun.
Jul 24, 2006
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(1)
Leprechaun 2 (1994)
Brogue Rouge Harps Bride.
Feb 16, 2006
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Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
Dwarf takes giant leap.
Apr 8, 2005
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(3)
Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood (2003)
Pad-Diddy.
Jun 20, 2005
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Logan's Run (1976)
York/Washington Shuttle flight.
May 30, 2005
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(1)
Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)
Lieving DC.
May 27, 2005
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Multiple Orgasm (1976)
Banging the Hammer.
Jun 15, 2005
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(1)
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Lauter plays Bench Connection.
Jun 1, 2005
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Out: Stories Of Lesbian And Gay Youth In Canada (1994)
Quebeciqueer.
Jul 28, 2005
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(2)
Out: Stories Of Lesbian And Gay Youth In Canada (1994)
New BumsWick.
Aug 22, 2005
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Perfect Catch, The (2005)
Schilling for a bride.
Apr 10, 2005
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(1)
Private Parts (1997)
Stern before Getting Sirius.
May 23, 2006
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Rent (2005)
La Blow-Him.
May 10, 2006
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(1)
Running Man (1987)
Schwarzenegger/Ventura: Running Mates?
Jun 7, 2005
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(2)
Schlock! The Secret History Of American Movies (2001)
The Search for Schlock.
Aug 20, 2005
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(5)
Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, The (2005)
Jean Pool.
May 27, 2005
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(11)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Moby Kirk Takes Swim.
Dec 27, 2004
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(1)
Star Trek The Experience: The Klingon Encounter (1998)
Vegas Odds; Klingon House.
Jul 24, 2006
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(1)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Shatner crashes second Enterprise.
Dec 27, 2004
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(5)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Riker gets bigger ship.
Feb 10, 2005
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin's boss offers healthcare.
May 19, 2005
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Revenue of the $ith.
May 23, 2005
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