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Action, Drama, Romance
Tony Scott
Jim Cash
Jack Epps Jr.
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Tom Cruise
Kelly McGillis
Val Kilmer
Anthony Edwards
Tom Skerritt
Michael Ironside
John Stockwell
Barry Tubb
Rick Rossovich
Tim Robbins
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Cruisin'
Eye Candy
The Slippy Tin Stalker Award
Super Sergeant!
Jerry Bruckheimer is evil

Top Gun

(1986)
180 reviews
Film rated 3.2 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.2 / 5)
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Duck! Duck, Goose!
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (36)   
Goose lays golden Meg.
spyderman 
  Vote (30)   
Pleasure Cruise? McGillis does.
SoS 
  Vote (27)   
Cruise reaches Naval height.
Markandlain 
  Vote (26)   
Midget fights MIG jets.
Markandlain 
  Vote (24)   
On Wings of Egos.
noncentz 
  Vote (23)   
Frequent flier gets girl.
Chris C 
  Vote (22)   
Ground control; Lieutenant Tom.
bife 
  Vote (21)   
Cruise's goose is cooked.
bubbahotep 
  Vote (21)   
Goose's premature ejection fatal.
Markandlain 
  Vote (20)   
Co-pilot hits glass ceiling.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (20)   
Goose is 'soar' loser.
Yukon 
  Vote (18)   
Cruise missiles Russians, McGillis.
turrell 
  Vote (17)   
Cruise pilots, co-pilot cruises.
redPen 
  Vote (16)   
Mashed Goose.
shoon 
  Vote (15)   
Military lowers height requirement.
Heather 
  Vote (14)   
Goose loses ALL feeling.
Ali 
  Vote (13)   
Goose forgot to duck.
Tori 
  Vote (13)   
The Iceman cometh (second).
el guapo 
  Vote (12)   
Tom Cruise(s) in jet.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (12)   
Three Little MiGs.
Stalean 
  Vote (12)   
Tom Cruise, missiles.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (12)   
The Iceman Combeth.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (12)   
Cruise laid, Goose cooked.
tpat 
  Vote (12)   
Pilots shoot. Cruise scores.
SoS 
  Vote (11)   
The Iceman flyeth.
Pathew Noodles 
  Vote (11)   
Maverick overcomes 'fighter's block'.
MorePeasPlease 
  Vote (11)   
Boyz N the HUD.
Mutante 
  Vote (11)   
Inverted Maverick birds Russians.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (11)   
Ego cleared for take-off.
Bart 
  Vote (10)   
Cruise is Naval gazing.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (10)   
Goose makes unwinged migration.
Sludge 
  Vote (9)   
Repressed homosexuality drives plot.
Victim 
  Vote (9)   
Air Force Tom.
bennyr81 
  Vote (9)   
Flying, Scott's men.
ci�nas 
  Vote (9)   
Volleyball's slo-mo homo promo.
Clyde 
  Vote (9)   
Piloting: a risky business.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (8)   
Jet fighters, Goose bumps.
Sludge 
  Vote (8)   
Tom uses booster seat.
Pumpkin 
  Vote (7)   
Lost lovin' feeling, lunch.
The Amazing Rando! 
  Vote (7)   
Goose loses livin' feeling.
Gavrilo 
  Vote (6)   
Gay porn with jets.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (6)   
Cheesy, shallow military advert.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (6)   
Goose flies fast.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (6)   
Maverick. MIG master baiter.
Markandlain 
  Vote (6)   
Goose on a Plane.
Yukon 
  Vote (6)   
Maverick, wild Goose chase.
veloc 
  Vote (6)   
Tommie and the Jets.
veloc 
  Vote (5)   
Meg and MiGs.
Yukon 
  Vote (5)   
Cruise's missile nails McGillis.
teddychan 
  Vote (5)   
Jets on Cruise control.
Yelnats 
  Vote (5)   
Tom suffers fatal Goose.
Sexton Ming 
  Vote (5)   
Cruise up, Goose down.
mr_kit 
  Vote (4)   
Homoerotic Air Force porn.
velvet rope 
  Vote (4)   
Cougar's a scaredy-cat.
Canklefish 
  Vote (4)   
Cruise plays gay volleyball.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (4)   
Cruise's acting kills Edwards.
No 
  Vote (4)   
Short-arse shags smart-arse blonde.
Pikey 
  Vote (4)   
The shortest pilot ever.
dan oliver 
  Vote (4)   
Give my breath back!
The Other Matt 
  Vote (4)   
Tom Cruises 30,000 ft.
djw1973 
  Vote (4)   
Cockpit canopy cooks Goose.
beluga 
  Vote (4)   
Top Cruise.
rabid kazook 
  Vote (4)   
Falls beneath Cruising altitude.
Batty 
  Vote (3)   
Gratuitous sweaty volleyball scene.
mike in springf... 
  Vote (3)   
Hormones faster than sound.
Bavvy 
  Vote (3)   
Tomcats, Tom's kitten.
Chopper 
  Vote (3)   
Goose dieing. Ryan crying.
Yukon 
  Vote (3)   
Flight instructor enjoys Cruise.
Yukon 
  Vote (3)   
Priapic pilot drills instructor.
clay 
  Vote (3)   
Lots've room in cockpit.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (3)   
Tom and geriatric - Viper.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (3)   
Tomcat Cruise.
demonic 
  Vote (3)   
Kelly uses Cruise control.
RedKate 
  Vote (3)   
Meg loses her Goose.
Tori 
  Vote (3)   
Edwards dies, Meg c'Ryan.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
Days of flying thunder.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (2)   
Cruise admires Kilmer's undercarriage.
elvislovesmovies 
  Vote (2)   
Flying, fucking, Cruise, Goose.
randall 
  Vote (2)   
Cruise-ing altitude.
Downtown 
  Vote (2)   
Cruise reworks easy-listening tune.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
McGillis no longer Amish.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (2)   
Charlie's angel, Cruises high.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (2)   
Tom Cruise, atop McGillis.
Rocat 
  Vote (2)   
Cruise loses Goose, recovers.
Paddy C 
  Vote (2)   
Pilot fucks Meg.
knoops 
  Vote (2)   
Meg in Cruise control.
Batty 
  Vote (2)   
Goose has rough landing.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (2)   
Tomcat pilot gets pussy.
Chris C 
  Vote (2)   
Kelly makes short pilot.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Maverick midget overcompensates.
RedKate 
  Vote (2)   
Cruise screws belly-button.
Spurting 
  Vote (2)   
Cruise gets flighty.
MguyX 
  Vote (2)   
Airborne Yanks become jerks.
Yelnats 
  Vote (2)   
Cruise, Kilmer topless volleyball.
LPH 
  Vote (2)   
Bruckheimer's gay pilot allegory.
Jymkata 
  Vote (2)   
Goose bumps, killed him.
strangeways 
  Vote (2)   
Breathtaking Cruise, McGillis romance.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (1)   
Tomcat sprays, fires balls.
Dolbysmurf 
  Vote (1)   
Ice guy finishes first.
The General 
  Vote (1)   
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