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Tim Burton
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Rance Howard
Danny DeVito
Jack Nicholson
Jack Black
Pierce Brosnan
Glenn Close
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Mars Attacks!

(1996)
110 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.5 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.5 / 5)
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Ray gun for President.
TitanPa 
  Vote (32)   
Jack, Jack, ack, ack.
demonic 
  Vote (19)   
Pair of J-ack-acks.
Canklefish 
  Vote (19)   
McFly 'n saucers.
noncentz 
  Vote (18)   
Whitman kills? Not Unusual!
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (17)   
Two Jacks- Martians fold.
mandodgingdebris 
  Vote (13)   
Senile Granny scrambles martians.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (13)   
Glenn Close encounters.
noncentz 
  Vote (11)   
Ack! Ack! Jack's Whacked!
rockfsh 
  Vote (11)   
Close encounters cameo kind.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (11)   
Big 'ack' attack.
Yelnats 
  Vote (10)   
Mars Acks
rockfsh 
  Vote (9)   
Country destroyed, Jones saved.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (9)   
Martians fear the oooOOOooo!
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (8)   
Ack ack ack ack.
Kavey 
  Vote (7)   
More like 'Stars Attack'.
GHcool 
  Vote (7)   
Beware: bubblegum babe bites.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (7)   
Bell jar aliens attack.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (7)   
Burton Attacks deluded America.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (6)   
Aliens attack numerous cameos.
AC 
  Vote (6)   
Glenn Close encounters unkind.
soda 
  Vote (5)   
Amish witness Natalie's hero.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (5)   
Ruin & martian's laughin'.
RockGolf 
  Vote (5)   
Martian ultimatum: Ack Ack!!
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (4)   
Aliens not Whitman fans.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (4)   
Their hed a splode.
D Dragon 
  Vote (4)   
Parker turns into bitch.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (4)   
Slim Whitman saves world.
benj 
  Vote (4)   
Slim: chance for survival.
noncentz 
  Vote (4)   
War of weird worlds.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (3)   
Tom Jones sings regardless.
Deluxe 
  Vote (3)   
Parker really is dog!
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (3)   
Tim Burton's 'Independence Day'.
MM64 
  Vote (3)   
Martians attack famous cast.
The Artist Form... 
  Vote (3)   
Nicholson's America is attACKed.
bennyr81 
  Vote (3)   
Martian leader: Huge Ackman?!
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (3)   
World needs Ack-Ack guns.
Rovark 
  Vote (3)   
Martin short one finger.
elchico 
  Vote (2)   
Burton's B-movie mockery.
Downtown 
  Vote (2)   
Easter Island: bowling alley.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Ending is 'Not Unusual'.
Adam Grilli 
  Vote (2)   
Tom Jones gets alienated.
jinx 
  Vote (2)   
'Indian Love Call' kills.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (2)   
Martians attack celebrities, everybody.
MelissaS 
  Vote (2)   
Granny's music slaughters aliens.
Saki 
  Vote (2)   
Wicked alien designs / tempers.
Mark8884 
  Vote (2)   
Cameo fest without laughs.
Bavvy 
  Vote (2)   
Tom Jones shoots Martians!
MguyX 
  Vote (2)   
Mum's music massacres Martians.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Aliens fry Marty McFly.
Mark Bennett 
  Vote (2)   
Sixties sci-fi space spoof.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Grandma's music impedes invasion.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (2)   
Invasion of the cameos.
freewalk 
  Vote (2)   
Welsh crooner saves earth.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Frenetic, cartoonish interplanetary invasion.
randall 
  Vote (2)   
Hillbilly music saves Earth.
crochus 
  Vote (2)   
Corny music saves civilization.
Yelnats 
  Vote (2)   
Tom Jones survives attack.
risingstar1919 
  Vote (1)   
Congress murdered; world saved.
Yak Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Music of Martian destruction.
TitanPa 
  Vote (1)   
President Jack on attack.
SlimJ 
  Vote (1)   
Parker does doggy-style.
SlimJ 
  Vote (1)   
Country crooning maims martians.
Smarter Sean 
  Vote (1)   
Star-studded space satire.
jinx 
  Vote (1)   
Burton's science fiction homage.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (1)   
Ugly aliens. Pretty Portman.
Jezztek 
  Vote (1)   
Short aliens destroy Congress.
Pumpkin 
  Vote (1)   
Jones's mind-blowing singing saves.
dlanod 
  Vote (1)   
President Nicholson gets murdered.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Earth saved, Jones croons.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Grier, Aliens. No contest.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
007 steals McFly's girlfriend.
McHael 
  Vote (1)   
Rayguns dye skeletons.
Falken 
  Vote (1)   
Burton's bad brains.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (1)   
Slim Whitman destroys Martians.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Brainy aliens kill Congress.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Muted space satire entertains.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (1)   
Music makes Martians melt.
SwissArmyKnife 
  Vote (1)   
Bad music kills.
knoops 
  Vote (1)   
Stars meet, greet aliens.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Martin mixes Martian martini.
elchico 
  Vote (1)   
Alien encounter: Ackward moment.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Slim chances? Slim WHITMAN!
CrackerJack 
  Vote (1)   
Aliens, President Nixin'.
TitanPa 
  Vote (1)   
Ensemble cast, 'alienated'.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Granny's tunes alienate invaders
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Brosnan head; chihuahua bod.
clay 
  Vote    
Slim Whitman: Alien Killer.
Badbart 
  Vote    
"Ack Ack" precedes attack!
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Close encounters alien invasion.
bife 
  Vote    
Mariachis play US anthem.
Eleonora 
  Vote    
Martian warning: Ack-Ack.
Heather 
  Vote    
Martians say 'Ack! Ack!'.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Martian inhales nuclear explosion.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Whitman resonates somewhat painfully.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Martians make unfunny jokes.
Adam Evans 
  Vote    
Martians incinerate Congress.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Close wears hair curlers.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Parker flirts with Brosnan.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Martians throw mobile barbeque.
davelog 
  Vote    
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