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Terminator, The (1984) |
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Film rated 4.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.9 / 5)
(Guy rating: 4.4 / 5)
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| Governor Arnold's first Term'. |
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| Metal assassin suspiciously wooden. |
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| Mechanical performance actually helps. |
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| Ah-nold practices EXTREME contraception. |
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| Cyborg Terrorizes 'Kahleefornia'. |
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| Arnold: strong, silent, constructed. |
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| Human Biehn versus cyborg. |
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| Governator- not pro-life. |
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| Schwarzenegger: time-traveling abortionist. |
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| Deja-vu = Biehn here before. |
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| Punk Paxton gets terminated. |
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| Arnold attempts retro abortion. |
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| 'Sarah Connor?' 'Yes.' BANG! |
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| First drive-thru police station. |
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| Governator after another tramp. |
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| Arnie doesn't talk. Excellent. |
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| Machine operated population control. |
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| Governor serves first Term'. |
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| Machine rages against Biehn. |
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| 2/3 Sarah Connors Insufficient. |
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| Arnold's Callin' For(n) Ya. |
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| Honor protecting Sarah Conner. |
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| Arnold suffers crushing defeat. |
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| Chrome man the Barbarian. |
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| Hero impregnates distressed damsel. |
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| Schwarzenegger not human (unsurprisingly). |
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| Terminator's return promise fulfilled. |
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| Crazy genealogy negates itself. |
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| Arnold's mission. Murderous Connor-tations. |
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| Should've sent T-1000 instead. |
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| Terminator determined ta' terminate-her. |
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| Biehn fathers the leader. |
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| Time-travelling streakers clash. |
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| Unstoppable robot hunts floozy. |
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| Sarah conceives Furlong/Stahl. |
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| Biehn fathers freedom fighter. |
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| Pursued Sarah produces ovum. |
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| Connors survives cyborg slaughter. |
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| Time-traveller bangs local. |
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| Arnold attempts futuristic abortion. |
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| Reese shags friend's mum. |
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| Mechanical bodybuilder chases woman. |
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| Cyborg has Austrian accent. |
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| Taciturn, tenacious, tracking cyborg. |
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| 'Short Circuit' on steroids. |
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| Energizer Bunny on steriods. |
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| Sarah squishes murderous mechanoid. |
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| Arnie's acting hard pressed. |
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| Rebel time-travels, fathers buddy. |
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| Arnie makes great 'baddie'. |
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| Arnie has Hamilton's number. |
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| Future fighter fathers friend. |
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| Robot assassin's hopes crushed. |
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| Hamilton compresses cyborg's data. |
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| Clockwork Tyrolean keeps ticking. |
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| Machine resembles muscular Austrian. |
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| 'Mr. Universe'-al soldier. |
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| Schwarzenegger plans inTerminator-able future. |
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| Puny Paxton, Royally Punk'ed! |
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| Biehn obsesses over picture. |
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| Biehn of Schwarzenegger's life-form. |
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| Arnie's strong, silent type. |
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| Arnie believable as robot. |
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| Sarah Connor: endangered species. |
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| Post-nuclear Nativity story. |
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| Alamo gunshop clearance = success! |
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| Arnie's performance is timeless. |
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| Austria invades California. |
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| Naked muscleman stalks waitress. |
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| Sarah Connor faces extinction. |
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| Governator attempts Connor massacre. |
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| Connor's mother: Reese's MILF. |
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| Bad-ass Biehn beams backwards. |
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